Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Spoiler: Gross

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Abnormally high and too thick, looks like a tube of lipstick or something

Bit over the top, getting one of those wand vibrators actually stapled to your lower stomach. Kids nowadays, eh?

 

[Dead Red]

... sloughs.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

... sloughs.

"A liquid that looks like foundation"
Troons regressing to 18th century "you don't wanna know where it's from" color pigments for makeup. I see it happening.

 

[Quack_Quack]

Based and PJ Harvey Pilled.

I think I’ve read that when they examine the removed breast tissue, even in women where the imaging showed no tumours they find occult tumour foci in over ten percent. Not an easy choice to make for sure, I guess you could go for intensive surveillance for breast but ovary it’s just a time bomb. It would be interesting to see what just tube removal does, and leave enough of ovary to keep the hormonal state as normal as possible.
I know PIK3Ca has a risk also for lung, GI, head and neck and many solid tumours. Not sure about HER2.
May you have many healthy years ahead of you.
Do you mind me asking what kind of follow up you get ? (No need to say, I’m just curious really..) do they still do a regular ultrasound on the breast area and CA-125?

From a friend who has BRCA but no cancer, it's a yearly mammogram.

From someone who's had breast cancer, she was on medication for longer (I think 7 years) and was regularly scanned as well, and will be forever. I know regularl screening is 5 years, as that's my (bowel) cancer pathway (blood tests every 6 months, colonoscopy after 4 years)

 

[Iron Jaguar]

They’re not being chopped off, but the tissue is removed and the breast reconstructed.

There were definitely women getting complete amputations of healthy breasts. I saw a documentary many years ago. These women were hysterically fearful of getting cancer.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

There were definitely women getting complete amputations of healthy breasts. I saw a documentary many years ago. These women were hysterically fearful of getting cancer.

Yep, there also was no "treatment plan" informed on a tissue checkup with jolie, she had herself screened for a certain gene sequence which carries high risk for ovarian and breast cancer and then decided on elective full mastectomy and later even removal of her ovaries. Which, iirc, was controversial. The gene sequence and family history informed that and they don't reconstruct by default, at least not here, they just give you silicone placeholders(first hand knowledge from relatives) Tho, I guess insurance would cover it, if you asked for it. Not sure about the U.S. system.
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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Yep, there also was no "treatment plan" informed on a tissue checkup with jolie, she had herself screened for a certain gene sequence which carries high risk for ovarian and breast cancer and then decided on elective full mastectomy and later even removal of her ovaries. Which, iirc, was controversial. The gene sequence and family history informed that and they don't reconstruct by default, at least not here, they just give you silicone placeholders(first hand knowledge from relatives) Tho, I guess insurance would cover it, if you asked for it. Not sure about the U.S. system.
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What are the odds that absolutely zero psychological pathology whatsoever was involved in Lara Croft with the trooned out kid electively yeeting her teets?

 

[TismFarmer]

What are the odds that absolutely zero psychological pathology whatsoever was involved in Lara Croft with the trooned out kid electively yeeting her teets?

I think it has far more to do with her rampant anorexia than anything else.
Starving yourself fucks up your brain and makes you retarded so to her the attraction of losing all that fat and weight from a frame that literally has no other way to lose weight (unless she starts chopping off limbs) was undeniable.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Enough boob cancer talk, it's malignant metoidioplasty time!

First, we have our girl BlueCatStripes who feels like a real pooner version of Babysoots so far.
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Y’all, I’m sorry for posting and bothering you but I’m just not used to having a gaping wound on my body This looking like it’s starting to heal or am I still getting worse? I feel like my scrotum is completely separated… I also have gained a new spot on the FRONT of my scrotum. Is this wound separation too? I’m so bothered lmaoo on the front half, I still can’t determine if it’s a fistula or not. I can’t see or get a good enough video. I’m going nuts.
Pic 1- yesterday. Pic 2- today. Pic 3- yesterday. Pic 4- today.

Spoiler: Think she'll get a kidney infection?

