Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oh Darn]

I’m wondering if April was talking to Nick and prior to ever actually meeting in person at the stand-up thing. If they met prior to the stand-up, April was a hunter and I wouldn’t be surprised if she used that excuse to meet with Nick prior to Nick ever meeting Aaron.

Interdasting -- I seem to remember that April and Nick at least talked initially on a podcast (I think Chrissie Mayr?) before the four of them had met up at the standup show where Nick filled in last minute. Would be interested in the timeline between those two events, or getting corrected because I'm misremembering bullshit.

Would also be interested in how far apart this stream was from when April and Nick chatted together, if I'm right that that happened:

If April was planning the monkeybranch to Nick for months, that would at least further explain her loyalty to Balldoman.

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FOUND IT: I think this was the podcast I was thinking of, since Alex Stein appeared and part of the lore involved Alex Stein making fun of April and Nick getting pissy about it on this stream. This was recorded on Dec 11, so AFTER Nick and April met.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

"Remember when I saw yours (penis)? I do."

What an own, Rackets, confessing you still think of Aaron´s cock. What a guy... why does he still insists on doing coke and chatting at the same time?

Nick once spoke of having an epiphany while staring a man's Penis on a nude beach. It seems like Nick has many fond memories of other men's penises, it probably began in his male cheerleading, naked dorm days.

 

[Major]

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So, "a woman" is to blame.

Kayla, girl, you're the messiest of all messes but you have more of a path to redemption than your husband. He's coming for you. GTFO.

90% sure he means his sister in law who must have helped in reporting him

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron's comments on the Balldo intrusion today.

 

[Desktop User2]

Didn't Aaron say that Nick would spy on them and "accidentally" walk in while they were hanging out? Nick was probably trying to catch a glimpse of Aaron's crank the whole time!

Didn´t Warski say Ralph would walk in while he was fucking some crack whore and keep looking at his ass when they were sucking each other off live streaming together? What is with Juju´s wannabes and male fucking gazing?

 

[WEEKEND]

So what's Nick up to on Halloween, taking his kids trick or treating I bet. He's definitely not dreaming about his wife's bull's penis. On the list of things Nick could do that has to be right at the bottom right? Right?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Can some wannabe legal expert tell me how smart move it is as husband of woman who filed for revenge porn to troll in perpetrators social media? Like would there not be expectation of both sides keeping distance?

wannabe retardation expert here. It's a gigachad galaxy brain 52,000 IQ point mastermind move.

 

[Fapcop]

TBF Kayla is quite alluring... can you imagine a passable looking goblin who is immediately into fucking when you dose it? Every trad chud wants a crack whore, @Fapcop could be anyone.

Sigh…

“Oh, I see I’m being mentioned on the Rekieta thread! Probably my good kiwi friend sending up the ol’ DIVORCE ALERT CALLING FAPCOP DICORCE ALERT!
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Oh never mind. They’re just getting my hopes up for the fun of it!”

Thanks guys!

 

[Captain Manning]

Here's the thing that blows my mind:

There were countless off-site Aaron alogs, and even a small handful of Kiwis who seem to really hate Aaron, who were claiming naked Twister is bullshit and Aaron is lying liar who lies (a few really dumb ones were claiming Aaron lies more than Nick, which is basically impossible).

So what does gay Skeletor do? Nick comes out and actually CONFIRMS naked Twister because he thinks he can own Aaron by claiming they saw each other's dicks and Aaron's was hard after seeing Nick naked (and not from, presumably, being in close proximity to two naked woman also participating in this debauchery).

It's like...



HOW STUPID IS HE?!?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ah well confirmed Aaron and Nick had gay sex I guess

 

[Oxous]

As if to instantly prove my point:

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"remember when I saw yours? I do."
Holy shit. How do you not immediately kill yourself, out of shame and embarrassment, as soon as you catch yourself typing out such a thing? This FAGGOT would repulse Tom of Finland with the overwhelming aura of gayness he emanates.

