Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.5%

  • Total voters
    420
It's extremely funny to me how many different players involved here are hilarious for different reasons, but April emo tweeting like a passive teenager might be topping the list right now. "I'm lost in the woods guys. I'm lost and idk if I care" "STOP CALLING THE POLICE IM NOT LOST JK JK JK" "My soul wants to reach out but the only receiving soul cannot hear me. I am shattered. My dreams are like glass, don't tread on my dreams. Lenore Lenore"
 
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The real ramblings of a bpd woman or nick trying his best at being april to make us think it's not him holding the account?
 
Can I get a refresher on why Nick couldn't hold an auction for the knives so that it could help Vic Mignona? iirc he came up with some excuse but I can't remember the details.

Cause I just saw this and it seems Runkle is holding an auction for a charity? Is that the difference? It's more 'official' cause it's to an org?
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I think it was to do with you couldn’t get money for giving people things they could use to harm people iirc
 
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If you fail to pay your registration fees on time, you are a lawyer who is not authorized to practice law and therefore not in good standing, and you cannot hold yourself out as a lawyer, because holding yourself out as a lawyer implies you are authorized to practice law, which you are not. Unauthorized practice of law is an ethical violation.
This isn't a correction, since I know "hold yourself out as a lawyer" is a phrase generally used as a term of art meaning hanging out a shingle and advertising yourself as being a licensed lawyer legally authorized to practice law, but just claiming you're a lawyer is not necessarily illegal, much as lying about being a military veteran is not in and of itself illegal, the reason many Stolen Valor type laws were found unconstitutional when they did not include an element of fraud for advantage.

So, for instance, lying about being a lawyer in a bar to get laid or win an argument, while sleazy, is not actually illegal. You'd have to engage in the actual "practice of law," including giving legal advice, or continuing to do so to clients who did not know you no longer have a license in good standing.

This post isn't for you but for "holding yourself out" phrase non-knowers.
 
Based on something that Aaron said the other day I think that there may have been a behind the scenes truce between House Imholte, House Bisconte, and House Anderson.
Oh lord are you really going to make me slog through Aaron's streams? Not going to promise anything but I'll see if I can find it over the weekend.

Nevermind, I found it. The talk of a "truce" of sorts got my hopes up that he'd hint at any signs that either or both of the Biscontes might have become wholly uncooperative witnesses in his case, which would lead to an especially lenient plea deal or even outright dismissal that would surely trigger the most spectacular Balldo meltdown yet seen. Unfortunately, it was instead just Aaron just on his usual "high road" kick lately, urging his fans a half-dozen times on multiple shows to not harass Geno and Keanu and to leave them alone (probably due to good legal advice to distance himself from anything that could be misconstrued as witness tampering by proxy), coupled with wishing April well as usual and even thanking her for her help this week getting their Verizon plans separated, etc. Nothing juicy enough to clip but here are the pertinent youtube transcript excerpts for anyone curious:

may I make a statement on Keanu and uh Gino what's 1:14:31 that um let's put it behind us I know people might be surprised to 1:14:38 hear that from me um ev Everything that they've said everything that I've 1:14:47 said let's call it square with the house again let's for Let's uh let's forget 1:14:55 does that sound okay with you yeah it's fine without saying too 1:15:01 much I don't think we need to trash him I don't think we need to [ __ ] all over 1:15:06 him um I don't think we need to uh to beat the [ __ ] out of them that's not 1:15:13 necessary
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Numero Uno Josh Denny 2:00:40 does want me to read it okay please attack Gino and Keanu endlessly harass them don't let them know peace until they choke out their last breath I 2:00:46 disagree and I disavow we should not do that no
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there's enough knives going in backs around the [Laughter] 1:48:57 show I'll stick with the hammer can I repeat though for the record leave Gino and Keanu alone yeah yes leave Gino and 1:49:05 Keanu alone if you're a Clipper if you're any one of the Clippers I don't care if this clip is only 30 40 seconds 1:49:11 long if you want to tweet it out whatever I say to my audience right now leave Gino and Keanu alone what's in the 1:49:18 past is in the past it's fine we move on 1:49:23 in life we move on in life um my 1:49:29 position please leave Gino and Keanu alone
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Rob Saul's dog with five bucks says how much do you think Gino is 24:59 seething right now since his former co-host Aaron Berg is on Tim pool being funny okay [ __ ] I didn't know that Aaron 25:07 Berg was on Tim pool that's kind of big I don't I don't know if Gino's seething over it I don't uh and and I will I will 25:14 say this I said this this morning about Keanu and I want to say the same thing 25:19 about Gino to the audience I think we can leave them alone oh yeah okay I'll 25:24 go I think the past is the past guys I don't think we need to [ __ ] with Gino or Keanu until they [ __ ] back 25:32 I think what's done is done the past is the past and uh and we move on I think 25:39 that's what uh what we do
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Grand POA with 31:23 five bucks says podcast with two chicks who just talk about [ __ ] isn't that just just Kiki's podcast when her mom is on I 31:30 said yesterday and I'm no more [ __ ] on Kiki and uh Gino that's in the past leave that alone hey you don't it's you 31:37 can let that go too
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Nick we can make fun of it's a 1:07:03 news story whatever I don't want April to be in pain I don't want her to hurt I 1:07:09 thought what she said about me was very nice uh I wish her the 1:07:14 same um although I don't when she says I'm still 1:07:20 going to laugh at you or poke fun of you I know you like a good bit I I will say 1:07:25 I'm probably not going to laugh at her and poke fun at her I I want her to get get out of the woods figuratively I want 1:07:32 her to get into the woods literally I know she enjoys that I want her to get out of the woods 1:07:38 mentally I cuz like I said there's been enough hurting there's been enough pain there's been enough ugliness I think we 1:07:44 can all get past that I'm I'm rooting for her I hope all this toxic sludge 1:07:49 that's built up in her system I hope she gets away from that because I think still she's very young and she has a 1:07:56 bright future ahead of her you know she she's not like she's going to be 30 this year 30 isn't a [ __ ] death sentence 1:08:01 like nobody is at 30 you know who they're going to be at 40 it's not like 1:08:07 you hit 30 and it's like well you're [ __ ] done time clock off forget it she can 1:08:13 still go off and do some good things and I hope she does
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like I said I'm 2:28:50 rooting for April I just I want all the hurting and the pain and the problems and the and the drama in her life to be 2:28:57 done and uh I I she has a bright future ahead of her and I hope she's uh I hope 2:29:04 she figures it out soon and that she's okay I just 2024 has brought enough people enough struggles and enough 2:29:10 problems and enough hostility and anger and rage and mistakes and all that and I just I'd like to see it all come to an 2:29:17 end
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April and I have still been on the same phone plan this whole time and I've been 3:49 meaning to get you know be done with that uh that actually had a pretty nice 3:54 ending today uh it it took a while to get there but uh it had a nice ending uh 4:01 I went into Verizon today and I said look when I put all the devices on this 4:07 account uh April was the owner and I didn't have any reason to change that it 4:13 was fine whatever I said now um I need to get my thing and my children's 4:20 devices uh off onto their own account and they said well you can't do that and 4:25 uh they said but we can make you an account manager and then maybe we can go from there and I said okay great and 4:32 then uh they made me an account manager and then immediately after they make me an account manager like a minute later 4:38 two minutes later uh I get a notification that I've not only have I been booted as an account manager but 4:43 I've been blocked from the my uh Verizon account um and I was like well that's 4:49 kind of weird until I realized like five minutes later then the permission was 4:55 granted to release all of my lines uh onto their own account so that 5:00 was good I got that taken care of today um thank you to the person who uh who 5:08 did that that's very nice I appreciate that made that very easy I was worried it wouldn't be it was nice I appreciate 5:15 it um so that was good that I could get that done with

I'm glad I looked though, because it stumbled on something more interesting that seems to pertain to the Rekietas and may have been missed. On his Wednesday, October 30th evening show he circled back three times to how he was informed earlier that afternoon of some big news which falls in the category of things he's not allowed to talk about so he had to be an annoying cryptic tease about it as usual, but there were a few hints narrowing down the subject enough to try to figure it out:


Fucking whirlwind of a day, um, some things I can tell you about, some things I can't. Um, just know I got - I got some - some uh news before the show that uh that shook me up. Um, I - I'm fine, my family's fine, SP is fine, every- like, everyone here is fine, everything's good. I just - I got some information that, um - that, that - uh, just shook me up a little bit, that's it. It kind of made it a little hard to focus on, uh, on doing the show. None of it is bad for - for me, none of it is bad for my family, friends extended people, anything. It's just sometimes, you just hear some shit and you go, "oh my God!" I kind of - I had that going on...
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I'm a little distracted tonight. I got some I got some weird news before the show that kind of threw me for a loop, and I'm still kind of - I'm still trying to get my my bearings off of that. It was very unexpected...
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This has been a fun show and I was - I was, um, I was a little out of sorts before the show tonight. I got a lot of good news and then a lot of fucking weird news, weird news. None of it I can talk about, um, all of it just kind of stuck in the back of my head, but, uh... *shudders* It - it's, uh, it had me really kind of, uh, out of sorts at the beginning of the show but you guys have made it easy.