Then, deadhorsse (Dr. Assi) makes a reappearance - @batteredpancakes has covered her previously. Things are not getting better: she still struggles with incontinence and has had issues with her Bartholin's glands.
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I'm a little over 3 months post-op now from extended meta without vaginectomy or UL, and feel like I'm almost on the other side of recovery now the wound separation I had on the underside of my scrotum/above my urethra is almost entirely gone and the swelling in my foreskin is very slowly going down. The last pic shows flaccid vs hard, there isn't much of a difference which bums me out bc I really liked how my dick would grow so much while hard pre-op.
I had an appointment yesterday with Dr. Assi but didn't get to ask a lot of my questions which had to do with revisions bc he said I should wait things out until I'm 6 months post-op. The main thing is the loss of length I've had, particularly on the underside where it's probably only 1.5 cm of length when my entire length pre-op was 4.5 cm (as measured by him). There are also just some skin things with my scrotum that I'm unhappy with which idk how fixable they are. I also have a pretty deep space above my dick shown in the fifth pic that I don't like but idk how that would be fixed, it's just really hard to clean and uncomfortable to touch.
I'm still working on the random incontinence I've been having with my pelvic floor pt, as well as getting back to making penetration comfortable again. The bartholin abscess I had has reversed some of my progress bc the scarring around where it was has hardened, the scarring from the wound separation on the underside of my scrotum has also made the skin in that area pretty tight. It's all stuff that's fixable tho so I'm not too stressed. The urgency and frequency problems I've had are getting better with time.
Enough complaining tho I'm really happy with how I look standing even tho my dick is pretty recessed into my body and fat hangs above it. Dr. Assi's nurse Nick more or less told me to get back to fucking lmao since stimulation to my dick will help loosen up the trapped fluid and reduce the swelling. I'm eager to get back to having sex anyways I just haven't had time. There's absolutely no way I could penetrate someone with my dick but luckily that isn't something I was really interested in anyways.
My next post will probably be whenever the swelling in my dick is all gone, whenever that happens. I'll also include pre-op pics next time, I just haven't yet bc I thought with the foreskin swelling it would be misleading on how much girth I gained post-op. Feel free to ama but please check my other posts first !

Spoiler: Still heavily resembles a herniated belly button.

Spoiler: What is a bartholin's cyst, you may ask?

A Bartholin's cyst is when a bunch of pus gets trapped in one or both of the Bartholin glands, which are glands found on each side of the vagina; the main goal of the glands is to promote sexual lubrication, and for the most part they are usually just kind of there to keep things moist. It's concerning that she's dealing with this because often times they can recur and require drainage by a gynecologist. They aren't something nice to deal with as they can be excruciating and often quite embarrassing.

 

[JudyTester]

I can't quote @Magic Pickle's post right above mine, but let me get this straight.

She gets meta
Doesn't get her urethra moved, so pees the same
Doesn't get her vagina removed, since she is being penetrated by a male partner and doesn't want to penetrate someone
Is so fat you can't even really see the results
And somehow became incontinent from this?

I can't understand why she got this done. It changed nothing aside from ruining her clitoris.

 

[batteredpancakes]

AtmosphereNo8359 is sad because she wanted to do stealth hookups but her phallus is too ugly.
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Dealing with having an “ugly” penis while wanting to have hookups, and more
I had a glans correction surgery very recently, so excuse the few stitches that are left. Honestly, I have an ugly penis, which I know is very subjective, but it is very scarred on the underside, and my glans flattened completely, leaving a hefty scar under it and that’s it. I don’t super mind it, sure, it could look much better, but it is what it is, and it still is a phallo penis, and they’re all very diverse.

However… I am scared of hookups and potential partners. I know this is probably in the internalised transphobia territory, but first of all, it’s solely because it’s a phallo penis, not a natal penis or vagina. I feel like there’s no way someone can be attracted to it, especially compared to our natal genitals. Those are “natural”, while a phallo penis isn’t. I just don’t see how someone would want to give head to it, or be fucked by it. On top of that, mine isn’t good looking, as I’ve mentioned.

I know it’s just means of finding the right person, but that doesn’t really work with hookups. I got phallo to be able to have sex the way I should have, but am now so insecure about the way it looks. I do still plan on getting medical tattooing and an ED, but it’ll be years until I get that as I don’t have the money for tattooing at the moment, and don’t want to deal with even more surgeries for a while.

