2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[JustSomeDong]

Yea, it’s better to be completely passive until your country has already shipped in enough sand niggers that you can’t even protect your own children, right?

Stiff upper lip, lads!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

after 2020.

*2016 technically

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

seen a post on X saying an ABC affiliate is already airing the results of the election

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Almost certainly gay ops but will be interesting to see how close it is.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

seen a post on X saying an ABC affiliate is already airing the results of the election

I can picture Disney fucking this badly. Bob Iger accidentally admitted to tax fraud on a public investor call.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I voted for the retard, but will laugh at whoever has a social media breakdown left or right. I kinda hope whoever wins gets the worst Congress for them so no one is happy.

 

[harmy.kook]

Yea, it’s better to be completely passive until your country has already shipped in enough sand niggers that you can’t even protect your own children, right?

EuroFags, especially BritCucks, lost the right to talk any kind of shit after what happened this summer

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Best to not be in a major leftist city, in case Trump wins.

Also it has already been ~8 years since TDS became a thing.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Stiff upper lip, lads!

"Just need to have our kids get raped and murdered another five years to really vote in the change this time!"

 

[FunPosting101]

Happy Halloween you guys! Hopefully we get even more TDS when Trump gets elected again in November. :^)

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm happy the UK doesn't get as crazy or as much attention as the US elections, it's a fucking clown festival. Again, I'm being fair here in saying that nowhere is perfect, especially the UK elections. Still, I now understand the mentality of most Trump supporters, because anyone who is mentally sane with a good amount of logic and rationality would be fucking embarrassed at how It's going right now. But yes, I am europoor, cuck, faggot, globalist, communist blah blah, blah.

Imagine being British, bros.

You wake up shivering in the morning and thank the state that you didn't freeze at night due to a lack of heating. Then you have your breakfast of shredded cardboard and pig milk, the finest food available to you.

You get out and stand in line for public transit for about an hour while Mohammed rifles through your pockets. You do your best to pretend you don't see him. He steals three quid and your bicycle license. It's okay, you can go for a week without food, he needs it more.

Eventually the bus arrives, you pile on with the rest of the dead-eyed slave cattle. All the seats are taken up by Africans so you end up standing for an hour and a half. It's okay, it gives them a good opportunity to go through your pockets. Disappointed that they couldn't find anything, they stab you, but just a little bit.

Dripping with blood you arrive at work. Your supervisor, Poopoojeet Singh, tells you that you're late and it will be docked out of your pay. Meanwhile you're still relieved that you have enough to pay your taxes, knowing it will go to a good purpose, all to Ukraine.

Once you're done work, you go to the NHS to take care of that pesky stab wound. You get stabbed by Albanians once more while on the way there, but luckily they didn't hit anything important. At the NHS you get yelled by a large African woman for dripping blood on the floor and you get kicked out.

Eventually the blood loss catches up, and you die in a ditch, like a dog.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I voted for the retard, but will laugh at whoever has a social media breakdown left or right. I kinda hope whoever wins gets the worst Congress for them so no one is happy.

I'm proud of you for reluctantly growing a 3rd brain cell, honestly.

Russia

Russian derangement syndrome

Can't wait for November 5th, there will be so many tears.

Ours probably.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

I just hope Trump wins so that Ralph can do another tax free dance.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Best to not be in a major leftist city, in case Trump wins.

Just post up and Lee Boyd Malvo anyone that tries to start shit.

For bonus points, do it just like Malvo did. Remember how long it took to catch him?

E: I just learned they made a movie about him. "Blue Caprice" if you're interested.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Happy Halloween you guys! Hopefully we get even more TDS when Trump gets elected again in November. :^)

Assuming the Democrats don't "win" with "election fortifying" yet again, that is.

 

[George Lucas]

Final prediction (before election day)

 

[Betonhaus]

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Final prediction (before election day)

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[Penis]

I really fucking hope Harris loses, but I put money on her winning today. That way, even if she wins, I still have some shallow compensation prize.

 

[Penis]

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Final prediction (before election day)

You think New Jersey's going red? I've got a bridge to sell you.

 

[FunPosting101]

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The most likely scenario for a Trump victory is the states he won in 2016 + Nevada. That's 312 electoral votes. I'd love it if either of these maps turned out to be correct, but the more likely candidate for a surprise flip in this election is Minnesota, not Virginia or New Jersey.

 

[Penis]

This is the official @Penis prediction. So, basically, 2016 + Nevada. It would be incredibly funny if Minnesota flipped.