🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Plasticise]

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SS MUCH?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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SS MUCH?

More like Sweetie Squad. She's obviously a Mister Metokur fan. Somebody gift her a 4 star hat as a fishtoy.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

lmao Sam brootaly roasted, Burt thinks Sam is in his 50s

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

ENTITY CONFIRMED BY COMPUTER

 

[Foster]

If they do "karate" lessons it has to be less about karate and more of these fake survive a gunman videos

https://youtu.be/q7v6huMq54U?si=inrXDxQOx4D2jOo9

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Sam lost it at a Burt jumpscare

 

[Merry]

lmao Sam brootaly roasted, Burt thinks Sam is in his 50s

His beard is greying pretty hard, nigga needs to tone down his productivity-obsessed New England mindset

 

[sum ting wong]

Burts bars

 

[Doseferatu]

I want Burt, Alex, and the Jeet to make it to the end.

Since the Jeet has targeted Alex as his rival, he'll try to cozy up to Burt - Burt is repelled by the Jeet and will try to cozy up to Alex. Alex will be wondering where the women went. It's perfect. It's like a fucked-up love triangle.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

lmao Sam brootaly roasted, Burt thinks Sam is in his 50s

Just a little more TRT guys, he'll de-age to early 20s in no time.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Just a little more TRT guys, he'll de-age to early 20s in no time.

Sam needs a facelift like he needed a Porsche

 

[filthypenguin]

This whole Mizzy thing is totally Sam's incompetence.

You can't get a normie, show them it's all a joke, then also get mad when they don't voluntarily ridicule themselves.

Mizzy is a dumb bitch but Sam and crew are retarded. He always tries to gaslight, sees its not effective then immediately pulls the rug.

It's kind of the same fuck up as with Luke, not giving them enough direction. He told her to get rid of anything incriminating in the diary after she said she didn't want it read, and she understood it as "anything that will blow the ruse" instead of "we're going to read your diary." Which, to be fair, was Mizzy's fault, but also they specifically chose stupid people for this show, so.

Then, the following morning, they had a chance to fix it and turn Mizzy's fuckup into something else by explaining that they thought she was in on the bit and they were working together, and giving her more concrete instructions, but they didn't. Instead Ben suggested she talk to Sam. Then Sam shows up and has her shoot a retarded promo instead of talking to her. Supposedly she threatened Sam directly, but she claims she didn't and I couldn't pick up on whatever the threat supposedly was. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't intentionally threaten Sam.

It seems like the third talk worked somehow. I don't know how or why. It almost makes me think the whole confrontation with her has been an act. If they were going to try to pull something like that off, she'd be the fish to do it with due to her acting experience. It doesn't seem like something they could pull off, but we already know there's more going on than what they're showing us due to the weird contracts where some of them (including Mizzy) are paid to be there and some of them aren't, and the Ted/Sneed situation (they're both plants). We also don't know anything about Ian, but I genuinely don't understand how or why he was there if he wasn't a plant. It's also harder to rig game shows against actors who know it's not legal to rig game shows. Ian was a fair elimination, as was Luke's, but Ted could sue if he's not a plant and there aren't any specific rules against calling the computer TTS (which it is, even if the AI thing were real it's still TTS). I can't recall for sure, but I want to say that Simbal also mentioned a stipend and a camera man ran up to tell them discussing it violated the NDA, which leads me to believe he's also a plant. I could see a scenario where most of the contestants are plants and they only eliminate plants initially, or something along those lines, where the eliminations are "lessons" for the contestants: people will go crazy, dont be boring, don't hurt yourself, etc. for when "hell house" starts.

 

[Foster]

Every moment Sam was interacting with the contestants i got more and more anxious
like walking a tight rope
I am so happy nothing got accidentally revealed...

 

[Plasticise]

Supposedly she threatened Sam directly, but she claims she didn't and I couldn't pick up on whatever the threat supposedly was. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't intentionally threaten Sam.

