2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Overly Serious]

There's early predicting, which I'm guessing is what people mean when it's looking like a Kamala win. I believe they just go around and ask people WHO AR U VOTING FOUR.

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Here we have that, called Exit Polls. But they're forbidden from disclosing the results until the last poll closes. Which is probably for the best as the Exit Polls are about the only polls that are reliable. It's quite fun as even the pundits don't know what the exit polls say. So for example, the Conservative election Theresa May called you could see the pundits jaws drop in real time as they realised what a bloodbath it was.

Why the fuck am I talking about Bongland politics? Nobody gives a shit on tonight of all nights!

Yeah, I struggle to believe that Kamala can win legitimately. If she comes out ahead I'm going to strongly suspect rigging.

 

[starborn427614]

I don't want to hear from your island until you make Clarkson your new king.

We've tried, but he just likes dicking about on his farm too much.

 

[JimmyJones]

Ah—fuck, lmao
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Scared the hell out of me.

It covers up how many autistic ratings I've received since my last login so that's good.

 

[thog]

thats interesting. immigration disparity between gender for 'most important issue' is only 2 percent; according to nbc.

Maybe even the women are realizing that the illegals aren't just going to assimilate and not form roving rape gangs like they have in the UK.

 

[The_Red_Man]

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY

Nice touch, Jersh

 

[Killing and Eating People]

My final thoughts on this election are basically, no matter who wins, I hope leftists are eternally humiliated and suffer.

My only wish is for it to lead to the end of the modern "woke" left. I'm tired of them being the dominant cultural force. The reasons why are too numerous to list, the biggest probably being that they are trying to destroy my country through mass immigration, don't seem to mind homelessness, trash and urban decay, and always seem to take the side of pedophilia, animal abuse and child abuse.

All the worst, most insufferable, smug, delusional, insane and unaware that they are evil people I know are leftists. All I want is for the mountain of cope and reality denial to come crashing down around them.

 

[Jerry1337]

Could Trump pull this kind of win?
I want to believe...

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

The fireworks will start in one hour. The Winter Palace seems awfully quiet tonight...

as soon as the Winner is offically announced that will be Peak Violence, though I wouldn't rule out pre-empitive chimping out during the count

 

[missnaptime]

... and this is why your land has been reappropriated and your people think beans are breakfast food. I don't want to hear from your island until you make Clarkson your new king.

we've tried, most we seem to get out of him is an annual post about how he failed his exams and is still successful every year upon results day. i miss top gear.

 

[Flour]

I'm just here to laugh at Amerifats.

 

[Billy Bong]

One more, for old time's sake.

 

[MooseGump]

The poll

We pokemon go

 

[murgatroid]

I voted for a swastika in the write in candidate box.

 

[404 User Not Found]

Guys I think the moon in the corner is getting bigger

 

[W'rkncacnter]

cmon spinglebros

win this for peanut

 

[Quixotic Man]

With 0% of the vote in, the AP has called two Kentucky House races. The fix is in, how did we let this happen, Reddit?!

 

[Harvey Danger]

I have come from the US Politics General thread to inform you all: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I am predicting at least 5 suicides by trannies when Trump is declared the winner. Unless a lot of Republicans took the NotTrump pill the demographics just don’t seem to be there for Harris. That’s my honest take.

 

[CircuSphere]

We've tried, but he just likes dicking about on his farm too much.

Did you think I meant ceremonial bullshit pedophile king? When you are king all the farms are yours.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Aaannnnnddd the Boog begins.....