Dick can be a really funny guy when he has the initiative. He is especially an amazing instigator, making people dance like monkeys is his MO.
Why would he need 2 tickets? Is Nick accompanying John to the soap factory? Or is it another non sequitur fat joke? Are you fat, @Captain Manning ?
Sunday at noon is a weird time to tell strangers to kill themselves unprovoked. Wonder what happened.
He either couldn't afford it, or in a drug and alcohol haze state, absolutely forgot about it. Now, if he's said he couldn't afford it, sure. But the more likely reason is that it wasn't an immediate priority in his mind and he forgot about it entirely. He still has *some* income, somehow. Drugs aren't cheap, groceries aren't cheap. And he manages to acquire both in some capacity.
That's when he wakes up. No job and not raising his own kids, what else to do but sleep tweet and drink?
If he convinced Rackets to keep embarrassing himself with his godawful comedy, it might the second funniest thing he ever did; the other being dressing as a cow to be fucked in the ass.
It must be a menu at Denny’s, because I‘m confused. Or does Nick think he’s such a dish that Sean would enjoy him slathered in mayo between two buns.
That angry man is alone in that house and hasn't gotten laid in a while. Like the nerd he is.
Honestly, I could probably stand to lose some weight like most people, but the last time I checked (last year) I can still fit into a standard single coach seat on a narrow body airliner (A32x, 737, etc).
Maybe I'm a nerd but at least I'm not Canadian. They can't throw it back at me. This will sure felt them.
Is that why he smacks himself in the head (according to Aaron Amhole)?
Certain parts of Canada are breathtaking
His homeless arc will be hilarious: calling everybody fat on the street during the day, blowing fat dudes for crack at night.
"Enjoy Canada, Stalker Nerd"
The message he sent her was his juicey penos mayhaps.
A menu...?