She implicitly threatened Ben, said "you don't want me to reveal the secret of the show do you?", but with Sam she just refused to participate with Sam in the fitness bit they where doing "I'm wearing the wrong shoes for this!", and when Sam asked her if she wanted to do a promo for the DNA tests, she just said i know that this is all a bit so whats the point, i have no idea where Sam got that she was threatening him. And after she got chewed out in the confessional, she went and cried for half an hour until the jeet interrupted her.
Mizzy amazes me with her increased retardation every day. The only reason i think she is still there is they have lost too many people too quickly so far.

Every moment Sam was interacting with the contestants i got more and more anxious
like walking a tight rope
I am so happy nothing got accidentally revealed...

That whole interaction was a net negative as now we are getting the notorious rapist Scott on the show to do more gay karate.

We also don't know anything about Ian, but I genuinely don't understand how or why he was there if he wasn't a plant.

I suspect Ian was there are a running joke on the Mauro/Megan thing, useless people to get rid of early. I also have a personal theory about the number of contestants, as when they where all talking about how they got on the show and how many people they expected to show up on the first day, between all of them they had been told there would be 10,12, or 15 contestants going to be on the show. I suspect they expected either a few people to cancel last minute or not show up, so they probably shot a wide net and just invited extra people and hoped they would get atleast 10. Almost all of the fish have said they where invited very short notice aswell.

 

[Death by Divine Kiss]

That whole interaction was a net negative as now we are getting the notorious rapist Scott on the show to do more gay karate.

Rapist?

Also were the fish told to move to the new bedrooms or did they decide this themselves?

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

I really don't get how they all don't know this is fake at this point. Some of the shit they are recording is downright retarded.

When they were showing off their pumpkins they made the nugga say "My pumpkin is lit and thats no cap!"

Hilarious but come on, how many hack bs things can you record before you realize this isn't genuine?

Even that "socials reel" they were shown was so amateur and embarrassing.... how could they think Hulu would pick that shit up?

Sam's whole persona is over exaggerated shit too. Almost too obvious.

 

[Doseferatu]

She implicitly threatened Ben, said "you don't want me to reveal the secret of the show do you?", but with Sam she just refused to participate with Sam in the fitness bit they where doing "I'm wearing the wrong shoes for this!", and when Sam asked her if she wanted to do a promo for the DNA tests, she just said i know that this is all a bit so whats the point, i have no idea where Sam got that she was threatening him. And after she got chewed out in the confessional, she went and cried for half an hour until the jeet interrupted her.
Mizzy amazes me with her increased retardation every day. The only reason i think she is still there is they have lost too many people too quickly so far.

I think that's the best way to get kicked out with nothing for your trouble. I don't think they should have plants - sure, it's funny sometimes to have a plant mess with the fish, but they have the potential to start getting pissy with the crew and demanding shit.

 

[Null]

I really don't get how they all don't know this is fake at this point. Some of the shit they are recording is downright retarded.

When they were showing off their pumpkins they made the nugga say "My pumpkin is lit and thats no cap!"

Hilarious but come on, how many hack bs things can you record before you realize this isn't genuine?

Even that "socials reel" they were shown was so amateur and embarrassing.... how could they think Hulu would pick that shit up?

Sam's whole persona is over exaggerated shit too. Almost too obvious.

Have you ever met anyone from LA before? They do not qualify as human.

Have you ever met anyone who wants to believe something is true?

 

[Blindeye]

I really don't get how they all don't know this is fake at this point. Some of the shit they are recording is downright retarded.

When they were showing off their pumpkins they made the nugga say "My pumpkin is lit and thats no cap!"

Hilarious but come on, how many hack bs things can you record before you realize this isn't genuine?

Even that "socials reel" they were shown was so amateur and embarrassing.... how could they think Hulu would pick that shit up?

Sam's whole persona is over exaggerated shit too. Almost too obvious.

I think most of them have some sort of idea about it, but they either suspend their disbelief or keep it to themselves, because they're still clearly on some sort of production and there's not much incentive to walk off

 

[Plasticise]

Rapist?

EDIT: Shoutout to @Jobama for saving all these to the thread had to look everywhere to find them