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Every once in a blue moon, I love visiting my favorite spot on Reddit. My personal subreddit lolcow- ZeroCovidCommunities. And what do the loonies have in store for us today? Halloween activism!
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But I’m sure she’s just a lovely lady who wants to stay healthy—not someone trying to impose her views on random kids asking for candy. Right? Well..
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Imagine having your kid come back home with a mask and a "Long covid in kid" pamphlet :story:
And as if that wasn't everything...
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And to think people thought the 'Halloween is a satanic practice!' loonies were crazy!
 
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holyhandgrenade said:
This is part of the psyop they are trying to construct because they are fucking desperate. "Don't take your elderly neighbors/family etc to vote because they might vote for le hecking nazis!" It's incredibly un-American and anti-Democracy TM but of course they won't see it that way because they are brainwashed npcs.
I am preaching to the choir
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My local sub has had guys every election posting about how they're going to rent a big van and go help take people to the polls!

They don't say who or where they're finding people but in their imagination it's probably singy dancy black churches on tuesdays full of old ladies (big hats) who've never seen a car before and if they get a ride from a noble white saviour they're gonna vote a straight-reddit ticket. There's been zero of that this year, those coloreds been getting unpredictable and uppity lately I'm hearing.

Also separately, totally muting your phone while you have a kid who works until 1am is absolutely fucked. I know real boomers are too old to have an 18 year old but this is peak boomer. Welp you're 18 now, on your own, your granddad was dodging Nazi bullets at your age.
 
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Jar-Jar Fanboy said:
God, I hate PizzaCake so much, it's unreal. Her comics being boring and unfunny, that's fine, whatever. But, she constantly plays victim after she drops a absolute dogshit take, and people criticize her in response. I swear, every few months, she has a meltdown, throws a temper tantrum, and storms off, for about two weeks, until she returns with another "quirky," "relatable" comic for her reddit simps to lap up, and for people funnier than her to edit, and that's ultimately what she's angry about: the edits of her comics are funnier than anything she's ever come up with. And threatening to sue a subreddit for making edits of your terrible comics? Give me a break; she has no real legal leg to stand on, it's just more hassle than it's worth for the mod to deal with. On top of that, she whines about people leaking her Patreon nudes, as if she didn't have any foresight before uploading them. If you're a content creator, with any sort of following, and you upload nude photos of yourself, no matter how pathetic and unattractive they are, yes, they will be spread around for free. Trisha Paytas is repulsive, but when I heard about her OnlyFans, you better believe I was looking that shit up out of morbid curiosity. Even the most mid woman who makes bad webcomics isn't safe from the eyes of the curious. You don't have to be Einstein to figure that out. Don't want it to happen? Don't post them in the first place.


In short, she's a whiny bitch with a massive ego, and I enjoy seeing her get booty blasted over meme edits
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she did a mrs incredible cosplay that's hilarious bitch has noassatall. I agree with hating her she has a supersize ego and because preddit mods can see her naked they will m'lady her all day
 
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Osmosis Jones said:
I’m no statistician or big numbers guy or whatever but aren’t these numbers mind bogglingly high? A 47% increase in users and a 68% increase in revenue YOY for one fiscal period seems insane to me. Especially when Reddit has notably been getting more and more bot and Smurf accounts.
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It's monthly active users not users. So just an old account logging in again is an additional monthly active user. I've used 6-8 different reddit accounts this year so, yeah it was never an accurate accounting of users especially in an election year where all the main subs are just botted with Drumpf bad posts.
The revenue increase is probably mostly the money from that Google exclusivity deal this year. Reddit users are notoriously the most worthless social media users in terms of revenue.

