Bad webcomics

[xertruglia]

Don't say things like that, it makes people morbidly curious. Do you know anything more identifying about either comic, or somewhere to search for the phrase "le anime graduate"? Twitter and 4chan pulled up nil.

Someone posted his name but the post got deleted because that person also posted one of his worst comics with it for some reason. He goes by gutsybird. He has a website called "visuabusters" where he posts his stuff too. It's all very evil. He seems to regularly nuke everything so the comic I was remembering is gone. It seemed to be a personal story about him doing homo erp with his friends where they all reenact their favorite hentai. He drew him and his friends as inklings from splatoon and it was all framed around that. He's really creepy. All those s4s people just got scarier over time and they have some smug superiority about being internet addicted chomos.

 

[Anonitolia]

Some more Nuzlocke nuttiness for the road. Today, that means character profiles that take "artistic liberty" to such an extreme that some of the teams are completely unrecognizable (let alone their trainers).



These are all from Brutal Blue, a webcomic purporting to be a Nuzlocke where all the edgy fan theories are real and there is blood. That apparently means neopronoun protagonists and trans Lt. Surge. That aforementioned blood also happens every other page now, because this is a Nuzlocke and the author seems bad at playing the game, always preceded by a content warning that robs every scene of any tension as the author completely blocks a page if there's so much as a papercut in it.

Why is it always Johto that gets this treatment? Seriously, why?

edit: lmao my suspicions of the author being bad at the game were more than justified, check this shit out

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Someone posted his name but the post got deleted because that person also posted one of his worst comics with it for some reason. He goes by gutsybird. He has a website called "visuabusters" where he posts his stuff too. It's all very evil.

> search for visuabusters
> click on first link
> immediately confronted with penny gadget loli porn

Fucking Christ. Fair warning to anyone else who wants to look into this guy.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Some more Nuzlocke nuttiness for the road. Today, that means character profiles that take "artistic liberty" to such an extreme that some of the teams are completely unrecognizable (let alone their trainers).

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These are all from Brutal Blue, a webcomic purporting to be a Nuzlocke where all the edgy fan theories are real and there is blood. That apparently means neopronoun protagonists and trans Lt. Surge. That aforementioned blood also happens every other page now, because this is a Nuzlocke and the author seems bad at playing the game, always preceded by a content warning that robs every scene of any tension as the author completely blocks a page if there's so much as a papercut in it.

Why is it always Johto that gets this treatment? Seriously, why?

edit: lmao my suspicions at the author being bad at the game were more than justified, check this shit out

I thought the bald head shots were weird pokemon at first. The pokemon themselves are so badly drawn too, I had a skim out of curiosity and wow terrible anatomy and unnatural movements all over.

 

[Cave Fisher]

Some more Nuzlocke nuttiness for the road. Today, that means character profiles that take "artistic liberty" to such an extreme that some of the teams are completely unrecognizable (let alone their trainers).

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These are all from Brutal Blue, a webcomic purporting to be a Nuzlocke where all the edgy fan theories are real and there is blood. That apparently means neopronoun protagonists and trans Lt. Surge. That aforementioned blood also happens every other page now, because this is a Nuzlocke and the author seems bad at playing the game, always preceded by a content warning that robs every scene of any tension as the author completely blocks a page if there's so much as a papercut in it.

Why is it always Johto that gets this treatment? Seriously, why?

edit: lmao my suspicions of the author being bad at the game were more than justified, check this shit out

Ohh noo, Pokemon but with b-b-BLOOD?
What a unique concept that totally isn't done in every fucking pmd or Nuzlocke comic.

That reminds me, I despite content warnings myself, people need to grow some thicker skin because they're pretty much everywhere these days, I've seen comics like Sparklecare which (aside from having eyebleeding colors and the site its hosted on being down almost all year) uses the exact same clunky page-wide trigger warnings for medical torture and jokes about masturbating.

