DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

He's been getting less than minimum wage most of the stream today. Also where are all the epic IronChefSakai donos?

Don't tell me he donated everything under 'anon'!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He said Dim Sum is 'handheld.'

The Dim Sum is 'handheld' and has a 'decent heftness' to it.

The way he he talks about food is so autistic, and the way he interacts with it is like weird dented foreplay.

 

[Comma]

What a fucking disaster stream. This will make for a good This Is How You Don't Stream.

Quick summary:

1. F.E.A.R.: Didn't prepare, game wasn't running well, complained constantly, ragequit within 10 minutes.
2. Fears to Fathom: Didn't prepare, didn't know the game restarts after every Game Over, ragequit after 40 minutes.
3. CoD co-op: boring and basically the meat of the stream, but provided at least some entertainment only because of Kino Casino (yet their interactions feel like they're past the honeymoon phase). Played for 2 hours.
4. Feasting with the Pig: boring as shit to watch, disliked the meat in the dish.
5. Dead by Daylight: couldn't win, complained constantly, ragequit after 60 minutes.
6. Inscryption: kept losing, complained constantly "This game is boring and trash, fuck this game", ragequit within 20 minutes.
7. Fears to Fathom (different version): he actually liked this one, played for 70 minutes.

Total duration of the stream was a little over 9 hours (starting from the pre-stream). Breakdown:

• Playing games while complaining constantly, followed by a ragequit: 2 hours and 10 minutes
• Playing games he actually liked: 3 hours and 10 minutes (2 hours of this was Kino Casino)
• Endless talking, begging, stalling for donations, taking breaks and eating slop: 3 hours and 40 minutes

And the cherry on the cake was this $5 tip from long-time dent Adam Thiry near the end, unironically liking this steaming pile of garbage:

I don't even want to know the amount of crippling autism this sad and lonely individual has...

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I say this often. But, Phil is mentally stunted in a way where he cannot form or understand abstract thoughts/concepts.

Somewhat related: After Joon and Tolomeo explained to DSP that lumping all the "Detractors" in together as a Borg or Organized Council is a bad idea, DSP said he understood and agreed, just to (within days) go back to doing it. I really can't tell if he's intentional/conscious of what he's doing or really doesn't understand what's going on. Part of me thinks he wants the "heat," but then another part thinks he just sees text on a screen and can't really translate what that represents in the material world.

CoD co-op: boring and basically the meat of the stream,

I'd rather stare into a windows media player visualizer than watch his COD M.P. gameplay, he's literally a pattern player and I know what he's going to do before he does it; add in SBMM and the game is basically playing him. If you want to do patterns then play a Rhythm game for goodness sake.

>>Run out into middle open lane with no cover, randomly chuck the grenade immediately followed by the stun grenade into empty nothingness, get shot a couple times, return 3 rounds back into nothingness, go behind cover to reload for no reason only to not wait long enough to heal, then go back into the middle lane to get shot and die.

Some other times he will run down a flank lane into the enemy spawn to get 3 v 1'ed then complain about the spawn system. Also he doesn't understand the concept of FPS strafe shooting (I call it "the wiggle") and being a moving target. He thinks if the enemy strafes through his bullet stream they should get sawed in half as if his gun has a 50 yard light-saber beam coming out of it. He is unable to wiggle, he either stands still, or will move laterally in one direction until he slams into a wall and dies. I don't know how the mini map works in the current CoD (they started fucking with it starting with CoD2019) but I doubt he even uses it.

 

[johnkimble123]

I'd rather stare into a windows media player visualizer than watch his COD M.P. gameplay, he's literally a pattern player and I know what he's going to do before he does it; add in SBMM and the game is basically playing him. If you want to do patterns then play a Rhythm game for goodness sake.

So everything you said was right, but it was worse.

They were playing Zombies and he would go fuck off into a separate corner of the map, then have to try to revive people when they ultimately were downed, but fail, fucking the whole team.

And worse, the most he could add in conversation was a goat laugh here and there. Completely ignored his chat the whole time, claiming he can’t do co-op AND read chat, as if his brain can’t process multiple things at a time.

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil thinks European medieval kings had and ate turkeys. This guy lives in such an ignorant bubble

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He said Dim Sum is 'handheld.'

The Dim Sum is 'handheld' and has a 'decent heftness' to it.

The way he he talks about food is so autistic, and the way he interacts with it is like weird dented foreplay.

“I can see people walking around and eating this”
Yes, Phil, people walk around and eat food on the go. He’s an idiot.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Inscryption: kept losing, complained constantly "This game is boring and trash, fuck this game", ragequit within 20 minutes.