Speaking of Drumpf bad. /r/SuicideWatch is a good watch for sane and rational science trusters who are totally going to kill themselves if orange man (he's bad) is elected again or other more material trans-related reasons.
Considering suicide if Trump wins the election. Or a rebellion. (self.SuicideWatch)
submitted 1 day ago by Illustrious_Head2553
I don't want that Nazi wannabe fuck shit to win. Not watching my friends lose their rights. All my friends are in the LGBTQ+ or support it. I'm not going to watch them get locked away. I'll kill myself if that Nazi trump wins.
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i'm trans. i need a good reason to not kms if trump wins (self.SuicideWatch)
submitted 3 days ago by reportedcreatures
if trump wins, he wants to ban hrt/lgbtq healthcare. i would rather die than go off hrt. not to mention beliefs that align with his are basically everything i don't stand for.
i can't really explain what hrt does for me. i can try to explain in comments if needed. ig just know it's a medication that's as important as any other prescription medication. going off it is a death sentence and no, i can't "get over it". i've tried. cis people can't really understand as much as i try to explain so just take my word for it.
the argument "so many people love you" doesn't help. it doesn't make me feel better, it just guilts me and makes me feel bad. it doesn't make me want to live, it just makes me not want to upset other people which is already a problem i have otherwise.
everything i think of circles around to not wanting to hurt other people. not making me happy.
my future ambitions don't matter as much to me. what's the point in pursuing them if i'm not happy nor can i be truly happy?
p.s. if you have anything anti-trans to say, even if you truly think you're doing the right thing and that you're helping, i don't want to hear it. don't give me another reason to kms. i'll answer any questions asked in earnest about this topic if needed.
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How To Tell My Therapist That I Have Set A Tentative Date To Die (self.SuicideWatch)
submitted 24 days ago by dianaspencersrevenge
I have a tentative expiration date. I set it last week, although it was sort of set for me. When my mind made it hard for me to keep normal, stable, full time jobs, my parents generously help financially and they said they would always help. I knew they didn’t actually mean always, but they kept saying always. They still say always, even though I’ve been given until the end of the year to figure out my situation. Moving in with them is not an option. They still say “always” as if it will calm me down, but at this point it feels like an obligatory lie because they can’t tell me the truth - that I am too great a burden. I am an adult and I am “lucky” enough to have made it this long. It has been a privilege to have had the assistance. I know this. I just haven’t been able to make it work. Essentially, I have 85 days days to have my basics figured out, or I die.
It’s a countdown to the New Year, and I may be departing with 2024.
I see a therapist most weeks for DBT. I feel like I need to tell her that I’ve set this date. I understand that would be a weight on her and I understand it could get me hospitalized. I’ve also already taken into account that my plan has not been finalized or completely fleshed out. I have not figured out the method that will be the most peaceful for me and the least traumatic or messy for anyone else. One previous attempt at this 10 years ago failed. I don’t have access to a closed garage, so that rules out method #2. There are very key parts of this plan that obviously have not been figured it out or set in stone which is why I feel like it is ok to tell my therapist about it. The only things I have are the date and the result.
As Trump would say “I have concepts of a plan” and I hope to god when I depart this world that he will not have been elected. I promised I would stick around long enough to vote. I want to leave the world better than I found it, if I can. The final part of that is removing myself from the world.
I’ve been cycling through some insane rapid mood swings for a couple weeks now. They’re quick. Hours. And I can mostly keep it together asides from when the tears come I can’t stop those.
So how do I tell my therapist I’ve set a date?
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i'll never be a man (self.SuicideWatch)
submitted 18 hours ago by pigyeahyeah
i don't want to live as a trans person, i just wish i could've been born a man. it will never matter how much surgery i get or how well i pass, i'll always be a woman. i have been born and raised as a woman, had uniquely female experiences, and have xx chromosomes. no matter what i do, i'll never be a male. i'll be miserable forever. this is such a cruel joke. why was i born as a sex that i would never feel comfortable as? i don't want to be alive in this body.
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I regret not killing myself in 2016. I don’t have the courage now. (self.SuicideWatch)
submitted 15 hours ago by b4434343

I regret not killing myself in 2016. I don’t have the courage now.​

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Just searching Trump you can find some of the sanest redditors around
 
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This post is cracking me up:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...d_my_parents_voted_for_the_first_time_in_our/

Look at this nice, well meaning Ukrainian family. Good for them for voting, slava Ukraine and all that. 23 thousand upvotes too wow! But wait a minute something is off....