 

[Vampirella]

Some more Nuzlocke nuttiness for the road. Today, that means character profiles that take "artistic liberty" to such an extreme that some of the teams are completely unrecognizable (let alone their trainers).

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These are all from Brutal Blue, a webcomic purporting to be a Nuzlocke where all the edgy fan theories are real and there is blood. That apparently means neopronoun protagonists and trans Lt. Surge. That aforementioned blood also happens every other page now, because this is a Nuzlocke and the author seems bad at playing the game, always preceded by a content warning that robs every scene of any tension as the author completely blocks a page if there's so much as a papercut in it.

Why is it always Johto that gets this treatment? Seriously, why?

edit: lmao my suspicions of the author being bad at the game were more than justified, check this shit out

I miss when Nuzlock was just the pokemon you caught and what happened during play with a bit of flare. This is more like a fanfic. I wonder if they even played.

 

[Yukako]

Some more Nuzlocke nuttiness for the road. Today, that means character profiles that take "artistic liberty" to such an extreme that some of the teams are completely unrecognizable (let alone their trainers).

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These are all from Brutal Blue, a webcomic purporting to be a Nuzlocke where all the edgy fan theories are real and there is blood. That apparently means neopronoun protagonists and trans Lt. Surge. That aforementioned blood also happens every other page now, because this is a Nuzlocke and the author seems bad at playing the game, always preceded by a content warning that robs every scene of any tension as the author completely blocks a page if there's so much as a papercut in it.

Why is it always Johto that gets this treatment? Seriously, why?

edit: lmao my suspicions of the author being bad at the game were more than justified, check this shit out

Very progressive of the author to turn a traditional Japanese (white) woman fat and black. This actually isn't the first time someone has depicted a transgender Lt. Surge.




I present to you "The Pokedex Project," an unfinished Kanto nuzlocke comic by effsnares, who I believe has been mentioned in this thread before. The protagonist is nonbinary a confused faggot in a polyamorous relationship with Red and Green.

 

[Anonitolia]

by effsnares

every fucking time man

Yes, she's been mentioned before, she's the creator of What the Water Gave Me, an equally-terrible comic which is just as insane and has been repeatedly bashed here before during bouts of extreme boredom. She's probably the most prolific loony author of them all (which is quite impressive given how long this sphere of comics has been loony for), with 3 relatively lengthy (in Nuzlocke terms) comics to her name that are all completely fucking insane. Anyone else around her level of productivity tends to get through a full comic or two without losing their minds but she's never been any saner than she is now.

Tumblr and its consequences, etc.

 

[Ghostse]

I am still trying to get my head around how people see "[autistic term for ironman pokemon runs] Comic" read said comic without anyone threatening to murder their family/pets if they don't read it, and don't immediately die from complications due to AIDS.
PrEP was a mistake.

 

[JelloJerk]

Someone posted his name but the post got deleted because that person also posted one of his worst comics with it for some reason. He goes by gutsybird. He has a website called "visuabusters" where he posts his stuff too. It's all very evil. He seems to regularly nuke everything so the comic I was remembering is gone. It seemed to be a personal story about him doing homo erp with his friends where they all reenact their favorite hentai. He drew him and his friends as inklings from splatoon and it was all framed around that. He's really creepy. All those s4s people just got scarier over time and they have some smug superiority about being internet addicted chomos.

What a terrible rabbit hole I just went down on, I read @Friendly Primarina's warning way too late, but I found your comic. I want to go through it because it's unironically one of the worst webcomics I've ever read. It's on the level of shit you would find trawling the depths of the Bad Webcomics wiki. Ignoring the weird gooner and loli themes, this thing has walls of text longer than the average lefty meme and very basic, lazy art, which makes you wonder why it's even a comic.

I went ahead and censored all the explicit nudity, as well as all the panels where the female inkling is flat-chested and in a bikini, since I don't know if that's allowed here and I don't want to get banned. If this is still too explicit just lmk and I can go back to censor it further.

