Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

This bitch makes Kamala seem eloquent. I don’t mean just this post specifically. What the fuck is she EVER talking about?!

New tinfoil-hat theory: if this alleged breakup is just another hamfisted attempt at 5D chess by a certain someone who always has to fancy himself the smartest guy in the room, one conceivable advantage to it could be to send still-loyal sycophant April on a mission to gallivant around social media pretending that she has the mental capacity of a six year old in a k-hole, all for the sole purpose of signaling to the state that putting such damaged goods on the stand would become an utter shitshow doing more harm to the case against her codefendants than good, so that their persistent attempts to flip her wouldn't appear a profitable avenue anymore and they'd just settle for whatever plea terms Nick had last counteroffered. I liken the strategy to how boxelder bugs evolved the defense mechanism of releasing pungent and unpalatable compounds when disturbed until predators were just too disgusted to even bother to eat them. It doesn't matter whether such a gambit would work; what matters is that in his coke-addled, Wernicke–Korsakoff-ravaged swiss cheese of a brain, he might believe that it'd work.

That, or... yeah, maybe a midwit woods girl did just enough coke to turn crazier than a shithouse rat, end of story.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Forget the drugs and child neglect, Mr. and Mrs. Balldo should have caught charges for that hideous kitchen. It’s just so fucking ugly (and filthy).

 

[Light blue notebook]

Nick is mad that his awesome cooking stream where he showed off his wife and kids didn’t magically make everyone fall in love with him again.
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Nicky, if you wanted some sympathy, you shouldn't do a stream that sounds more like a hostage situation, than a loving family.

 

[Trichuriasis]

Vibralldo hands.

Holy shit that's serious. He's still on the sauce isn't he, I'm pretty sure people who quit don't get tremors THIS bad MONTHS after quitting. Ascites arc when?

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit that's serious. He's still on the sauce isn't he, I'm pretty sure people who quit don't get tremors THIS bad MONTHS after quitting. Ascites arc when?

Chris Benoit arc incoming. I hope they escape.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I think the biggest crime in all of this is he used "wagyu" for a slop dish.
Assuming that's true this was an overpriced dish.
He can't even make Poor Man's Stroganoff right.

 

[AnOminous]

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I think the biggest crime in all of this is he used "wagyu" for a slop dish.
Assuming that's true this was an overpriced dish.
He can't even make Poor Man's Stroganoff right.

He is absolutely the kind of stupid faggot who would use "wagyu" and Amerilard wagyu at that for stroganoff. Make that shit with ground beef or rump you stupid faggot, give kids something they'd actually want to eat.

Not that he gives a fuck, he hates his kids, as he has told every cop who has ever pulled him over for driving like a dumbass retard, as they've written down in their reports for all his unpaid tickets.

What a loser.

Listen to how soft and subdued their voices are. It's not like they're talking to their dad. It's like they're talking to a psycho who has kidnapped them.

Nick is crazy. He's dangerous.

 

[DickMain]

Wouldn't "handsome" be the term for one or the other if at least one's a dude?

Nick has been salivating over Aaron's cock for the better part of a year, so, you tell me.

 

[repentance]

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Vibralldo hands.

I've seen worse but that's a significant tremor.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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She sounds absolutely dead inside when she says, "thanks... you're making me blush." And the way he replies... buddy.

Wow, they legit hate one another.

 

[DickMain]

I can just see her posts alongside some teen angst music like April Lavigne 'When You're Gone' or something.

Better that than another alternative.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Nick's hands were shaking like crazy when he held the plates Has he developed neurological damage from the drug and alcohol use?

They take up to a year to fuck off completely after you dry out even if you've no permanent damage, though it's the usual "better days and worse days" type thing.
Not that I think he's dry.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

A cucking stream might potentially do less damage than this. Poor kids.

 

[AnOminous]

They take up to a year to fuck off completely after you dry out even if you've no permanent damage, though it's the usual "better days and worse days" type thing.
Not that I think he's dry.

He isn't. He's greasy and weird. Just look at him. Look at how the people around him react to him.

He's desperately trying to pretend to be normal and not fooling everyone. The wife and kids are just trying not to set off his hair-trigger temper tantrums. They aren't reacting to him like you react to a normal person. They're reacting like how you react to an absolute psycho you are hoping you don't set off with some minor thing.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't get over "creamy and dreamy". This whitebread negro describes his food in the same terms as his Jamaican holidays.

 

[DickMain]

He isn't. He's greasy and weird. Just look at him. Look at how the people around him react to him.

He's desperately trying to pretend to be normal and not fooling everyone. The wife and kids are just trying not to set off his hair-trigger temper tantrums. They aren't reacting to him like you react to a normal person. They're reacting like how you react to an absolute psycho you are hoping you don't set off with some minor thing.

Reminds me a lot of later seasons of Breaking Bad, where Walt just gets the house back and the facsimile of the old life is just as good as the real deal. I wouldn't bet a single red cent that Nick offered so much as a 'sorry' to any single person in that house. This is all performative.

 

[stupid frog]

New Instagram post. April is doomering hard.

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[Shig O'nella]

He isn't. He's greasy and weird. Just look at him. Look at how the people around him react to him.

He's desperately trying to pretend to be normal and not fooling everyone. The wife and kids are just trying not to set off his hair-trigger temper tantrums. They aren't reacting to him like you react to a normal person. They're reacting like how you react to an absolute psycho you are hoping you don't set off with some minor thing.

Yep. I know jack shit about coke use so have no real idea about how that would alter things but from a purely alcohol point of view he looks like he's still drinking just enough to keep the cravings going, with all the unpleasantness and explosive temper that causes.

 

[Windy Moors]

Vibralldo hands.

He's probably not allowed to drink when the children are visiting, which in turn causes him to resent them even more.

 

[CoomerTine]

Those shaky hands make Michael J Fox look stable