Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
"hobgoblins abound"

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Nick Rekieta was present in Patrick Melton's chat (the guy who sexually harasses Aaron's children) and leaked his photo of the spectator in Kayla's hearing to him through DMs to play on screen.

The spectator had earlier claimed that Nick had sprinted outside the courthouse to retrieve his phone and get in a position to surreptitiously record her
So he sees some random woman he doesn't know observing the court. Then he tries and fails to intimidate her despite not even knowing why she's there. He then leaks the proof that indicates her story of their interaction was true. Then he insults her appearance despite her looking completely normal.

This is genuinely unhinged behavior on Nick's part
 
Nick wasn't a "trust fund kid" when Kayla married him. Arguably, he's not even a trust fund kid now, although he clearly receives some degree of financial support from his parents.


The trusts Louis set up in his will were not dynastic trusts. His assets passed to the foundation (which spends more than it brings in every year so will ultimately cease to be) and trusts for Peaches and his children. There's no main trust which stretches across multiple generations like the Hilton estate, providing disbursements to descendants across decades.

Many trusts are established for a limited purpose or a limited time and Nick may have established the trust which owns his current home himself. He's said enough about how it's structured that we know the house wouldn't be an available asset in the event of a divorce.

I believe that many of us agree, but we are using slightly different langauge. This is common for autists. 'Trust fund kid' may be shorthand for 'spoiled rich kid'.

What is interesting to me is going to be how Celeste and Bob manage their childrens' inheritance. Peaches and Owen seemed to do well-enough, but Bob and Celeste seem more responsible than Nick. We may, however, never know... Unless Nick suddenly does something wild when his parents die.

Bob and Celeste make sizeable donations to charity, but nothing in the same league as Peaches and Louis and they make the donations in their own names apart from the ones made from the foundation.

While it's possible that Celeste has set up trusts for her children after inheriting from her parents, Nick has made it sound like whatever money he receives from his parents comes with strings attached and it doesn't seem coincidental that he publicly changed during the brief period he was bringing in enough from streaming to be financially independent of his parents.

Agreed. Nick himself has said (clip in OP) that he has a great 'safety net' with 'agreements' that his 'debts will be paid'. There are definitely strings attached here.

White trash is a state of mind, not an economic status.

Even old money can degenerate to the level of pure trash, and there are plenty of salt of the earth types in trailer parks. The specific set of white trash behaviors and mentalities are way more common in the poor and nouveau-riche (or to be less fancy pants about it wigger rich), but by no means limited to them.

Dick doesn't have to care what happens. He gets off on the people dangling from his gunt getting fucked over. It's all entertainment to him.

Yes, the state of mind is what I reference. Black people aren't all 'niggers', gays are not all 'faggots', and mentally handicapped are not universal 'retards'.
 
Galaxy Gas?
Man, the CIA really hit it out of the park with that one. Combined with anti-gang-truce-drill rap, it's a one-two punch that makes the crack epidemic look like a potluck at Fred Hampton's hippie house.
Nick is reckless enough to huff duster. Why not? Take the edge off Nick, it only has bad consequences for other people. Go steal a Kia while you're at it.
his self inflicted skelly eating disorder
Ever been hangry? I'm assuming ana-chans feel like that all the time. No wonder he's incapable of making good decisions.
 
I have seen the parents' holiday pictures and the events they attend, and I consider them tawdry in taste and behaviour for the kind of money they have.
What events? This makes it sound like they went to Hooters for Christmas or something
I'd love to see Nick go to Rednecks with Paychecks
 
Confronting Judge Vagina Liquor in the elevator, yelling like a retard at Aleisha Sweep outside the courtroom and now running up to a woman and shoving a phone in her face. Nick's a big man when women are involved, but if this was a man then Nick would end up like Ralph denying his own name.

Obligatory correction that he did this after the sentencing at some unknown location in the courthouse.