Spoiler: The comic

So the story is about this female inkling who wants to befriend a group of coomer gooner boys because she ackshually thinks they're super cool, but they ignore her completely, to the point where she's practically invisible to them, she follows them around anyway, and sometimes they acknowledge her. Eventually... they go to a bath house... the boys talk about sexual stuff... and she thinks she's gonna get raped... but nothing happens, and it was a """surprisingly effective bonding experience""". Already supremely creepy. Also note how there's more text than image.

Only reason I didn't censor the last panel is because all of their parts are covered censoring it made it look like something worse was happening.

Next chapter, she tests out if other people can see her/the gooner friends and they can, then this shit devolves into her talking about the depraved shit the boys are into, and says shit like "haha would it be weird if they tried doing this stuff to me? It would be sooo weird right... haha..." *groomer face*
But it's okay, because even though these guys are into things like incest and paedophilia, she thinks it's super cool because they're so "open-minded" and it's "ackshually refreshing". They do hate that NTR though XD XD XD

Also this retard misspelled his own character's name which isn't even a complicated name, lol.

Chapter 3, gooner incel gets rejected, and the other members of the group try to cheer him up, squid girl has neurotic spiral wondering if she even wants to be seen by them (yeah, why would you? I'm shocked this comic didn't just end in gang rape or something). Also he gets another character's name wrong. It's two letters.

Censored panel is her taking off her clothes from the side. It doesn't really show anything, but again, I didn't want to risk it.

Chapter 4, as she's sulking they acknowledge her existence, before continuing to ignore her again. Censored panel is the squid girl on the ground naked with her butt showing, and it's probably the best drawn panel in the entire comic. Shocking!


The 5th chapter actually got a laugh out of me. They want to enter a turf war tournament (if you've never played Splatoon, this is basically just the main mode of the game where you paint the walls and shoot people and shit), the tournament organisers don't want to let them in because of their reputation of being absolutely degenerate. Insert postulating about how they'd never actually hurt anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those people called them rapist paedos but those were lies!!!!!!!!!!! The boys talk about how they're fine with it but it won't be the "first time they're ostracised". Yeah, the author is definitely hard projecting all through this thing. They can also suddenly see female MC and blah blah blah lots of words.



Behold. The greatest webcomic panel I've ever seen. Definitely a random.txt contender

Insert the most bizarre sequence I've ever seen, where the comic wants to suddenly have a twist and info dump how female MC was psychic the whole time and was involuntarily making herself unseen because she was so shy, and she never knew she had this power because she had no friends, so she doesn't want to hang out with the gooner boys anymore because she mind raped them so she's a danger, but the gooner boys explain that they don't mind because she didn't do anything bad with the powers. And while they're saying this, they're also telling her to increase her boob size with her powers and wear different outfits. What the fuck is happening?


Chapter 7 is more of the same. Incredible conflict resolution. "Just trust yourself" "ok!". I don't know why she's drawn in such a sinister way in the last panel, is it implying she's going to do something? Whatever, I don't care.

"life is full of pain, whether you're takin' it or dishin' it. You gotta deal with that to get to the not-pain, like Fortnite and Hentai"

I don't know if this guy is ESL or what, but there is also something weird about his sentence structure that I can't put my finger on, and the writing itself is something that a 6th grader would come up with for their first creative writing assignment (well, ignoring the sex stuff).

Additional stuff about Gutsybird:
Went to his website and this is one of the first things I saw:

This guy likes incest so much he's got a whole portal for it.

Also found his NewGrounds. Most of his drawings are of this little girl named Lily. I guess it's an OC? None of them are sexual from what I could see, but knowing what this guy is into cover all of these drawings in a giant aura of creepiness. Tis the season I guess?