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UH OH, wrong think detected. Sort by controversial and you get some comments that gave me a hearty laugh. Some of them have enough upvotes you can see people shitting on him sorting by "Best" too.

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Oh no, not r/LeopardsAteMyFace!

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Ah shit, u/Shoddy-Opportunity55 took back his good words, OP is fucked now.

Of course as always there will be a couple reasonables when sorting
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I love this shit. The entirety of r/all is GO VOTE! GO VOTE! GO VOTE!. And here you have first time voters, all from their sacred land of Ukraine of all places, but they get completely shit on for voting because it was for Trump.
 
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Looseleaf Paper said:
This post is cracking me up:
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Look at this nice, well meaning Ukrainian family. Good for them for voting, slava Ukraine and all that. 23 thousand upvotes too wow! But wait a minute something is off....

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UH OH, wrong think detected. Sort by controversial and you get some comments that gave me a hearty laugh. Some of them have enough upvotes you can see people shitting on him sorting by "Best" too.

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Oh no, not r/LeopardsAteMyFace!

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Ah shit, u/Shoddy-Opportunity55 took back his good words, OP is fucked now.

Of course as always there will be a couple reasonables when sorting
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I love this shit. The entirety of r/all is GO VOTE! GO VOTE! GO VOTE!. And here you have first time voters, all from their sacred land of Ukraine of all places, but they get completely shit on for voting because it was for Trump.
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They doxed him too.
 
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BobbyBriggs69420 said:
Also separately, totally muting your phone while you have a kid who works until 1am is absolutely fucked. I know real boomers are too old to have an 18 year old but this is peak boomer. Welp you're 18 now, on your own, your granddad was dodging Nazi bullets at your age.
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On the other hand, OP knew that they switch their phones off at night. Even if they were contactable, it wouldn't have actually prevented the accident. It just meant they came to comfort them in the hospital a few hours later than they otherwise would have. They even apologized about it later.

Regardless of whether that was a stupid rule for them to have, refusing to forgive them over it and cutting them out of your life over it completely is an absurd overreaction. But Reddit seems to love the idea of going "no contact" with your family if something bad happens just once, seemingly because even the mildest inconvenience or discomfort is on par with being shot in the stomach to them.
 
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Mac Monster said:
Dumb bitch is upset that her boyfriend doesn't share her exact political views, even when he already admitted that he doesn't plan on voting.
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This line of reasoning always makes me have a giggle, no man with self-respect and observed self-worth would touch you harlots with a 20 feet pole, you might as well be a toddler threatening to choke the life out of them with your bare hands.

It is also very progressive and feminist to openly claim that your (self-perceived) value exists solely on being a wet hole to fuck, good job!. Even trained and experienced misogynists could not come up with a more demeaning comment if they tried.
 
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Gondolindrim said:
This is old news, but r/pics is literally just nonstop Trump bashing at this point. Everyday is a new post about McDonald's, Garbage Trucks, Jan 6, literally everything they can think of to make him look bad. But if you even think of posting an Anti-Biden or Anti-Kamala picture, it's deleted immediately.
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also old news but r/punk is just lefty astroturfing at this point too sometimes you see some dissent in the comments but mostly it's just yes globohomo is good!
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ChromaQuack said:
It is also very progressive and feminist to openly claim that your (self-perceived) value exists solely on being a wet hole to fuck, good job!. Even trained and experienced misogynists could not come up with a more demeaning comment if they tried.
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"I'm more than a hole for you to fuck, you chauvinistic pig! And if you keep being a misogynist, no woman will let you fuck her hole, you incel!"
 
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