Is this a set up so she can flounce off to Canada for Christmas?
I found it interesting that in her walkabout as an "independent woman" in Kuwait, out of the blue she mentioned that she was thinking of going to Canada "to vote". NOW with the revelation that Chantal has a "friend" whose bf is chit-chatting with big boobed pretty women and hiding that fact, things are starting to make sense.
Chantal is a bad liar and a worse actress. I believe things in the Seaside Fartbox have been getting real tense for a while. The solo trip to Thailand with Chantal getting high and stuffing her face; then on her return to Kuwait, Salah has bought a treadmill for his wife to get healthy; throw in that Chantal as usual, has gone back on her solemn vow to diet and exercise; now they are together in the apartment with a cat yowling night and day, cue
Crazy Frog Axel F on repeat,...Salah can leave the apartment anytime he wants...not so much Fatso...AND NOW POOPY HAS PRETTY WOMEN ON HIS PHONE!!!!!
If Chantal doesn't upload for a couple of days, I would not be surprised to see her again in Canada.
I even feel a teeny, tiny bit sorry for Our Fatso, because I do have some sense of how deeply "her man" being unfaithful to her, hurts her...then I remember that she doesn't keep that same energy if "her man" is a rapist, or hits her.
The FUNNY is in the fact that these 2 idiots, in a sense, need each other. If Chantal calls the whole relationship off, what does she have to go back to??? Bupkus. And if Salah sends his FatPaycheckFuckhole away, he loses income, status, and who knows what else...Things are heating up, just in time for the Youtube increased paycheck season, but I really, really don't think Chantal is smart enough for this to be a work.
eta: Of course while I was typing this novel, the
shitbirds lovebirds reconciled. Salah must have dicked her down, or found a fold, or whatever it is they do to simulate intimacy...silly me, all he had to do was buy her Burger Kang