I found this to be his most unnerving comic in here, because of the implication:

Haha, isn't it funny how the onomatopoeia said "POMF" when he went to bed? Almost reminds me of that other... thing

 

[xertruglia]

I don't know if this guy is ESL or what, but there is also something weird about his sentence structure that I can't put my finger on, and the writing itself is something that a 6th grader would come up with for their first creative writing assignment (well, ignoring the sex stuff).

I dont think he is ESL. Thats how people from s4s talk. They all read eachothers posts in a little girl voice, so the retarded jilted sentences reflect that. The name changes in the comic were probably intentional. Qg turns into jq (Jewish question) which i guess is just gusty being a stinker.

Reading it to the end now it seems more like a story of a kid they groomed in a splatoon lobby and less like an autobiographical thing. But it still has that "were into psycho shit but were not hurting anyone. we're actually way nicer than NORMAL people!" cope in it so maybe that's not it. If he deleted it off his website that would make me more suspicious.

Idk how you found the whole comic. I didn't want to search through his weird image board thing for it so maybe it was there.

 

[Two Dollars]

I miss the original Nuzlocke guy. The last White: Hard Mode update was five years ago and he doesn’t do anything besides tweet once every few months
Speaking of which… heheheh

 

[Yukako]

Apologies for quoting you a second time, but I just realized this is supposed to be Colress, a character who as far as I know isn't even in Kanto. I honestly don't see the problem with artists taking liberties, considering how poorly designed some teams are in the games (e.g. Flint only having two fire types). But when it gets to the point where the trainer is only recognizable by name, you might as well have created an OC instead.

I miss it when nuzlocke comics were drawn on paper (or in MS Paint) and the characters said racial slurs every other page.

 

[JelloJerk]

I am still trying to get my head around how people see "[autistic term for ironman pokemon runs] Comic" read said comic without anyone threatening to murder their family/pets if they don't read it, and don't immediately die from complications due to AIDS.
PrEP was a mistake.

Watching people actually play it (or playing it yourself) has always been more entertaining than any comic for it, imo. I don't think you can do anything truly unique with that story that hasn't been done with the original. I do remember reading one years ago where the MC was some edgy kid who smoked cigarettes and hated everything (didn't even want to get a pokemon and start his journey because he wanted to stay home and watch Top Gear. Lol.) and eventually he would join Team Rocket, but I never got to read to that part. I don't remember what it was called and it's probably way shittier than I remember but that was probably the only time I found a Nuzlocke comic semi-appealing because at least it was an appropriately tryhard edgy MC for a tryhard edgy setting.

Idk how you found the whole comic. I didn't want to search through his weird image board thing for it so maybe it was there.

Yeah, that was it. I just typed "Splatoon" in his index and found the panels. Well that and some other unsavoury content. Let's just say, I don't blame you for not wanting to search it up.

Apologies for quoting you a second time, but I just realized this is supposed to be Colress, a character who as far as I know isn't even in Kanto. I honestly don't see the problem with artists taking liberties, considering how poorly designed some teams are in the games (e.g. Flint only having two fire types). But when it gets to the point where the trainer is only recognizable by name, you might as well have created an OC instead.

Wow, that's gotta be the biggest downgrade in character design I've ever seen. They unswagged my nigga Colress and turned him into a they/them manlet. Why even fuck with his original design? It's fruitier than the one they went with.

 

[Anonitolia]

I just realized this is supposed to be Colress

What the fuck, you're right. I hadn't even noticed with how disastrous that redesign is, good lord.

a character who as far as I know isn't even in Kanto.

He isn't, no. In fact, he's probably the furthest-removed from Kanto in the series, with his only two appearances being strictly in the American regions (Unova and Alola respectively) and entirely unrelated to Japanese happenings, which makes him being a part of Rocket somehow even stupider than it seems on face value. Good catch.

I miss it when nuzlocke comics were drawn on paper (or in MS Paint) and the characters said racial slurs every other page.