Combining the above hints with what else is known ITT, I'd infer at least the following for starters:

1. His assurance that none of it is bad for him or his family and friends would rule out something personal such as a bad medical diagnosis or car accident or the like, and it would have to be about someone outside his circle but pertinent enough to him to keep him in the loop and also someone newsworthy, so I don't think it's a reach to guess it's about the Rekietas and/or April.​
2. Because Aaron's release conditions only prohibit talking about Kayla or even "indirectly" referring to Kayla, and because Aaron has proven himself more than willing to talk about Nick and April repeatedly since his release, it follows that the big news having something to do with Kayla is likely why he can't talk about it.​
3. If his release conditions aren't what prohibit him from talking about it, then the second-tightest gag on him would be one or another Kandiyohi County contact keeping him somewhat informed about ongoing investigations to the limited extent appropriate to his role as an anticipated state's witness and/or his role as a putative victim of suspected witness intimidation, of course coupled with directives that he not spill what few inside details they give him for that purpose, which is a pattern he's referred to on at least three different occasions and likely continues to this day.​
4. The way it got him so "shook", "out of sorts", and even shuddering, combined with the way he quickly segued to assuring his audience of his safety, sure sounded like someone being in physical danger was on his mind.​
5. The timing juxtaposed with the throuple's reported breakup and Nick's increasingly unhinged meltdowns this week make it highly likely that Aaron's super-sekreet bombshell news is related to Spicer goings-on in some way. Cross-referencing the timing of Nick's and "April's" tweetstorms, chat posts, and YT comments against the timing of the tip to Aaron on Wednesday afternoon may shed some more light on who was up to what in the Balldo Bunker that day.​

Starting from that springboard, let the speculation run rampant. Did Aaron receive a security briefing warning of Nick's soliciting an undercover cop posing as a hitman? Or will we not be so lucky as to see something that exciting become a Lifetime movie or Netflix miniseries, and instead it was something so mundane as a drunk-texted death threat or a qultist's suicide attempt? Or did Pomplun's publicly known investigation into Nick's barely-legal witness intimidation campaign finally scrape together enough probable cause to start monitoring Nick's accounts or devices, which then stumbled upon enough to warn Aaron of Nick and Melton's ongoing nannycam blackmail scheme in real-time? Or is this just so severely boring as Nick sending some spicy DMs to another streamer who felt compelled to warn Aaron about them? My my, Aaron has sure opened the floodgates to such proliferation of reckless fanfiction that it'd probably be best for Nick to get ahead of the story and fire up a stream correcting the record about what really happened on Wednesday. We're ready to believe you, Nick!

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The real ramblings of a bpd woman or nick trying his best at being april to make us think it's not him holding the account?
Her most recent tweet (top of image) seems like she’s talking to Nick, but it could be someone else. Combined with yesterday’s bitter vague-posting about Kayla… hmmm. Kicked from the nest?
 
Can I get a refresher on why Nick couldn't hold an auction for the knives so that it could help Vic Mignona? iirc he came up with some excuse but I can't remember the details.

Cause I just saw this and it seems Runkle is holding an auction for a charity? Is that the difference? It's more 'official' cause it's to an org?
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I like that pattern. Would look great on a bedspread or a throw
 
Does the reverse also apply or would that just make him the king of Lolcows of History?

It would depend on the circumstances of BMJ's death in prison. If, for example, he died trying to collect gamba debts in prison from people who owed him....that would raise his esteem immensely. His death would need to be both extraordinary, pointless and completely stupid. It would be better if he initiated the violence that caused his death. It would help things if it were a principled fight over nonsense.

Coach Redpill was on the way to a great death in Ukraine. But he was kept from greatness because he just got sick and died in prison. Even so, he earned a long eulogy from null. Bossman needs to aim higher if he wants to be king though.
 
Going to court is not the point.
Which is why I had engineers and accountants as an example because the main concern is presentation to the public. Corporations are in a position to assume a certain level of risk. I used to work for US company that had staff attorneys that had no US bar affiliations from any jurisdiction and transferred from a subsidiary out of the country. They did the same legal work in the US that they did abroad. They couldn't hang out a shingle because no bar affiliation but still staff attorneys. I don't even think they could be listed pro hac vice.
 
QUEEN QAYLA WINS, SUFFAH APRIL. This BPD meltdown is great, hopefully she realises how cathartic it would be to share intimate details of their relationship openly on Twitter.
You’d have meltdown too if you suddenly found yourself with that cringy tattoo of three wolves on your body.
 
van living/camping/god knows
honestly those tweets are making me wonder if nick was at least telling a half truth, ape IS out of the balldo bunker. Temporarily? Permanently? Only coming around for weekend rendezvous?
Maybe he blocked her on everything. Whatever it was, April may want to consider changing her twitter handle back!
 
The real ramblings of a bpd woman or nick trying his best at being april to make us think it's not him holding the account?

Everything about it just seems wrong. Re-naming herself to "April Law", going out to public pity simp from strangers, streaming from Nick's house, all the total deliberate vagueness of everything that is said, having exchanges in public that would normally be done in DMs. Her deciding to flood twitter with messages the same week that Nick does the same thing. She has either totally lost her mind or this is some weird 5-D chess game going on. Could be both.
 
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