The 'elevator' bit was Mandala'd into existence at some point. I am guilty of repeating it, so I feel obliged to correct the record.

That’s the second time where someone attending a Rekieta hearing gets their photo posted and they’re just normal looking. Keep stacking those Ws Rekieta!

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I’m sure he absolutely didn’t come off as an unhinged coke addict during the confrontation and it was so bad even the weird pedo guy decided not to post it.

When normal people consider you interesting, mayhap you are thr stramge one...?
 
Yes, the state of mind is what I reference. Black people aren't all 'niggers', gays are not all 'faggots', and mentally handicapped are not universal 'retards'.
Now you mention it some of the biggest niggers I ever met weren't even Black, and some of the biggest faggots weren't even gay.
At least one of the above is true for Lord Balldo.
 
It would be so funny if someone paid an attractive individual (maybe even a hooker) to attend and take notes with no prior context, just the information that Nick is an unhinged weirdo but if she (or he, because Nick would probably still hit it or want to get railed) buttered him up enough she could get money from him too.

The ultimate hilarious situation would be if the hooker being paid to take notes ends up draining what's left of his money and both Kayla and April get kicked out, then the women team up against Nick. What's a third slatternly woman added to the equation?
 
It's like he has this weird (probably drug-induced) delusion that somehow if people think less of Aaron they'll like him again. Nobody cares about Aaron though.
I think he's doing it to kiss up to his new BFF Patrick Alan Melton - fat man who can't stop making sexual comments about children.
 
Pinecone is actually the best contender for who CRP was referring to in his slatternly woman video (not Kayla as Godwinson as said). This is the only reason I bothered to document her. There will be a bit more on her in the Kayla OP.

To answer your question as to why she's called Pinecone... and only because it's you who asked and she might be your type:

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Also, yes, there are more explicit images of her lurking on KF. Consider yourself warned.
Was this a setup? You SOB It was, wasn’t it?

I bet you had those pics in the folder ready just waiting for me to ask. (While innocently expecting a cute girl who collects pine cones or MAYBE has big, pine cone shaped tiddies.)

The absolute concentration on the face of that guy btw. I never expected a guy shoving giant pinecones up…. Somewhere, would have the determination and single minded focus of a ninja.

Also: WARSKI, NOOO!!!
So he sees some random woman he doesn't know observing the court. Then he tries and fails to intimidate her despite not even knowing why she's there. He then leaks the proof that indicates her story of their interaction was true. Then he insults her appearance despite her looking completely normal.

This is genuinely unhinged behavior on Nick's part
IKR?! I don’t know what but SOMETHING is up. He still managed to pull the old “hehe just jokes” facade in his last stream, but then he went silent for weeks, and showed up in that SEETHE stream on locals talking about shoving people into ovens or whatever, and you just knew he had lost the last bit of self control.

Nick is a narc.
Narcs lash out at others when hurt.
Something has gone totally haywire.
 
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It would be so funny if someone paid an attractive individual (maybe even a hooker) to attend and take notes with no prior context, just the information that Nick is an unhinged weirdo but if she (or he, because Nick would probably still hit it or want to get railed) buttered him up enough she could get money from him too.

The ultimate hilarious situation would be if the hooker being paid to take notes ends up draining what's left of his money and both Kayla and April get kicked out, then the women team up against Nick. What's a third slatternly woman added to the equation?

Maybe if you could get energi king or romaine to do it.
 
And Balldo. Balldo cares one whole hell of a lot.

It's like he has this weird (probably drug-induced) delusion that somehow if people think less of Aaron they'll like him again. Nobody cares about Aaron though.
Nothing could make me think more or less of Aaron as he is complete non entity, the moment he loses relevance in the Rekieta saga is the moment almost every one on the farms will stop caring about him. Melton on the other hand is a filthy paedophile who is obsessed with a man's pre-pubescent children, keep associating with him Nick, let's find out where that leads, maybe he'll eventually pivot from Aaron's children to your own children.
 
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