Same, anon, same. At least there's still the original run to go back to. Savor it while you still can. I've had the nagging suspicion that it'll vanish off the face of the earth some day.

when it gets to the point where the trainer is only recognizable by name, you might as well have created an OC instead.

It's a strange paradox, this kind of stuff. These people want to be original, so they change someone else's originality to be less original than an original character would have been but supposedly more original than their canon forms. 99% of the time they create a new character and then give it an existing name and role in the story, so all of the change is incredibly superficial. And it's an odd mish-mash of stuff that just doesn't fit.

The old role almost always clashes with the new character (especially since backstory and personality are two of the most common drastic changes in these stories), with the old role having been made for essentially a different person, and it causes this grinding dissonance that feels like nails on a chalkboard in the actual story. "This Lt. Surge is transgendered, sickly, and faced a bunch of ridicule when he was growing up", but he's still a war-torn veteran leading an Electric gym that survived a war? "This Silver is a transgendered, abused child who's borderline demure and relatively level-headed", but he's still the arrogant thieving rival that constantly opposes the hero? This is everywhere in this shitty genre and a major, major factor in why almost all of these stories suck ass.

There's no questioning as to why this happens, it's always in the name of diversity and inclusion, but it just kills what vapid potential most of these premises had. I get that they have this odd need to follow the games' plotlines, which mean they have to force their protagonist down the 8-gym-4-elite-1-champion circuit and that many characters is already far too big a cast to consider expanding, but that already-bloated cast never seems to stop the authors from adding a few OCs of their own anyways so I truly cannot wrap my head around why this happens other than being infected with the same weird brain parasite that forces every tumblr artist to draw fat black people with vitiligo and bandages over their favorite anime pretty boy.

I hope that was coherent. I havent slept properly in days lol.

 

[Vampirella]

Same, anon, same. At least there's still the original run to go back to. Savor it while you still can. I've had the nagging suspicion that it'll vanish off the face of the earth some day.

See that was the OG fun. Just a silly way to play Pokemon.

 

[Cave Fisher]

Wow, that's gotta be the biggest downgrade in character design I've ever seen. They unswagged my nigga Colress and turned him into a they/them manlet. Why even fuck with his original design? It's fruitier than the one they went with.

BW had some of the fruitiest motherfucker's in Pokemon and they're still bothering ruining existing designs?

 

[Yukako]

BW had some of the fruitiest motherfucker's in Pokemon and they're still bothering ruining existing designs?

They're thin white men. That isn't enough for these people.

You'd think with Game Freak adding more diversity and downright ugly character designs in the later generations, there would be more comics centered around them. Why hasn't anyone made a Legends Arceus nuzlocke where the protagonist is sent back in time then publicly executed for being a homo yet?

 

[Anonitolia]

Alright, I'm finally going to effortpost about this creepy faggot trying to make a sympathetic comic about a transgender "system" hiding in a little kid's body.

the (now-confirmed) gay best friend immediately got over it and started swooning over the split-personality guy again with simple flattery



there is no missing in-between page here, the one on the left comes immediately after the big "PERCY'S NOT INSANE" panel

 

[TH3 H4NG3D M4N]

http://lawforkids.org/get-involved/lfk-comics-toons

This is a comic about teaching kidz about law. It's very old and people used to make joke edits of it a decade ago. Most of the time it's about a kid doing a crime and gets punished. That's it. A few of them are videos too with awful voice acting. What makes them so bad? well...

This is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Thank you for posting this.

It reminds me of that Christian tract comic artist Jack Chick. His comics were absolute bedlam. He would warn people about Dungeons and Dragons, rock music, Mormons, and not accepting Jesus.

I think the "law for kids comics" and Jack Chick comics are similar and funny because they are comically oversimplified. Tried a joint once? It is life in prison for you! There is no real life morally grey area, or the very real "nothing bad happened" outcome.

I do not know how anyone actually took Jack Chick's comics seriously. I always found them entertaining.