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What is this new retarded video format of some homo spouting his gay opinions over a video of some random videogame? Why do they even put anything visual if they just want to talk?
African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens
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Emulating LeafyIsHere, who did it so he could add the more popular "video game" tag to play the algorithm.
Belisarius Cawl
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I get it but the alternative was tracking down the TikTok video of the sheboon and uploading it which would have been only slightly less gay
"That's one of your numbers."
"EY-FO-FO?"
LMAO look at this nigger's busted screen
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What is that white (plastic?) square clipped to her dress.
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You can get a good view of it at 1:21 and 2:59.
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Gittin hed frum Ragetty Anns triflin azz
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lmao, the guys face on that magazine cover is fitting.
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Get a call to make a key for an old Cadillac, shit area I have nothing to better to do so I say fuck it. First thing on the phone Nigger complains police harassing him for parking in the middle of the street so he pushes the car down from original address a hundred yards. Very odd situation he claims he got drunk around 3 am parked the car in the middle of the street and hid the key from himself to avoid DUI, woke up not recalling where the key was, the battery is dead and he's been on that block for 18 hours or so. Complains heavily 3 other techs come out and couldn't make the key. Apparently one guy took a whopping $70 from him and told him the "key works a soon as he jumps the battery". Not gonna lie I feel kind of bad as he has given me no reason to offend me at this point and he sounds dumber than than average nog paying some guy $70 for something useless. This is kind of an oddball car, old Cadillac's have weird security systems that stump a lot of good techs, the dealer won't touch them majority of the time even if you have the proper paperwork.
I find the car, him and his retarded "baby mamma". She's smoking dope every 20 mins as I'm working in this thing. PD drives by slow gives him a funny look about every 30 mins but they see I'm working on this POS car and keep moving. I start working and I'm making progress he keeps talking about why he left the neighborhood. This actually quite common, warrants and or beef with the locals so bad he's in fear for his life. As it turns out its the latter. 2 hours later I have the engine running and shit gets perfectly weird, I told this nigger $350 over the phone, they've been calling half ther city and nobody can/will help them, he obviously agrees to $350 or I wouldn't be there. He's had 2 hours to get the money but, oh no he plays the "Hey man, follow me to the liquor store ATM and I'll pay, you game" Now I've played this game 101 times with niggers and the moment I move my truck unblock the car and the key is in the ignition they floor it never to be seen again. I could have their first born child in my arms and as long as they fucked someone out of $350 they'll peel off block your cell and call it a win. NGL they got me once years ago.
So now we're in a real awkward situation this nigger keeps talking about the liquor store 3 mins away has and ATM with my cash. I keep telling him "I just accomplished the work the other 3 guys couldn't do, I can wait another 10 mins for you to walk to the ATM. I'll be here cleaning/sorting my truck you hit that ATM and leave your cell phone on for me" 15 mins of "awww man you can trust me I live right there" (no you don't nigger I have your DL and you don't even live in this county). He keeps telling me he's afraid he's gonna get caught by the local homies walking around. Which honestly I half believe, he skipped town for a reason. Finally he asks if I take debit, I'm so relived "Hell man, why did you ask me me 15 mins ago?" Yes, I need the plastic card and it to match your legal name. Nigger hands me a SSDI debit card AKA "too fucking lazy to get a real job state issued debit card" DECLINED
Can anyone help me here? How in the fuck do these niggers keep getting free gov SSDI money? They have cousin working for the SS dept or something? I never understand how an obviously healthy man meets standards to collect SSDI.
He swears he has $900 to his name shows me a screen of something like that I explain he needs to check his text messages/email for a declined purchased to authorize. Now I don't know of that $900 some dollars was even his account a screen shot but, he's acting like he's trying to figure it out which of course he never does. We go back to "hey man, jus lemme have the key you can trust me, I you know I'm good for the $350" all over again. At his point its been 2 hours working on a car 3 people said was not possible, and 45 minutes of nigger bullshit. I make a judgement call.
I make a special key with no electronic authorization in it to start the car and look this Nigger right in the eye and tell him "You need to listen extremely carefully here, this is not the key to your car this will start the engine once, and if you turn off the engine without my programmer it will destroy your car ECU. Your ECU is your cars computer, your looking at $1500 to replace that, do not drive faster than 10 MPH otherwise you will destroy the ECU, this is very important. When we get the gas station don't shut off the car, I need to do that with my programmer and then I can give you the real 100% functional key do you understand"?
Now I've done some dumb fucking things in my life but I cut him a key that had no chip and tricked the car into starting, it's running blocked in by my truck. So half what I said was indeed true f he cuts the engine off it's not going to start again. The problem is if I'm honest with this nigger he's just going to drive 100 miles and never cut the engine off and figure it all out later. Good thing is he believes me but, now the story changes "Aww man see dat ain't gonna work I gots no gas, and what if I need to drive faster than 10 MPH to the ATM 5 blocks away? and... and..."