 

[Fapcop]

If Aaron ends up being @Fapcop I'm quitting this thread.

Well… We have seen some pretty wild twists and turn in this saga.

I wouldn’t count anything as out of the real of possibility.

Can you imagine the SEETHE from Nick if Aaron was a regular here?
(Or even better, if Kayla left him for a Kiwi Farms NERD and became a god fearing trad wife?)

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No assumption of responsibility. He still thinks what's happening is happening TO him as opposed to being a result of the choices he's made.

For a couple of years? So 2022 Nick with a Rumble contract and clearing tens of thousands every month wasn’t “doing well”?!

Jeez poor Nick! A hapless victim of cruel circumstance! If only he had the financial resources to do something about it.

How fucking pathetic. Ultimately it all boils down to a very wealthy man, sitting in his huge mansion of a house, looking at his wife and kids going: “I’m not happy! There must be something more to life… Like whores!”

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh never mind. They’re just getting my hopes up for the fun of it!”

Stay strong brother, we're all rooting for you to put some more butterflies on her back.

... Speaking of, I wonder if Nick got a butterfly for Jamal Abortkieta.

 

[repentance]

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And there we all were thinking his life was fabulous until Scandinavian prudes and the government decided to fuck him over.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think his latest line is to imply it was from second hand crack smoke from aaron. It's bullshit but that's what he's implying outside of "the test is.... le bad!"

This is exactly what I mean. He's such a fucking wetbrain when he tries to come up with a story to explain his shit he makes himself sound worse because what he's basically saying with this excuse is that people were smoking so much crack around his kid that her hair tested positive at regular recreational user levels just from second hand crack smoke.
He comes up with these fucking copes and excuses in his head that he thinks are oh so clever, but because of the damage the alcohol, the cocaine, and the deliberate malnutrition, have done to him, he can't grasp the very obvious conclusions that his qover story will bring up in peoples heads.

Ok, it sounds better than him actually deliberately trying to medicate her ADHD with it, but I'm not sure that his kid being sat in a house filled with that much crack smoke is any better than her accidentally getting at his stash because he's a careless drunk and left it laying around.

This is how much damage Balldo has done to his brain and ability to think, and he still thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.

It's easy to see how those Jamaicans clocked him for a mark, with his slow-in-the-mind thought process, and his ego and neurotic aversion to being seen as the nerd he is.

 

[Fapcop]

Here's the thing that blows my mind:

You know what blows my mind?!

Doesn’t he have five kids at home? Doesn’t he have a wife? AND a mistress?

Rather than spend time with them, rebuilding the relationship with his wife and having April sit on his face, he’s sitting and sneeding to a few hundred people on a podcast to “own the nerds”.

Holy fuck man, he really has become totally unhinged lately. (Unless of course there’s neither a wife nor kids at home.)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

There's a reason why 'another win for the toe' became a meme. The guy isn't some mastermind but a goof while Nick's plots against Aaron get foiled.
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Wow, I missed it the first time. It has to be Kayla, who else? How cocked out of his mind is he to write this?

Keep in mind he might be referring to Aaron as a woman

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Heeeerrrreeeeeee's Nicky! Spooky Xitter Sperg between 12:00pm - 1:00pm CT [ 10/31/2024 ]

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Spoiler: Full Xitter Thread 10-31-2024

 

[Fapcop]

It's easy to see how those Jamaicans clocked him for a mark, with his slow-in-the-mind thought process, and his ego and neurotic aversion to being seen as the nerd he is.

“Oh shit maaan… If only a real MAN could step to dis! You gnomeasayn maan? A real maan who could shoot dis lady one thousant dallas to fix things! But alladem nerds at da resort maan! Nonadem do nuthin!”

Nick: “… I’m… I’m NOT a nerd!”

 

[Nate Higgers]

Last I looked, I think you have to pay to be in Aaron's chats now. So Nick is actually paying Old Steel Toe so he can do this stuff. That is really sad.

Sounds like ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE