🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[neger psykolog]

One part of schizophrenia is they take things very literally, like turns of phrases will be literal. It's like mega autism.
He's fucked.

I think his reddit profile or one of them said that he was also autistic.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Agree. I think Frank would be a huge buzzkill. The only way it would possibly work is if he played a character other than Frank Hassle.

Be funny to bring him in as a super touchy-feely sensitivity coach, Dr. Don Wario, after the next time Alex gets drunk and says nigga.

 

[Tr00nStompa]

They should bring Fatty on and make all the contestants bully him for points. It could be like a version of the Milgram experiment. Everyone is clearly liberal/woke asf, so making them torture fatty worse and worse will corrupt them overtime.

tldr: fat nigga torture is kino

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

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please maam i must do the needful

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

On the topic of returning characters. I know everyone would love to see Jan back as Xavier, but I think his other fishtank character Ronnie would be PERFECT for this audience. For those who didn't watch bitchtank where he debuted him, Ronnie was a former alcoholic, turned caffeine addict, life-coach in severe debt and a dubious relationship with the chinese government. This video illustrates the character well. I think Alex in particular would fall for this hook line and sinker.

 

[Blackstar]

TTS told Alex that he's like Leon from Resident Evil, and every Leon needs an Ashley:

 

[Tr00nStompa]

CAN YOU BE FIRST LADY MADAM SAAAR

 

[Blindeye]

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

The tts is down to 750 token, but that's still about $63 per tts. Still, that explains why there's so many more tts, particularly whenever a fish is alone to be gayopped (like when Alex got conflicting tts regarding Mizzy while in the confessional).

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Payton is looking good.

 

[sum ting wong]

After Sam did an ad read for the DNA testing company where he mentioned Israel, Smack was upset. She eventually took Binx to the downstairs bathroom and spent 10 minutes talking to her in their. After Ben made an announcement that they aren't allowed to have multiple people at once for "safety reasons". Then Binx and Smack went into the confessional where they played it off as "having to talk about menstrual cycles and periods".
Then the TTS came on about Palestine:

Finally Sam came in to smooth things over:

Full audio of Smack and Binx in the bathroom. I can't hear shit but maybe someone can try to enhance it. It's pretty obvious it was just being uncomfortable once Israel was mentioned.

 

[Piggle-o]

It's also similar to how "trolls" will carry on pointless arguments online over totally mundane shit that they have no actual interest in--the joke is that they are being lifeless and wasting their life, you are wasting your life by responding to them, and several hundred people are wasting their life by reading it in the first place and not even engaging. A brilliant "troll" knows all of this and will relish at being able to put on a performance that is actually just "an act" but succeeds in dragging in as many people as possible to a long, passionate discussion all for the pure entertainment that only a few people will be in on the joke.

Responding to your post as a whole: It's a good analysis of Sam's comedy as well, and some of his contemporaries. They're both doing bad comedy intentionally and working on a live show that is already known to go off the rails and break the fourth wall. The next step is putting the two together and bringing classic cable access weirdness back in. Now, I don't think this is especially deep or pretentious, but it is novel in some ways.

I think the truth is that they don't know what they're doing and it's flying very close to the sun, as well as a higher form of extreme performance art, in line with the Fluxus ethos.

 

[bookers]

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Payton is looking good.

same vibe

 

[neger psykolog]

I think the truth is that they don't know what they're doing and it's flying very close to the sun, as well as a higher form of extreme performance art, in line with the Fluxus ethos.

Yeah I very much agree with them not knowing what they're doing or at least not fully not knowing what they're doing. If Burt isn't a super mega deep plant I think his totally bizarreness has kind of backfired on them and totally flummoxed them because he is clearly this seasons and every seasons stand-out contestant by miles, has generated a huge amount of viewers/interest and content but is smart enough to figure out that something weird is going on and has reached a point where not only are none of their tricks or plans going to work on him at all but he's also clearly mentally unstable enough that they're in a bind where they legit might have to let him go for his own safety as well as the safety of everyone else - which would leave them without their best contestant and not much else to fill that void.

Not to mention how totally fucked they will be if they end up harming him in anyway. He's their golden goose right now but he's not anything like previous contestants and I think people have a lot more genuine empathy for him and how his life must be like living with schizophrenia. If they make him mentally break or anything bad ends up happening then people (besides literal sociopaths) will really not have any sympathy for the wiggers at all.

On the other hand, Burt is voluntarily there and has clearly stated that he wants to stay until the end. If none of their tricks or plans are even going to work on him, is it even possible that they will accidentally or deliberately "break" him?

 

[sum ting wong]

Payton has completed her mission in stealing a journal (Mizzy's journal)


She began to read from it but they stopped her and had her put it back

Then they had her steal the diary and read from it again. I'm not gonna post the clip of reading it, it was just boring "I lost 10 lbs" "I got drunk with my friend" bullshit.

 

[Foster]

 

[Autistic Integrity]

PAYTON'S MIZZY JOURNAL SAGA

did she dump it? is it in her pants in the den?
MISSY SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW FOR IT

they're sitting next to each other in the den

diary saga ended with payton crying to gaynigger then crying to mizzy and giving it back
not sure if there will be any repurcussions
they're both crying, mizzy opens up the diary and wants her to tell her everything that was read
this is so stupid.

 

[Plasticise]

She began to read from it but they stopped her and had her put it back

For context, after Sam cut Mizzy in a couple days ago to the truth of the show, he told her she should destroy anything incriminating and that her personal belonging's are not safe. She then proceeded to destroy several pages of her diary both by ripping them out and using a black marker to cross out several passages, most likely referencing her suspicions about the show. Payton, showing a higher degree of intelligence than what would be expected of her, held the diary up to a light and was able to read through the blacked out sections, at which point production panicked and told her to stop, return the diary, and then after she returned it, had her steal it back again and told her to only read the non blacked out parts, which was all boring drivel, possibly on purpose from Mizzy's part as after she censored her journal she spent alot of time writing in it possibly just adding boring stuff and lies.

Mizzy crashed out in her bed after learning her diary was stolen, immediately suspected Payton, went up in the mail room and looked down on Payton and asked aloud i wonder why she looks so sad, went down to presumably confront her, but was interrupted by production moving them all upstairs for the presidential debate.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Meanwhile in the Jimmyverse, someone committed arson on Hoarderman's property.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

did she dump it? is it in her pants in the den?

If she doesn't frame the Jeet she's an idiot