🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Giant Machine]

Mizzy cankles check

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Burt's ramblings are somehow no different to the conspiracy theories that people have about the show and its contestants both on here and tweeter

He's an absolute gem. Hopefully it's not to taxing on him he's one of if not the best guy this season. Alex is also awesome, but they kicked off Luke who was peak. Really hope they bring him back in.

 

[Godmode]

Burt is nothing if not a man of the people

Burt is living proof that there is a fine line between genius and madness and gayness.

 

[neger psykolog]

He's an absolute gem. Hopefully it's not to taxing on him he's one of if not the best guy this season.

I'm so divided on him still. I'm just very cautious about his condition and the stress this may all be causing him and the gaslighting and all of that, but on the other hand when you go beyond the frantic pacing and manic rants he seems more capable of stringing together a highly coherent theory of what the show actually is compared to all of the contestants and production combined.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I will not be watching as closely today. Hug tank is the worst.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Alex's wife appears to be done with him now:
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Someone leaked DMs with her:
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"But of course if you didnt watch it live when they were shooting it, you would not have seen that because they edit everything even the clips they have on their"

I like that Mrs. Piggy, who has full access to the fishtank.live site on demand, somehow believes that it's all an elaborate behind-the-scenes shoot for the Hulu show.
I should note that she first brought up divorce after he said the n word on the first day.

 

[neger psykolog]

legal question: Can any of the companies that the show is claiming are falsely sponsoring the show (like MyHeritage) do anything legally? Like send a cease & desist or whatever?
I know there are laws protecting parodies but usually those are a bit more subtle.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Ben is in the Confessional doing damage control with the perpetual victim Mizzy. She is now fake crying and moaning about her diary being read, saying the production betrayed her. Quick reminder Sam told her to destroy any pages she doesn't want read, and the pages that were read were all mundane shit.

She soft threatened the production, saying "Y'all don't want me to tell everyone (the show is fake) right? So why are you picking on me?"

She also stated the production is doing too much and making it too obvious this isn't famous house. Ben replied saying, "We need to take our foot of off the gas a little"

She is trying to position herself as one of the team but also threatening them, they might just kick her out, she is so unwieldy and soft.

Near the end, Jet popped up a producer message saying : "The fun part of this show is watching the train fly off the rails." I hope they are able to pivot correctly. Keeping up the ruse for as long as possible and then just unleashing hell on them will lead to a very short season.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Baseless speculation:

Has mizzy had plastic surgery to improve her headshots and distract from her insane leg/ankle situation? Her disproportionately long-ish face and sharp jawline reminds me of when Bristol Palin got "corrective jaw surgery."



"While her body shape appears pretty much the same, Palin's face seems to be drawing the most attention."

 

[Gilgamesh]

Alex's wife appears to be done with him now:
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Someone leaked DMs with her:
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I wonder if production will say anything to him. I haven’t been following Alex closely but I thought he was being dodgy about being married last night in b3 talking with the girls. He said he “was married” but as in his previous marriage, while everyone else thought this meant currently married.
If production tells him I would think he’d want off the show right then and there.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

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Ben is in the Confessional doing damage control with the perpetual victim Mizzy. She is now fake crying and moaning about her diary being read, saying the production betrayed her. Quick reminder Sam told her to destroy any pages she doens't want read, and the pages that were read were all mundane shit.

She soft threatened the production, saying "Y'all don't want me to tell everyone (the show is fake) right? So why are you picking on me?"

She also stated the production is doing too much and making it too obvious this isn't famous house. Ben replied saying, "We need to take our foot of off the gas a little"

She is trying to position herself as one of the team but also threatening them, they might just kick her out, she is so unwieldy and soft.

Near the end, Jet popped up a producer message saying : "The fun part of this show is watching the train fly off the rails." I hope they are able to pivot correctly. Keeping up the ruse for as long as possible and then just unleashing hell on them will lead to a very short season.

Yeah, honestly I don't know how they will be able to pivot without them leaving. I kind of like that Fishtank is a banned word and that everyone notices that something is fucking off. I could see Binx and Burt staying, but people like Ron and Missy leaving immediately.
I hope they'll manage, but adding people like Fatty or Hassle will make everyone leave.
Imagine production just starting to dump trash.

 

[Wild at Heart]

I wish they would lean into the Reality show as an excuse more.

Easy excuse for the weird ass birthday dancers "Sorry guys, we wanted to try something new and weird for that scene, but it was a dud."
"We wanted to include Burt to represent viewers with mental health issues, please just give him a chance."

Shows do weird shit that never makes it to the air all the time. Just lean into the mistakes and give the fish fake "insider knowledge" about the production not being perfect. Their innate "tolerance" will let them glide along in ignorance.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

These losers keep ruining my fucking immersion. Who hasn’t Ted met?

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Baseless speculation:

Has mizzy had plastic surgery to improve her headshots and distract from her insane leg/ankle situation?

Don't think so. She's got a very public FB that goes back like 15 years. She's always just been kinda weird lookin and is starting to lose the babyfat in her face as she gets older. The mall goth shit is absolutely new tho (like within the last 2 years). She was a normie valley girl type and a cheerleader in her youth.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

She soft threatened the production, saying "Y'all don't want me to tell everyone (the show is fake) right? So why are you picking on me?"

Does this retarded bitch think she can just sabotage a business without facing legal consequences? Maybe if she cries and tells the judge about how much of a victim she was it will be dismissed? And I know they haven't told her everything, but the intent is still there.

 

[Steinercard]

Alex's wife appears to be done with him now:
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Someone leaked DMs with her:
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"I am a faithful person" says Miss Piggy as she bragged on TikTok that she was going on the pull that night to punish Alex for not talking to her whilst on a live show where he's supposed to be isolated.

Fuck this oinky bitch.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I just tuned in, why did Burt just bring his suitcase downstairs?

Edit: And now he's taking it back up.

 

[sum ting wong]

Any clips of this?

Here's the clip, Vance drops the cake and since Sam (Jeremy) has been showing subtle signs of anger lately he's been scaring the girls. He promised he wouldn't get angry in front of them anymore so he leaves the room. The fan scene is at about 50 seconds

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Smack going "bao bao bao bao" made me think of this brainrot meme from the budda dog era:

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Hope he got a prenup, but realistically, he's going to get fleeced in the divorce.

Nah after a week of marriage and being away for a bit he can just get an annulment he'll be fine.