I’m also concerned on how to even have sex without an ED? Stimulating my buried bits feels really good, so I might as well just be “tribbing” with the person? Anyone got any experience without an ED, and without using a coban tape + condom?

Spoiler: phallus

Lets look at some comments:
All seem to involve some cringe sexual comments and talking about the coban tape method.

Fwiw, I would totally suck it. And you’re definitely in internalized transphobia territory.

You could try a sleeve that exposes the head for sex without an ED. That might also help with your worries about the look. You could also try a self tanner or something (darker skin might cover some of the scarring and look more “natural”).

Also, I think people should cum however they cum. Like loads of cis guys like more action at the base than the tip, frotting, etc. so what’s the big deal? People who shame people for how they cum are fucking weird, and not in the hot way.

This one got surgery in 2006 and her sex life is so bad she has a sex therapist.

anachronistic_7 I feel you. That shit is all so rough. I have dealing/struggling with the issues and concerns you mentioned for many years. For the last 6 months I’ve been seeing a sex therapist, and doing so has helped me a lot. I highly recommend it. I get to talk things out and my therapist helps me make sense of what I'm feeling and provides insight and psychoeducation to understand myself and make strides to improve my sexual life and interpersonal relationships.

Also, to answer your last question, as well as add another somewhat related detail : So I was already aware of penis sleeves but was on the fence about trying any. We discussed about sleeves, and I eventually decided to give it a try. I purchased a custom-made Penis Support Sleeve by Blissful Creations tailored to my specific measurements. I love this sleeve. It is easy to put on and take off, it fits snugly and doesn’t slide or move around when thrusting, etc., and makes getting an erection so much simpler than the Coban, condom method. They are pricey yes, but worth the investment IMO.

My sex therapist suggested that I look into sex toys to try and connect more with my penis and to experiment and practice more with “intercourse and penetration-focused” activities. So I bought a Fleshlight and it has been an amazing improvement to my solo sex life and a way to practice how to use my dick in that way– stroke techniques, positions, and also to build up stamina.

This one suggests to use dim lighting to trick people into thinking she's a real man.

If you’re worried about your partner not liking how your penis looks, have sex in really dim lighting where they can’t see as well.

As for being attracted to your dick with the whole wanting to be fucked by it / wanting to give hear to it - I don’t think most of that lust women feel is about how the dick itself looks. It’s more about the feeling and being fucked by you and with giving head the satisfaction comes from giving you pleasure. Maybe I’m mistaken, but I always assumed that to be the case, much less about the dick itself.

As for having sex without ED, I just use two condoms and that seems to work well enough. If that doesn’t work well enough though, can always put a layer of coban tape in between, that seems to work for everyone I’ve heard who used it.

profile doesn't have much but she claims to be 100 pounds at 5’7.

 

[Moosebonker]

Grabbed these from Xitter, pics only so no link or archive.
They may have been posted before as the one with maggots smells tastes looks familiar.
For serious stinkditch aficionados only.

Spoiler: Not safe. Even for the afterlife.

 

[Potato Burrito]

AtmosphereNo8359 is sad because she wanted to do stealth hookups but her phallus is too ugly

I initially stickered this Lunacy but actually it's not, it's reality seeping in. The lunacy was thinking she'd get to fuck anyone's hole with that thing.

Some more funny replies. They're so fembrained.


Doesn't every man want to hear his dick is beautiful? Notice how both commenters qualified their statements ("I'm just a stranger, but..." and "I don't know if my words will help you but...") like WOMEN do.

Surprised OP isn't getting thought-policed harder. It's literally violence to suggest an arm sausage isn't a real and perfect penis!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

profile doesn't have much but she claims to be 100 pounds at 5’7.

Wrapped in the coban, her armwiener is probably almost as big around as her waist.

 

[Positron]

I got phallo to be able to have sex the way I should have,

I love the sense of entitlement. Way to go dude! Enjoy your duct tape and q-tips while your "phallus" lasts.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What’s the point in getting that ridiculous arm skin sausage sucked anyway? She won’t be able to feel it, much less orgasm from it. Sure, it’s hot to stand over a woman on her knees for you, but that’s a small part of the bj experience and blokes do it because it feels fantastic to have someone suck your cock. Pooners doing it with their numb rotdogs is just sad play-acting. They’ll tell themselves the euphoria from roleplaying a man is better than sex, while crying and raging inside because they can’t feel it. Sad.

