[28-3-2014] Manchester High Lego Competition Submission

[Da Pickle Monsta]

It must be driving Chris nuts that nobody thinks his school is AWESOME or COOL.

 

[Thetan]

It must be driving Chris nuts that nobody thinks his school is AWESOME or COOL.

Well, he does basically enter the same damn thing for every contest, no matter what the theme is. I'm certain that the"regulars" that enter these contests recognize him and his creations now, and also realize that he's putting absolutely zero effort into this. He's not even trying to be creative, just entering the same thing over and over again.

 

[1nomadcowatbk1]

Looks like the DeLorean made it as well. Take a look at the car in the background of the 3 robot stooges picture

Chris really wants a time machine, imagine 32 year old Chris meeting 18 year old Chris

Chris probably thinks the gal-pals still have hot 18 year old bodies, not 30 something mommy bodies. He probably also thinks he has the body of an 18 year old but he has the body of a 50 year old and the mind of a 12 year old.

If there was a Legoland near C-Ville, they probably would have banned Chris by now. Legoland would probably be like Las Vegas for Chris if they let in adults without children accompanied. I guess they have those laws not only to keep out the pedophiles but also manchildren like Chris.

 

[kagayaki]

Well, he does basically enter the same damn thing for every contest, no matter what the theme is. I'm certain that the"regulars" that enter these contests recognize him and his creations now, and also realize that he's putting absolutely zero effort into this. He's not even trying to be creative, just entering the same thing over and over again.

For a self-proclaimed genius like Chris, I guess Thomas Edison would roll in his grave.

 

[Coldgrip]

Chris probably thinks the gal-pals still have hot 18 year old bodies. He probably also thinks he has the body of an 18 year old but he has the body of a 50 year old and the mind of a 12 year old.

There's no "probably" about it. From Jackie E-Mail 24:

I also have had my ears pierced with amythest studs (my birthstone) recently. I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right. Hello.

 

[Stratochu]

Considering all that survived of OPL's toys and vidya, I wonder if his Sonic plushie is still around

 

[Thetan]

Considering that nobody is voting for his entry, how long do you think it will be before he rage quits?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He should add racing stripes and some fins to reduce wind resistance. Oh, and then burn this house down.

 

[crash]

If there was a Legoland near C-Ville, they probably would have banned Chris by now. Legoland would probably be like Las Vegas for Chris if they let in adults without children accompanied. I guess they have those laws not only to keep out the pedophiles but also manchildren like Chris.

I am an employee at Legoland Florida and we let children-free adults in all the time. Lots of older guests like to visit because we are built on Cypress Gardens, this really scenic park that was recently considered historic. I work near the Friends shop and there are Friends costumed actors, and sometimes I wonder how OPL would terrorize them if he decided to visit...

 

[bradsternum]

I also have had my ears pierced with amythest studs (my birthstone) recently. I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right. Hello.

No one in the history of written communication has ever described a straight man's walk as a "sweet sashay."

 

[Satoru182]

Chris really wants a time machine, imagine 32 year old Chris meeting 18 year old Chris

YOu made me remember Asperchu, something like that happens in that comic.

 

[fridgesrants]

I am an employee at Legoland Florida and we let children-free adults in all the time. Lots of older guests like to visit because we are built on Cypress Gardens, this really scenic park that was recently considered historic. I work near the Friends shop and there are Friends costumed actors, and sometimes I wonder how OPL would terrorize them if he decided to visit...

I hope someday Chris takes a vacation to Florida to visit Legoland. It would be hilarious.

 

[Stratochu]

I hope someday Chris takes a vacation to Florida to visit Legoland. It would be hilarious.

In full tomgirl, carrying his smoke-damaged Sonic plushie in a Baby Bjorn pack, wearing his medallion, and driving all the way down with Sonic in a car seat pulled from the hoard in the front seat of the Cadillac, a Baby On Board sign in the back window, after is dead, thinking his ancient smoke-damaged plushie is Crystal.

 

[pickleniggo]

I am an employee at Legoland Florida and we let children-free adults in all the time. Lots of older guests like to visit because we are built on Cypress Gardens, this really scenic park that was recently considered historic. I work near the Friends shop and there are Friends costumed actors, and sometimes I wonder how OPL would terrorize them if he decided to visit...

He'd definitely start referring to them by his high school gal pal's names.

 

[fridgesrants]

In full tomgirl, carrying his smoke-damaged Sonic plushie in a Baby Bjorn pack, wearing his medallion, and driving all the way down with Sonic in a car seat pulled from the hoard in the front seat of the Cadillac, a Baby On Board sign in the back window, after is dead, thinking his ancient smoke-damaged plushie is Crystal.

The only thing that would make this scenario better if he video recorded it for the world to see. If Chris ever came to Florida I would really want to take him out to dinner to learn more about him. My only requirement is that he takes a real shower and wear normal clothes. It would be interesting to see how he would react to eating actual food that is not fast food.

 

[Stratochu]

The only thing that would make this scenario better if he video recorded it for the world to see. If Chris ever came to Florida I would really want to take him out to dinner to learn more about him. My only requirement is that he takes a real shower and wear normal clothes. It would be interesting to see how he would react to eating actual food that is not fast food.

+1. @Marvin says Chris eats diner, buffet and casual-dining food as well as McWraps and q-sands, and we know he eats pizza and Mexican food too, but you should have him eat at a health-food joint, or there are places here with decent Hawaiian plate lunch or Southern BBQ options that aren't fast food, might cause and might cause tard rage

 

[fridgesrants]

+1. @Marvin says Chris eats diner, buffet and casual-dining food as well as McWraps and q-sands, and we know he eats pizza and Mexican food too, but you should have him eat at a health-food joint, or there are places here with decent Hawaiian plate lunch or Southern BBQ options that aren't fast food, might cause and might cause tard rage

A place with health food would be funny. I remember how in that senior project he said vegetables make him feel green. I could also take him to a nice steak house so he finally gets to see what quality meat taste like. To bad he never travels.

 

[Some JERK]

In full tomgirl, carrying his smoke-damaged Sonic plushie in a Baby Bjorn pack, wearing his medallion, and driving all the way down with Sonic in a car seat pulled from the hoard in the front seat of the Cadillac, a Baby On Board sign in the back window, after is dead, thinking his ancient smoke-damaged plushie is Crystal.

Nobody in Florida will care or even notice him.

 

[LocalFireDept]

Nobody in Florida will care or even notice him.

Chris is small time compared to Florida Man.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

So to be clear, Chris rejects the LIES of those TROLLING ex Galpals, and instead insists that his former Galpals were sweet caring Girls whom he could have slept with if he hadn't been naive about such things at that time. I don't even know if there is terminology to describe this line of reasoning. He was told, point blank, that the events he based his totemic creations on were a lie, it hurt him, and he decided his version was better, so it became the truth instead. I'll give him points for determination.