Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Caption this with her thought at the time:



"Why does he keep shaking like that?"
"Oh great, he's definitely jerking off to this later."
"Please don't proposition me too."

 

[AnOminous]

Almost nobody cares about Aaron, period. Only Dabbleverse weirdos care about Aaron.

And Balldo. Balldo cares one whole hell of a lot.

It's like he has this weird (probably drug-induced) delusion that somehow if people think less of Aaron they'll like him again. Nobody cares about Aaron though.

 

[Captain Manning]

He is still trying to convince Melton to start a defamation lolsuit against Aaron for accurately claiming Melton has been sexually harassing Aaron's kids.

If Melton does that, he's gonna find out real fucking quick how poor of an expert Nick is when it comes to defamation lawsuits.

And as big of a POS as Melton is, it's still kinda scummy for him to suggest that, because there's a chance even Nick knows it'll ultimately blow up in Melton's face, and he's just looking to cause grief for Aaron.

He just wants to cause chaos now. His dumb nerd name he gave himself would be fitting but for the fact that it's so gay.

 

[repentance]

More make sure who you marry isn’t a fucking trust fund retard who’s never done anything with his life.

Nick wasn't a "trust fund kid" when Kayla married him. Arguably, he's not even a trust fund kid now, although he clearly receives some degree of financial support from his parents.

Yeah, the point of the trust is that it lasts for generations.
Spoiler: it rarely does.

The trusts Louis set up in his will were not dynastic trusts. His assets passed to the foundation (which spends more than it brings in every year so will ultimately cease to be) and trusts for Peaches and his children. There's no main trust which stretches across multiple generations like the Hilton estate, providing disbursements to descendants across decades.

Many trusts are established for a limited purpose or a limited time and Nick may have established the trust which owns his current home himself. He's said enough about how it's structured that we know the house wouldn't be an available asset in the event of a divorce.

Bob and Celeste make sizeable donations to charity, but nothing in the same league as Peaches and Louis and they make the donations in their own names apart from the ones made from the foundation.

While it's possible that Celeste has set up trusts for her children after inheriting from her parents, Nick has made it sound like whatever money he receives from his parents comes with strings attached and it doesn't seem coincidental that he publicly changed during the brief period he was bringing in enough from streaming to be financially independent of his parents.

 

[daffodils]

Rekieta appears to be also DMing Melton about sending him a fridge? I'm not sure the context. I'm not sure what fridge this is. The snack fridge in their bedroom?

That fridge was a gift from Aaron to Kayla, wasn't it?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Caption this with her thought at the time:

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"Why does he keep shaking like that?"
"Oh great, he's definitely jerking off to this later."
"Please don't proposition me too."

That's a look of disgusted pity, but mostly disgust imo.

The picture of Balldo glaring over looking like a hunchbacked cryptid is crazy, for how blurry it is I have never seen such concentrated seethe and butthurt from a still image.
It's like the sheer seeth radiation coming from him nuked the cameras phone so it looks like it was taken with a Nokia 3310.

 

[Guntkvd]

In unrelated news, 50 year old incel comedian Ray Devito wants to hire Crakieta as a youtube lawyer to sue his a-log Franklin Shekler:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HackverseAnonymous/comments/1ggj154/ray_devito_wants_to_hire_nick_rekieta_to_help_sue/

Local archive:

Example of Shakler's libelous work:

I doubt anything will come from this, but it's just another example of how Dabbleverse freaks worship Crakets.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He just wants to cause chaos now. His dumb nerd name he gave himself would be fitting but for the fact that it's so gay.

CHAOS - Cuck Has Another Outstanding Suggestion.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, nobody is saying they're great. But they don't really fit the American definition of white trash. To be white trash, they'd have to be poor. It's as much about economic status as it is behavior. Nick's absurd school bus hood story to the contrary, Nick's parents were never poor.

White trash is a state of mind, not an economic status.

Even old money can degenerate to the level of pure trash, and there are plenty of salt of the earth types in trailer parks. The specific set of white trash behaviors and mentalities are way more common in the poor and nouveau-riche (or to be less fancy pants about it wigger rich), but by no means limited to them.

Before the Franks denial, Dick tweeted out he was all set to have a road rage celebration that involved a certain warrant being thrown out. That ain't gonna happen.

Dick doesn't have to care what happens. He gets off on the people dangling from his gunt getting fucked over. It's all entertainment to him.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Whose pinecone girl? And is she hot?!

Pinecone is actually the best contender for who CRP was referring to in his slatternly woman video (not Kayla as Godwinson as said). This is the only reason I bothered to document her. There will be a bit more on her in the Kayla OP.

