Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Breadbear]

J has a lot more than TWO folds. *rimshot*

True, but I thought the idea was to get a bike for exercising, rather than getting around and hauling stuff.

That includes the rider.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Excuse me but wtf does "times are tough" mean? And did she seriously leave that person's screen name in the screenshot? Girl wtf is wrong with you?

Reading that in most charitable way possible, it could mean, times are tough for everyone so we understand if you want your money back.

That's probably how her stans read it, because they assume she's a kind and good person. Given the tone of the rest of the message that's definitely not what she meant. If it was she'd have completely left out how much she's struggling with sunk costs. She's trying to make people feel sorry for them so she can keep the money they've already spent. Probably on doordash.

Her finances are a complete mystery to me. Juliana makes peanuts, they're in crazy levels of debt, the food they eat is expensive for the number of calories they eat daily - they easily spend a $150/week just on groceries, not counting doordash or soda. Two liters are $3 each these days, cans are close to $10 for a 12 pack. She spends thousands of dollars on clothes regularly. How? Is she still doing feeder porn on the down low?

 

[glass_houses]

How? Is she still doing feeder porn on the down low?

Unless they're practising credit card fraud on a scale that would make the Winchester brothers blush, that's exactly what they're doing. Corissa might not be on the mainstream feeder websites anymore, but she's definitely kept her connections from them. She's still doing porn, but for a more exclusive audience... and the faecal incontinence she suffers from is likely a selling point, not a deterrent.

Saudi or German, do you think?

 

[Kela de Thaym]

They should send it to Palestine.

Right? Are they still doing the absolute bare ass minimum slacktivism for Palestine? Because if J isn't going to have the surgery, then they should totally divert the funds to aiding Palestinian victims of the war like Corissa and J have repeatedly wokescolded people to do.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:


J IG:

 

[Clotso Coof]

Corissa IG:
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Dear Corissa: I did a double take when I saw this photo, because I thought you were wearing one of those camoflauge Make America Great Again hats that are selling like hotcakes in rural swing states right now. Careful, gorl, or one of your followers with bad eyesight will cancel your fat ass.

 

[Terfatron]

Next to J Corissa looks so...slim.

How fucking fat is J?!

A bmi OVER 90 a couple of years ago
I would say we're close to 100 these days

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Clotso Coof]

Juliana ought to have gone as Thomas the Train. Just paint her giant face gray, then wear a refrigerator box painted to look like a train.

I wonder how much Walmart Halloween candy this group ate tonight?

 

[stupid frog]

Imagine being fatter than ICP.

Also, Juggalos kiss all the time. We've all seen The Gathering videos. zzzzz

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“Fucking weight gain, how does it work?!”

 

[Breadbear]

They actually make for decent Juggalos, which is something I never thought I'd ever say.

 

[glass_houses]

Honestly, I'm just amazed that Julianna can get up from a squat without help.

 

[lukewarm coffee]

What the shit is that mass of flesh at the bottom??

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

What the shit is that mass of flesh at the bottom??

Hopefully a pumpkin. Like they propped their phone on it.

 

[Simpers]

The juggalo costumes aren’t funny because they’re too believable. These two look like average ICP fans.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

What the shit is that mass of flesh at the bottom??

I had the same momentary thought. I think we've all got Twitter-level "PTSD" from the amount of fatty folds we've seen.

 

[pink cigarettes]

When the only possible costume is "something painted on" because other than poking eyeholes in a sheet you've outsized everything

 

[Aunt Carol]

The juggalo costumes aren’t funny because they’re too believable. These two look like average ICP fans.

The juggalo costumes are sad, because in a world where Corissa and J were both juggalos, they'd be so much happier. Even if they weren't any less fat.

Look at how much effort Corissa (tells us) she puts into just that one yearly week of community, and how much it means to her. If they were down with the clown, they could make it to a ton of concerts, especially since J is a remote worker.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The juggalo costumes are sad, because in a world where Corissa and J were both juggalos, they'd be so much happier. Even if they weren't any less fat.

Look at how much effort Corissa (tells us) she puts into just that one yearly week of community, and how much it means to her. If they were down with the clown, they could make it to a ton of concerts, especially since J is a remote worker.

Not a Juggalo, but—

They'd never make it to concerts; not in the state they're each in now. Corissa constantly shits herself, and Juliana can't walk more than 20 feet without needing to rest, much less stand for the duration of a show.

Yeah, there's always disabled seating (LOL, assuming Juliana can even make it that far), but a huge part of the fun of a show, especially when it's a band with a crazy, die-hard following, is getting to meet and socialize with other fans by hanging out in the GA pit. And they could never.

I'm pushing 60, and can still do that shit, and frequently see people even older than me at shows, having a blast. That a 39- and 33-year-old have out-eaten their ability to do so, or enjoy a host of other really fun things, is depressing. And yet I feel no sympathy for either of them.