Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.2%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 16.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 144 39.2%
  • Total voters
    367
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Thank you Sciens, very cool

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Wait a minute, are those unsecured cleaning chemicals? THINK OF THE CHILDREN, NICK
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
The duality of chat:

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He says that Nate is lying that he promised to pay anyone and welched. No one does that in the streaming business--he claims--unless they want something exceptional like an exclusive. He doesn't do that, nd thr networking aspect (especially 'networking down') is beneficial.

EDIT: He claims he gave everyone that 'deserved it' a gift for Rittenhouse.
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Even back when I was a Rekieta fan, I always thought it was kinda scummy that he never shared the money. Even if it’s like 50% to Nick and 50% split between whoever was a guest.

Imagine if you’re a carpenter. And one of your friends is also a carpenter. One day he invites you to come help him build a kitchen along with two other buddies. You all work together, kitchen gets built. Client is happy, and pays your friend. You expect a cut. Maybe not 25% since it was his client and all, but SOMETHING.

But your friend goes: “No guys, it’s all good! You see, when people see how AWESOME this kitchen is, they’ll see your name on it too! And then when THEY want a kitchen built, they’ll hire you! And then YOU keep ALL the money!”

Fuck you Nick, you cheapskate asshole.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Why the fuck is there a can of tomatoes on the kitchen island if no one is cooking anything? (And good choice, Nick - on the tomatoes not that white bread. For the tomatoes, I recommend https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015178-marcella-hazans-tomato-sauce
Even a non-cooking spouse can make it, and it is delicious.)
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What tha fuck man! Not all of us can afford a NYT subscription for your elitist bullshit tomato sauces you know!

Give us the recipe!
 
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