To answer your question as to why she's called Pinecone... and only because it's you who asked and she might be your type:

Spoiler: Pinecone Girl - NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Also, yes, there are more explicit images of her lurking on KF. Consider yourself warned.

 

[Fapcop]

The woman at the court whose appearance Nick is clowning on looks like a more pulled together, sober version of Faran when Nick was trying to fuck her.

Yeah, I don’t see how this is a W in any way.
Normal woman, well put together outfit. Classy in a way that April could never achieve and Kayla is too zonked out on pills to get to.

Guess Rekieta has become so thoroughly buck broken that sitting in a pedophiles chat room and posting pics of totally normal women as a GOTCHA NERD is next level winning.

I’m telling you guys, even for Rekieta standards this is fucking sad. Something happened, and I think it’s Nick’s little throuple hitting a ditch.

But they don't really fit the American definition of white trash. To be white trash, they'd have to be poor.

Poor in spirit and taste is also a kind of poverty my friend.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's a look of disgusted pity, but mostly disgust imo.

The picture of Balldo glaring over looking like a hunchbacked cryptid is crazy, for how blurry it is I have never seen such concentrated seethe and butthurt from a still image.
It's like the sheer seeth radiation coming from him nuked the cameras phone so it looks like it was taken with a Nokia 3310.

The lack of self-awareness is uncanny

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Rekieta endorses getting in DMs with Melton:

'he hasn't leaked anything I've sent'

Yes, all your DMs are totally safe with this pedophile.

Also, sending him content instead of making your own show - literal content cuck.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

The lack of self-awareness is uncanny

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Confronting Judge Vagina Liquor in the elevator, yelling like a retard at Aleisha Sweep outside the courtroom and now running up to a woman and shoving a phone in her face. Nick's a big man when women are involved, but if this was a man then Nick would end up like Ralph denying his own name.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'm positively certain she doesn't do cocaine, cares for her loved ones, and doesn't get hollowed out by black cock for fun. That's why she seems mythological to Nick.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The lack of self-awareness is uncanny

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He's a fucking retard. She looks like a normal, well put together mom that just dropped the kids off or something.
"Hobgoblins abound" says the hunchbacked failure looking like a cryptid from the Patterson-Gimlin tape...

 

[AnOminous]

Confronting Judge Vagina Liquor in the elevator, yelling like a retard at Aleisha Sweep outside the courtroom and now running up to a woman and shoving a phone in her face. Nick's a big man when women are involved but if this was a man then Nick would end up like Ralph denying his own name.

He actually didn't confront her inside the elevator, that was a Chinese telephone game that went wrong that I feel compelled to point out when it comes up because it was partly my fault. He did confront her, either in or on the way out of the courtroom, and off the record instead of on the record. That's bad but it doesn't quite have the megacreep factor of actually being while she was trapped in an elevator with him.

 

[Law]

She's got the business casual thing going on. She looks employed. Nick's just a jealous, catty misogynist.

My current theory is that he huffed paint, thinner or petrol as a "loop hole" around drug tests ever since he got out for 4 months daily and actually permanently broke his brain.

Based and Cobra-pilled. He's mogging and bogging, he's boglim-maxxing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That’s the second time where someone attending a Rekieta hearing gets their photo posted and they’re just normal looking. Keep stacking those Ws Rekieta!



I’m sure he absolutely didn’t come off as an unhinged coke addict during the confrontation and it was so bad even the weird pedo guy decided not to post it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick seems extra retarded lately. He has never been a brainiac but he is giving a different vibe ever since he broke his silence. Whether it is fake or not, that 1000$ story is something I would only admit after extensive advanced interrogation. The vibe is not that of an alcoholic mid wit with middle age syndrome and a drug addiction. This is profound retardation.

My current theory is that he huffed paint, thinner or petrol as a "loop hole" around drug tests ever since he got out for 4 months daily and actually permanently broke his brain.

Galaxy Gas?
Nitrous Oxide rots holes in your brain, and he's already showing signs of alcohol induced wetbrain.
Add that to the fact alcohol and cocaine combine to make make a neurotoxic metabolite that does the same, and his self inflicted skelly eating disorder like a 14 year old scene girl, it makes sense the cognitive decline Nick is showing.
This dude is going to get Parkinsons or early onset dementia.
Maybe he fucking flips out like Chris Benoit and takes the Slam Pig with him. Hopefully his kids aren't there and Fapcop has gotten Qayla out of the house and back to the Steel Toe Studio