It was amazing seeing him mash his way through it, not reading anything and then complaining it was boring and not explaining anything. I wish he played more indie games/games without yellow paint. It's so weird to think he's been playing games for 15 years and yet can't play anything that isn't AAA slop.

 

[Pargon]

According to PCGamingWiki having a DInput device tanks the framerate. It takes less than a minute to download a 121kb file and drop it in the game's main folder to fix it but to quote Philip of Burnell, Last of His Name, the Felted King "That's PC gaming for ya! I don't wanna spend 15 hours to get a game to run!"

Anyone who claims to have a penis and doesn’t derive a truly primal amount of satisfaction from fixing something one’s self is a liar.

 

[Digger10]

The way he he talks about food is so autistic, and the way he interacts with it is like weird dented foreplay.

I still remember one video where he said "I'm going to take another bite to solidify my opinion of it".

 

[HorseSense]

Part of me thinks he wants the "heat," but then another part thinks he just sees text on a screen and can't really translate what that represents in the material world.

He wanted the heat but didn't understand the scope. He truly thought detractors create unfounded lies and talk about his nazi cosplay 24/7. He can't even goof on RTU without a Kino Casino stream to teach him what to say. He's not ready to cross the street alone.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Maybe I'm just retarded but is it possible Phil jerking it on stream was actually intentional and his extremely stupid way of seeing if he could pivot into more mature adult style content? I can see him thinking that if Ron Jeremy could have a long porn career maybe he could as well since he's packing a hog as thick as a soda can.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Maybe I'm just retarded but is it possible Phil jerking it on stream was actually intentional and his extremely stupid way of seeing if he could pivot into more mature adult style content? I can see him thinking that if Ron Jeremy could have a long porn career maybe he could as well since he's packing a hog as thick as a soda can.

I don't think it was watching it it's too surreal to be staged you give piggy too much credit he's not some long game 4d chess Andy Kaufman type more a spergy beat a joke to death like Dane Cook or Jackie Martling.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

“I can see people walking around and eating this”
Yes, Phil, people walk around and eat food on the go. He’s an idiot.

What's the over-under on DSP being unable to walk and chew gum at the same time?

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil knows that all "detractors" aren't the same but he has to act like they're always wrong. The Joon documentary was 4 hours of proving detractors right about everything yet Phil counts it as a win for him!

He wants to simultaneously play the king who is above everyone and also a pitiful vicitm being abused by crazy trolls. That's what makes him a lolcow. Zero self-awareness, zero comedic ability, zero ability to get out of the trap he built for himself.

 

[nearbycoral]

He's been getting less than minimum wage most of the stream today. Also where are all the epic IronChefSakai donos?
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Don't tell me he donated everything under 'anon'!

All whales simultaneously decide to not gift subs for the big event. Phil manages to get only $30 in 5 hours. $400 for a big, full day event is abysmal when he gets $300 on a normal day.
Like all the money is from one guy. Yet you still have a bunch of retards claiming it's not true.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Did anyone else catch Phil casually say he had COVID last year or you guys also fell for the pignosis?
Because I need to remind you this motherfucker never got tested and even went on an autistic rant when people told him and Kat to get a test to confirm. He went from "I got really sick guys!" to "I think I may have COVID but I'm not getting a test or going outside because that would be dangerous!" to now just casually saying "I got COVID".

It's amazing how he just lies for the sake of lying. Like no one would have cared if he just said "I was sick last year" but he just HAD to lie and say it was COVID.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Did anyone else catch Phil casually say he had COVID last year or you guys also fell for the pignosis?
Because I need to remind you this motherfucker never got tested and even went on an autistic rant when people told him and Kat to get a test to confirm. He went from "I got really sick guys!" to "I think I may have COVID but I'm not getting a test or going outside because that would be dangerous!" to now just casually saying "I got COVID".

It's amazing how he just lies for the sake of lying. Like no one would have cared if he just said "I was sick last year" but he just HAD to lie and say it was COVID.

if i remember right he said he didn't know if it was covid, but he assumed it was.
he changes his stories all the time. like how he said his costume last year was "horror" related, but, last night, he said his "knight" costume was the costume.
"what? I never said my costume was 'horror' related. hahahaha, you just FELTED YOURSELF!"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Oh no, Void won't be giving any more phasitivity. I wonder what random account will appear tonight and instantly start gifting them.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

if i remember right he said he didn't know if it was covid, but he assumed it was.
he changes his stories all the time. like how he said his costume last year was "horror" related, but, last night, he said his "knight" costume was the costume.
"what? I never said my costume was 'horror' related. hahahaha, you just FELTED YOURSELF!"

Yes, Phil just thought he had Covid and then he ran with it banning anyone who thinks otherwise.