Now at this point I know for a fact the plan was always to run out on me. I'm my head all I'm thinking is "You fucking lying cock sucking welfare draining piece of human fucking garbage nigger, I hope to God the neighborhood you ran from finds you here and brings the wrath of fucking God on your useless fucking self". I take the "half key" out of the ignition and tell him I'll be right back, drive off. I tell him to get the money together Zelle or cash as I'll BRB.
20 mins later get a call from a blocked number "Hey man where you go?" "I left because you planned on fucking me out of $350" He starts to talk I cut him off "you have two options, $350 Zelle in my account in 15 mins or a picture of $350 on the hood of that Cadillac in 15 mins sent to my phone, anything less I'm blocking all unknown calls and your number and you can push the car a hundred miles home. It's exactly X:13PM , X:38 I throw away the key I made and block your cell" I just hang up, I'm about half a mile away, I go into a liquor store get a diet soda and just watch Youtube shit to see where this goes.
X:38PM No zelle no pics of money. Fuck that nigger, I'm heading home.
I'm almost home and annoyed. Now I can't stand niggers but after he tells me 3 people told him the job was impossible and nobody was even willing to come out I really thought he'd do right by me. I was wrong. Around 11PM I get this shit from 2 new cell numbers.
A pic of an ATM saying "TRANSACTION APPROVED" which I guess means he managed to get $20 out of the thing as there's no cash in the pic. Basic EXIF data is right I have no real EXIF forensic software on my phone. Yet again no cash in that pic so wtf does it even matter?
few minutes later pic of what appears to be $120-$150 in cash on the Cadillac hood. Stupid nigger thought he could toss less than half what he owed me on the car and I wouldn't count it. Nigger, are you for fucking real?
At the same time another number is claiming to be the baby mamma, says shes knocked up. Funny how that didn't stop her from smoking dope every 20 mins. The cell ringer is set to silent, this shit goes on for an hour. Next day around 11am text messages pick up again. They are still there claiming to have the money. They've had my Zelle account info since the key was done.
Next day around 3pm I get a call from this 30 something nigs "mamma" a 4th phone number. She tells me she knows her son is a shithead thief and a liar. I'm kind of surprised, I was expecting more of a "How dare you leave my 30 year old son stranded in enemy gang territory"?!?! speech. I give her the story and she actually apologizes asks to pay I tell her she wants to Zelle me the money and I'll drop the key off. Not fucking around with Credit cards and possible charge back claims here. As of me typing this no Zelle money was ever received. AFAIK the car is still there as a biz associate told me they had a 3PM and I warned them not to believe a God damn word that nigger says or even go to that address. The car is worth maybe $300-$400 in it's condition and I know at least $100 of that money is going to gasoline to get the fuck out of the county. Friends in local PD wouldn't let me know if he had any warrants. Just the same, I gave them them his legal name and where to find him. Fuck that nigger for wasting hours of my time.
I find the car, him and his retarded "baby mamma". She's smoking dope every 20 mins as I'm working in this thing. PD drives by slow gives him a funny look about every 30 mins but they see I'm working on this POS car and keep moving. I start working and I'm making progress he keeps talking about why he left the neighborhood. This actually quite common, warrants and or beef with the locals so bad he's in fear for his life. As it turns out its the latter. 2 hours later I have the engine running and shit gets perfectly weird, I told this nigger $350 over the phone, they've been calling half ther city and nobody can/will help them, he obviously agrees to $350 or I wouldn't be there. He's had 2 hours to get the money but, oh no he plays the "Hey man, follow me to the liquor store ATM and I'll pay, you game" Now I've played this game 101 times with niggers and the moment I move my truck unblock the car and the key is in the ignition they floor it never to be seen again. I could have their first born child in my arms and as long as they fucked someone out of $350 they'll peel off block your cell and call it a win. NGL they got me once years ago.
So now we're in a real awkward situation this nigger keeps talking about the liquor store 3 mins away has and ATM with my cash. I keep telling him "I just accomplished the work the other 3 guys couldn't do, I can wait another 10 mins for you to walk to the ATM. I'll be here cleaning/sorting my truck you hit that ATM and leave your cell phone on for me" 15 mins of "awww man you can trust me I live right there" (no you don't nigger I have your DL and you don't even live in this county). He keeps telling me he's afraid he's gonna get caught by the local homies walking around. Which honestly I half believe, he skipped town for a reason. Finally he asks if I take debit, I'm so relived "Hell man, why did you ask me me 15 mins ago?" Yes, I need the plastic card and it to match your legal name. Nigger hands me a SSDI debit card AKA "too fucking lazy to get a real job state issued debit card" DECLINED
Can anyone help me here? How in the fuck do these niggers keep getting free gov SSDI money? They have cousin working for the SS dept or something? I never understand how an obviously healthy man meets standards to collect SSDI.
