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Pringles Can Janny didnt just cuck fatrick....he was there living in his house, fucking his wife, and shittin in his toilet for years without the fat fuck even noticing
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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How many of these stalker children have ended up in prison? Oh, yeah. ZERO! Also, Patrick is still fat.
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Ya know if I do wind up going to prison for fuckin larceny or grand theft auto in the next couple years I am gonna spend my entire fuckin stint giggling like a retard over the fact I am "enjoying prison" as he foretold.
Gonna confuse the fuck out of the guys running a train on me in the showers
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Hello Kiwifarms (the second, worse forum), I have something to get out of my chest:
I am afflicted with a terrible psychological illness called PTSD (Patrick Tomlinson Stalking Disorder).
In short, I can't stop thinking about Rick. He consumes (fat) around 60% of my daily brainpower, and it's in rapid expansion (fat). I have introduced "stlaker child" to my ordinary vocabulary and have started replying to scam text messages with the "You're going to prison" copypasta. I have developed a vested interest in the results of the US 2024 Presidential Election, despite not even residing in the American continent, just from the criminal delusions in my head of what could potentially be Patrick's xitter reactions to a Trump victory.
If any one of you share the symptoms I have described, I must tell you that you are mentally ill. Seek. Help.
I am afflicted with a terrible psychological illness called PTSD (Patrick Tomlinson Stalking Disorder).
In short, I can't stop thinking about Rick. He consumes (fat) around 60% of my daily brainpower, and it's in rapid expansion (fat). I have introduced "stlaker child" to my ordinary vocabulary and have started replying to scam text messages with the "You're going to prison" copypasta. I have developed a vested interest in the results of the US 2024 Presidential Election, despite not even residing in the American continent, just from the criminal delusions in my head of what could potentially be Patrick's xitter reactions to a Trump victory.
If any one of you share the symptoms I have described, I must tell you that you are mentally ill. Seek. Help.
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AutoClownMaker
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Patrick never lies so it is best if what he said is taken as true. And then used to point out how pathetic and horrible he must be.
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This timeline remains murky for a few reasons, chief among them Rick's use of the term "best friend."
Rick referred to PCJ as his "best friend" who stole his wife before the Pests dug into it. When later pressed on this Rick claimed in Pest text messages they were never friends. Now in this recent podcast, he claims the convention was the first time they'd met in person - in this version of the timeline, the "best friend" was another, unnamed guy who had moved to Florida with Rick. Something tells me this wasn't really his "best friend" either, since we've never seen any photos of him and Rick doesn't mention him in any other stories.
A common theme in the Pigtales Saga is Rick's inability to differentiate "friends" from "people he's friendly with" from "acquaintances." He believes people he talks to online and sees once every few years at conventions are his close friends. He believes the other barflies who orbit Hooligans are his close friends. He believes his twitter network are his close friends. He's a socially maladjusted autistic and terrible judge of character.
Getting duped by the Nigerian scammer is just the most recent example of this. He moved to Florida with Ade after only dating for a few months, and later claimed he was shocked when she left him as there were "no marital problems." Well obviously there were marital problems, Rick - your pregnant wife hopped on the first train outta Dodge in the form of an obese stranger neither she nor Rick himself had ever met before, who was also married with a kid, and such a physical disaster he would end up leaving her stuck with three children after dying of heart disease less than a decade later. Obviously something was wrong. Rick just didn't notice. Or want to notice.
Rick's inability to read a room is why we're all here today. It's one of his core attributes.
TheMeanOne
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I think meeting PCJ probably made her realize she was missing out on someone saner and more responsible. I'm sure she wasn't ready to leave him right away but it must've been a wake-up call.
I liked how in the interview Patrick tried to make PCJ sound like a bad guy and accused him of walking out on a child, too. The guy's dead and can't defend himself, it was a really low blow. That's also the only father figure Pat's kid ever had, what if she hears this?
In the podcast he says she "followed" him. I think he's trying to sound like a super-cool guy pulling down six figures and some broad was hassling him. He likes being the victim of stalkers a little too much. Patrick's self confidence and self esteem is astonishing because it's so unearned. He's this lumpy, not very bright, not great talker guy but he talks like he thinks he's a babe magnet.