And who would want to suck that thing? It’s floppy, cold, enormous, scarred, stubbly, and does absolutely nothing for the owner of it. You’d get more pleasure from sucking their finger - at least they’d feel that. Add cohesive bandage, a condom and q-tips or whatever pooners rig their ridiculous arm skin tubes with, and there’s no way anyone’s getting their mouth round that.

Finally, if they think they’re going to fool gay guys with those flopsausage abominations, they’re on another planet entirely. Gay guys’ whole thing is dicks. Dick is all they want, and plenty of it. You really think that, when presented with a pathetic rotdog, they’ll go “oh okay, all dicks are different, looks legit”? Lying to make themselves feel better.

Oh for a fly on the wall video of a gay guy coming face to face with that clown dongler.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Pooners doing it with their numb rotdogs is just sad play-acting.

Lol, yes.

They’ll tell themselves the euphoria from roleplaying a man is better than sex, while crying and raging inside because they can’t feel it. Sad.

This in itself gives me a sense of euphoria. So, silver lining to every cloud.

@batteredpancakes
AtmosphereNo8359 is sad because she wanted to do stealth hookups but her phallus is too ugly

This would not be complete without drawing full attention to the very obvious self-harm scars on the very tip of her rotdog.

Spoiler: NSFWC

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

A Bartholin's cyst is when a bunch of pus gets trapped in one or both of the Bartholin glands, which are glands found on each side of the vagina; the main goal of the glands is to promote sexual lubrication, and for the most part they are usually just kind of there to keep things moist. It's concerning that she's dealing with this because often times they can recur and require drainage by a gynecologist. They aren't something nice to deal with as they can be excruciating and often quite embarrassin

Pus isn’t involved unless there’s an infection or abscess.

The Bartholin’s cyst develops when the duct becomes blocked (by a mucous plug or something.) The cyst then fills with fluid, which is typically just the secretion of lubrication from the gland itself.

If the cyst becomes infected and develops an abscess, then it will be full of trapped blood and pus.

Bartholin’s cysts themselves aren’t inherently painful. Many women may not even know or realize there’s a problem, unless they palpate and feel the lump with their finger, or unless it causes issues with penetration/tampon insertion etc. Many will just resolve on their own with no intervention needed, and may never recur. Others will need drained or may continue to pop up, necessitating removal of the gland.

If it becomes infected though? Whoa boy… that is a pain like no other. Just existing with it is nearly impossible, never mind sitting, standing, walking etc.

Spoiler: Gross medfag description

An infected Bartholin’s cyst may only be the size of a pea or small marble, but it can feel like it’s a softball. I saw one that was as big as large strawberry, and the poor woman was in complete agony. I had experienced this myself, so I knew what she was feeling. Hers was far bigger and much worse than mine was, and mine had been painful enough.

Sitz baths weren’t effective in getting it to drain on its own, and she was part way through a course of antibiotics. It just kept getting worse for her, so she was in for an I &D (incision and drainage.) just a simple office procedure.

She was in the gown, and was very delicately trying to sit on the exam table to get into position in the stirrups. When she made contact with the edge of the exam table, something… happened. I guess from the angle and the pressure as her weight shifted, it just… exploded. She let out a Yelp of pain and surprise, and then a sigh of instant relief. The amount of drainage that came out was astounding. A mix of blood, pus, and then eventually just pink-tinged mucous.

She never had it recur after that. She had been living with the cyst for several months at that point. Didn’t even know she had it until the doc mentioned it during her Pap smear. Then it became an abscess some 8 months later.

She had named it Twato (Total Recall reference.)

 

[Iron Jaguar]

She had named it Twato (Total Recall reference.)

Release your...uh....

 

[Paper Machete]

It's honestly a good thing that their rotdogs don't really work in a way. So many more people would be in danger from getting raped if they did. You can't convince me otherwise that the only reason they don't is simply because the rotdog isn't a working instrument. They literally just think that the only thing necessary for consensual sex is that "their" penis is working and the other person is said to have liked penis. Even run of the mill incels have more introspection and ask questions about what else about their appearance and behavior turns off women. A shocking number of pooners really only focus on the presence of a working penis and look no further.