Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 66 17.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.6%

  • Total voters
    382
HEY YOU FUCKIN' NERDS! It wasn't for an abortion!
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1) Nick vacations at Hedonism. He meets a female "dancer" and several male "dancers"
2) After he gets back, through means unknown he discovers that the female dancer is pregnant and in danger of losing her job. He cannot have learned this from the "dancer" herself because he has no means of contacting the dancer.
3) Nick decides that the solution to the dancer's problems is for Nick to give her exactly $1000.
4) Nick and Kayla then become friends with two male dancers at the resort on instagram in an attempt to get contact information for the dancer.
5) The dancers are unable to provide any contact information for the pregnant dancer. Because of the lack of contact information, Nick cannot send the dancer the $1000.
6) While the dancers are unable to provide contact information for the woman, they are very interested in discussing dragonball Z and how to properly cook a breakfast steak with Nick. Nick has a great time talking to these male strippers/prostitutes/whatever because they are cool and they are not nerds.
 
Why did he do this? Did he know her? Was she the one taking the video on the previous court day and he wanted revenge? Is he paranoid as fuck thinking she was from KF? I don't get it.
She was the observer in the courtroom who gave Wil Herren the info on what happened and the video she took. It was the day of Kayla's hearing. April's was by Zoom.
 
It would be so funny if someone paid an attractive individual (maybe even a hooker) to attend and take notes with no prior context, just the information that Nick is an unhinged weirdo but if she (or he, because Nick would probably still hit it or want to get railed) buttered him up enough she could get money from him too.
Attend what?
 
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We are witnesses to Nick Rekieta's Great Becoming. He is Leisure Suit Larry.
If anything, it's the sequel:
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"Goes looking for love in several wrong places", and even Hedonism II nude beach sign on the cover.
 
I want one closer to reality. I want an AI video of a large black man stuffing Nerdy Nick into a locker. Maybe Nate or Drex. Even better would be a gimpy legalmindset chasing him down. Or Sean doing it all one handed reciting a Stoney's advert.

Bully: I'm going to stuff you in your Nerdy Nick locker, Nerdy Nick!
Nerdy Nick: Please don't! I get heat rashes from that.
Bully: DENIED!
Nerdy Nick: You said you would stuff me in Nerdy Nick's locker. This is the school's locker, not Nerdy Nicks. You can't stuff me in that one. You lied!
Bully: DENIED!
Nerdy Nick: It's such a nerd move to stuff me in the locker. When your done, I'm going to call you a nerd and then some nerd bully is going to stuff you in a locker because you nerds haven't been stuffed in enough lockers. After you stuff me in this paywalled Nerdy Nick locker, I'm going to give you a day to let me out. And if you don't, I'll do it myself. Play fair for now on.
Bully: DENIED!


I tried.
 
I feel this is highly relevant to your statement. I was tempted to sub energii_king with JOCKBUTT (Ricardo Milos) but he deserves more respect than that would give him.

Rekieta's Homosexual adventure...
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Fact check: UNTRUE
:really: >I can tell from the outline of his penis that this is Romaine.

>Indict a ham sandwich
Another skelly "joke" that only makes sense in his empty, hallow, void of a skelly skull.

Oh.
Now you didn't send it.
Okay.
 
He actually didn't confront her inside the elevator, that was a Chinese telephone game that went wrong that I feel compelled to point out when it comes up because it was partly my fault. He did confront her, either in or on the way out of the courtroom, and off the record instead of on the record. That's bad but it doesn't quite have the megacreep factor of actually being while she was trapped in an elevator with him.
Obligatory correction that he did this after the sentencing at some unknown location in the courthouse.

The 'elevator' bit was Mandala'd into existence at some point. I am guilty of repeating it, so I feel obliged to correct the record.
I have to say, if claiming this happened in an elevator is the biggest inaccuracy this thread has ever propagated, we're doing pretty good for ourselves. Where he bitched out the judge hardly matters. As an attorney, he shouldn't have done it. You raise the objection he wanted to in the courtroom, on the record, in a courteous and professional manner.

And it only got worse from there, with the pussy liquor rant on the Cokestream.

Grify (a stan and mod of Nick's iirc)
Correct.

He did a two and a half hour cope Livestream five months ago, back when Nick got arrested.


There might be gold in that stream, but at 2.5 hours, I'm sorry, but I just can't be arsed. It's like ThePromisedOne all over again. I wanted to kill myself. Putting it here in case anybody is extremely bored or masochistic enough to try.

Also, acquaintance/friend/ally/whatever of Joe Lawgic:


...and Spectre:

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Was apparently at January 6th:

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MAJOR social media force at 189 subscribers:

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Also, while Nick is, of course, innocent and being railroaded, the Farms is guilty of doing... something... to MANdy. Arrest them! Err...us!

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(these last two screenshots are courtesy of @Balldo's Gate).

Nick's definition of a piece of shit is anybody that tells the truth about him and/or doesn't suck him off. In Nick's mind, SEEEEEEEAAAAAN is guilty of treason.

My money is on Sean being right.
A good rule of thumb is this: If Nick ever spergs out massively at somebody... that somebody is probably right.

Flak over the target is always the thickest.

But aside from that, Sean has consistently been right when it comes to Nick's criminal case.
 
Maybe if you could get energi king or romaine to do it.
How about Van Darkholme. He can build and use that St. Andrews Cross that Nick desperately wants to be strung up on, teach Nick super sekret martial arts he so desperately wanted, and make him a fucking slave. Also he's relatively normal for a gay porn actor.
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Chichi LaRue (Larry David Paciotti) works and he's a Minnesota Native! He's a Drag queen though so I guess Nick will finally admit he's ♂GAY♂ or troon out. Either way we win.
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The spectator had earlier claimed that Nick had sprinted outside the courthouse to retrieve his phone and get in a position to surreptitiously record her.
It's interesting how many Nick haters are 40-50 year old moms

You see a ton of them replying to the troll twitters. It makes sense cuz I bet a lot are former fans who don't take kindly to child abuse
 
I’ve found it funny how Rackets’ choice of resort was literally the only one he could Google. I want to know how many of the other swinger circles passed on Crackets’ attempts to join.

When Nick tried to find a black guy to fuck him regularly, he ended up with Aaron Imholte. He's not very good at attracting partners.

HEY YOU FUCKIN' NERDS! It wasn't for an abortion!

It wasn't for an abortion, it was for a medical emergency for an exotic dancer who got pregnant and would get fired if the management found out about it. I don't understand how anyone would think it was for an abortion.

I've finally figured it out, the key to everything. It's been right in front of us all along.

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We are witnesses to Nick Rekieta's Great Becoming. He is Leisure Suit Larry.

Nick wouldn't be able to pass the adult verification quiz.
 
Mandy by Barry Manilow.
Sung in the shower in the key b flat major by Nicholas Rekieta. 🎶

Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But you never loved me
Oh, Mandy
Well, you were just a tranny cat..fish....ing
But I'd still suck your dick
Oh, Mandy...
 

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he area where Hedonism II is was a famous world-class beach long before the resort opened. But it was almost impossible to get to by land and the area was still undeveloped in the mid-1970s. It was somewhat famous among the druggie hippie travelers of the early 1970s who went there before there was any infrastructure, hotels or conventional tourism. I think that is why High Times talked about it so much.

OK, that kind of echoes what little I can recall of those High Times articles. It was mostly hippies lounging around on unspoiled beaches and waterfalls. I don't recall any mention of resorts at all.
 
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