It seems like he was working in insurance sales, which has the potential to be a six-figure job but only if you hit your numbers. It's like saying if you get a job as a CRE broker you got a 6-figure job. Sure, in a good year. In 2020 when office sales & leasing were crap some brokers were making much less. Pat's career was probably like that with ups and downs.
His whole story was a little bit off. I think the format's interesting but there should be a host involved, prodding and asking clarifying questions.
The other thing, a lot of wealthy salesmen would look down their noses at Pat's Mustang. They drive much higher end sports cars. He's trying to be someone he's so clearly not. It's not a bad thing to have a Mustang but bragging about it as much as he does is a weird choice. He lives in a duplex and rents half out, right? That's a good plan to always have income. But truly successful sales guys often own 2-3 homes. He lives like a good broker in the first 2-3 years of their career but not like a massive success story.
Meriasek
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And when did the Lappening take place? Piggy now claims PCJ stole Ade and then moved near them, but that'd imply the Pig and the Tramp were already separated by that time, which makes the Lappening less hilarious.
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Alright, Porktits is back Leprechauning his flabby ass on xitter again, and I have mentioned this often but it bears repeating how unironically autistic the pig man is with obsessively repeating the same exact phrases
"Oh sweetheart/child/baby child they really are" is just one of like two dozen of the quips and snippets he oinked out during the 5th Josiah call that he endlessly repeats in text and IRL.
He's like that obnoxious autist kid I knew when I was 10 who literally spoke in nothing but family guy quotes....literally nothing but family guy quotes. He was like a living fucking youtube poop before youtube even existed who cobbled together responses and conversations from Season 1-3 Peter Griffin lines.
Also Teats of Swine has read the le reddit thread and has declared all the normies expressing their confused disgust for him as sockpuppets of the stalkerchilds and threatens prison for this offence.
"Oh sweetheart/child/baby child they really are" is just one of like two dozen of the quips and snippets he oinked out during the 5th Josiah call that he endlessly repeats in text and IRL.
He's like that obnoxious autist kid I knew when I was 10 who literally spoke in nothing but family guy quotes....literally nothing but family guy quotes. He was like a living fucking youtube poop before youtube even existed who cobbled together responses and conversations from Season 1-3 Peter Griffin lines.
Also Teats of Swine has read the le reddit thread and has declared all the normies expressing their confused disgust for him as sockpuppets of the stalkerchilds and threatens prison for this offence.
bortherman
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14/05/2011 | Wonderfest 2011 |
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The civilians are watching this in real time.
As we understand it, PCJ essentially kicked Rick out of his own house in Portage and started slamming Ade in his bed. Rick was forced to get an apartment near by, under the assumption he was going to be a father soon, before the divorce was even finalized. I don't think he wanted to be in his daughter's life, I think he was still frothing mad and stalking Ade. Eventually after he signed away parental rights he moved to Milwaukee to reinvent himself as an internet tough guy.
There was a long texting saga where the Pests would allege PCJ was banging Ade upstairs while Rick slept on the couch before he found alternate housing. Judging by the temperature of Rick's replies, this is not out of the realm of possibility.
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Brian Keene and his audience attempt to dissect an especially baffling Patpost in which Patrick seems to accuse Leslie of befriending his home and victim-blaming his patio furniture.
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*sighs*
The pig man xeets like this....and yet I find myself judged and scorned for wanting to rape him humble.
Meriasek
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Oh, he has so many ideas he doesn't find the time to write them all out. They explains his low output.
Not finding publishers for his drivel also doesn't help.
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I was initially weirded out by your Islamic musings, but at this point I think I'm rooting for you just to see him whistle a different tune.
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That's the best part of prison, the new friends you'll make and the novel situations you'll find yourself in.
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I think the funniest thing is how he's so stupid he doesn't realize giving orders to people on the Internet is laughable.
Because Buzz Aldrin, an American hero, endorsed Trump. He's earned the right to endorse anyone he fucking wants.
Rick Hamlinson, American zero, seethes impotently, never having contributed anything whatsoever to the world.