Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
Every single April post just gives me major 17 year old girl breakup music vibes. I can just see her posts alongside some teen angst music like April Lavigne 'When You're Gone' or something.
It’s really funny you say that because Avril Lavigne’s “When You’re Gone” is literally on April’s karaoke playlist on her YouTube channel.

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Hey @elb if you clip from a stream from a stream from a stream it's transformative. Same channel restreaming again lol

Every single April post just gives me major 17 year old girl breakup music vibes. I can just see her posts alongside some teen angst music like April Lavigne 'When You're Gone' or something.
When you're gone? Mehhhhhhhh. Shits been "complicated"

 
I noticed that the kid who went to Kayla (I imagine standing right in front of her) had to say Mom! mom! 5 or 6 times

Sounds like our wife is still drugged up...
Foolish child, they should've learned by now that the secret phrase is "Qommander! Qommander! We require an urgent delivery of food to the mess hall!" Or alternatively, "Hey dumb bitch we stole your CBD gummies so you better make us food or else."
 
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Hey @elb if you clip from a stream from a stream from a stream it's transformative. Same channel restreaming again lol
Eat shit, Nick. Fucking die. Everyone hates you. Nobody is going to support you, you fucking piece of shit!

(Two minutes in.)

Kill yourself faggot. Nobody cares. Not going to listen to the rest of this little bitch whining. Is he actually doing that in front of his kids? So they get firsthand exposure to what a crying little bitch their so-called dad is?
 
You mean before he had his Potemkin kitchen stream where everything's totally fine. . .and there's no April there. . .just Kayla and some children, speaking in incredibly subdued voices so as not to set off the psychotic monster they have in control of them.



She sounds absolutely dead inside when she says, "thanks... you're making me blush." And the way he replies... buddy.
 
I noticed that the kid who went to Kayla (I imagine standing right in front of her) had to say Mom! mom! 5 or 6 times

Sounds like our wife is still drugged up...
This Potemkin stream is somehow supposed to prove what a great dad Nick is and instead the real message of it is what the fuck is wrong with CPS in Minnesota that they aren't just swooping in and feeding these kids some real food?
 
Nobody tell Nick what the radicals in the Japanese kanji for 'rape' mean. Or do it anyway and convince him it means 'group of women/orgy of women' so he goes around telling people he loves it.
(e: the kanji for 'rape' is just the kanji for 'woman' used as a radical and stacked three times in a pyramid. the more you know)
mother fucker, that happened to me IRL. I was told the woman triangle meant "loud" lol its funny cause it sexist......man doodling that on my notebook cover only for a taiwanese girl explain what that really meant.


also I m behind on the april lore.

She got lost in the woods, and now this.

Nick and Kyla are fucking co dependent as fuck.
 
Nick is mad that his awesome cooking stream where he showed off his wife and kids didn’t magically make everyone fall in love with him again.
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B-b-but muh context m-m-muh story! Abloo bloo bloo

Literally any context that results in your child testing positive for cocaine paints you as a degenerate retard and a failed parent. Try again Nick, this cope ain't it.
 
B-b-but muh context m-m-muh story! Abloo bloo bloo

Literally any context that results in your child testing positive for cocaine paints you as a degenerate retard and a failed parent. Try again Nick, this cope ain't it.
He should try to do the stream that proves it's totally okay for your eight year old daughter to test positive for massive amounts of cocaine and this is totally not your fault and someone else did it, not you. And that feeding her some Hamburger Helper totally fixed it anyway.
 
So Kayla's still with him and the kids are there (or were that night so he could prove the doubters wrong, which was the point of that stream). I think this means that Ape is desperately trying to win back Nick so she doesn't have to live on the street where she belongs. Nick probably went off her but is keeping her around just in case things go bad with his marriage so he has a backup.
 
He should try to do the stream that proves it's totally okay for your eight year old daughter to test positive for massive amounts of cocaine and this is totally not your fault and someone else did it, not you.
Come on, dude. Didn’t you hear Nick? The children just had a “rough summer” as wards of the state, asshole!
 
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