He swears he has $900 to his name shows me a screen of something like that I explain he needs to check his text messages/email for a declined purchased to authorize. Now I don't know of that $900 some dollars was even his account a screen shot but, he's acting like he's trying to figure it out which of course he never does. We go back to "hey man, jus lemme have the key you can trust me, I you know I'm good for the $350" all over again. At his point its been 2 hours working on a car 3 people said was not possible, and 45 minutes of nigger bullshit. I make a judgement call.
I make a special key with no electronic authorization in it to start the car and look this Nigger right in the eye and tell him "You need to listen extremely carefully here, this is not the key to your car this will start the engine once, and if you turn off the engine without my programmer it will destroy your car ECU. Your ECU is your cars computer, your looking at $1500 to replace that, do not drive faster than 10 MPH otherwise you will destroy the ECU, this is very important. When we get the gas station don't shut off the car, I need to do that with my programmer and then I can give you the real 100% functional key do you understand"?
Now I've done some dumb fucking things in my life but I cut him a key that had no chip and tricked the car into starting, it's running blocked in by my truck. So half what I said was indeed true f he cuts the engine off it's not going to start again. The problem is if I'm honest with this nigger he's just going to drive 100 miles and never cut the engine off and figure it all out later. Good thing is he believes me but, now the story changes "Aww man see dat ain't gonna work I gots no gas, and what if I need to drive faster than 10 MPH to the ATM 5 blocks away? and... and..."
Now at this point I know for a fact the plan was always to run out on me. I'm my head all I'm thinking is "You fucking lying cock sucking welfare draining piece of human fucking garbage nigger, I hope to God the neighborhood you ran from finds you here and brings the wrath of fucking God on your useless fucking self". I take the "half key" out of the ignition and tell him I'll be right back, drive off. I tell him to get the money together Zelle or cash as I'll BRB.
20 mins later get a call from a blocked number "Hey man where you go?" "I left because you planned on fucking me out of $350" He starts to talk I cut him off "you have two options, $350 Zelle in my account in 15 mins or a picture of $350 on the hood of that Cadillac in 15 mins sent to my phone, anything less I'm blocking all unknown calls and your number and you can push the car a hundred miles home. It's exactly X:13PM , X:38 I throw away the key I made and block your cell" I just hang up, I'm about half a mile away, I go into a liquor store get a diet soda and just watch Youtube shit to see where this goes.
X:38PM No zelle no pics of money. Fuck that nigger, I'm heading home.
I'm almost home and annoyed. Now I can't stand niggers but after he tells me 3 people told him the job was impossible and nobody was even willing to come out I really thought he'd do right by me. I was wrong. Around 11PM I get this shit from 2 new cell numbers.
A pic of an ATM saying "TRANSACTION APPROVED" which I guess means he managed to get $20 out of the thing as there's no cash in the pic. Basic EXIF data is right I have no real EXIF forensic software on my phone. Yet again no cash in that pic so wtf does it even matter?
few minutes later pic of what appears to be $120-$150 in cash on the Cadillac hood. Stupid nigger thought he could toss less than half what he owed me on the car and I wouldn't count it. Nigger, are you for fucking real?
At the same time another number is claiming to be the baby mamma, says shes knocked up. Funny how that didn't stop her from smoking dope every 20 mins. The cell ringer is set to silent, this shit goes on for an hour. Next day around 11am text messages pick up again. They are still there claiming to have the money. They've had my Zelle account info since the key was done.
Next day around 3pm I get a call from this 30 something nigs "mamma" a 4th phone number. She tells me she knows her son is a shithead thief and a liar. I'm kind of surprised, I was expecting more of a "How dare you leave my 30 year old son stranded in enemy gang territory"?!?! speech. I give her the story and she actually apologizes asks to pay I tell her she wants to Zelle me the money and I'll drop the key off. Not fucking around with Credit cards and possible charge back claims here. As of me typing this no Zelle money was ever received. AFAIK the car is still there as a biz associate told me they had a 3PM and I warned them not to believe a God damn word that nigger says or even go to that address. The car is worth maybe $300-$400 in it's condition and I know at least $100 of that money is going to gasoline to get the fuck out of the county. Friends in local PD wouldn't let me know if he had any warrants. Just the same, I gave them them his legal name and where to find him. Fuck that nigger for wasting hours of my time.
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Belisarius Cawl
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Jail Guard Arrested on Duty Trying to Sneak Burrito to Inmate
A burrito and then some
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I’ll give this guy a pass just because he used his machete to fuck up the wares of a couple fat, wetbacks who are vending illegally. In this particular instance, the naked guy is the lesser evil.
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She blurts as an excuse to not get into the car that it is a heart-monitor .
Belisarius Cawl
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Quincy Jones died today while I was asleep, so I figured I’d post this song out of tribute:
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They have found a way to use their wretchedness as a evolutionary niche to help them proliferate across the globe supported by the altruism of better people. This probably happens on every planet that develops intelligent life in some similar way which is why there has not been contact made with anyone else. The universe is just filled with niggers etc.