2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[CornBogFitz]

Please. Before you post. Remember the graph

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Goodnight my fellow europeans. I must slumber.

Wake me when Jeb rises and the clapping begins.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

cmon spinglebros

win this for peanut

And moo deng, they're canceling the damn hippo for voting Trump. #JusticeforMooDeng

 

[AnOminous]

Chad Apathetic non-Vooooter vs Virgin Invested VOOOOTTTEERRR

To be fair, you needed a really high IQ to appreciate my shitpost. Either you vooooooted DRUAUUUMPH and if he loses you will go berserk and explode or you voooooooooooted the nigger bitch and you will similarly go berserk and explode.

But if you voted druamph and he wins he will do nothing you were expecting. He will just be exactly the same faggot as last time but will be a lame duck since that's his last term.

And if you voooooted the nigger bitch like I did she will do nothing other than maybe troon shit. She will be completely impotent with a Congress that will obstruct her as much as it will druampuh. On top of that she's pretty much unelectable and definitely won't be re-electable

No matter what you vote for, nothing will happen.

And no matter who wins, they will sicken the entire population to the point that once we've cleared the slate of these losers, it's likely the other party is guaranteed a two-term tyrant afterwards.

So enjoy seething, enjoy coping, enjoy winning just to lose two times in a row in the future. Because this shitshow is going to disgust the whole country.

 

[Billy Bong]

Imagine voting Kamala, hahahahahahaha

 

[diroama]

Aaannnnnddd the Boog begins.....

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which websit is this frien i like the aesthetics

 

[missnaptime]

trump is already on his 'this shit is rigged' train

archive here

 

[mindlessobserver]

I really love Trumps final closing argument ad that was released yesterday.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Aaannnnnddd the Boog begins.....

Where can I see the shitshow myself?

 

[gildersleeve]

Null could you add an option in the pull stating "not American + voting"

 

[AnOminous]

Why the fuck am I talking about Bongland politics? Nobody gives a shit on tonight of all nights!

Tbh you bongs and all the Commonwealth countries do elections better than we do. The way we do elections is barely worthy of a Third World county.

Now the actual people you elect make even the retards we elect look good by comparison, but you manage the actual process of VOOOOTING pretty well.

 

[Red flaming panda]

To be fair, you needed a really high IQ to appreciate my shitpost. Either you vooooooted DRUAUUUMPH and if he loses you will go berserk and explode or you voooooooooooted the nigger bitch and you will similarly go berserk and explode.

But if you voted druamph and he wins he will do nothing you were expecting. He will just be exactly the same faggot as last time but will be a lame duck since that's his last term.

And if you voooooted the nigger bitch like I did she will do nothing other than maybe troon shit. She will be completely impotent with a Congress that will obstruct her as much as it will druampuh. On top of that she's pretty much unelectable and definitely won't be re-electable

No matter what you vote for, nothing will happen.

And no matter who wins, they will sicken the entire population to the point that once we've cleared the slate of these losers, it's likely the other party is guaranteed a two-term tyrant afterwards.

So enjoy seething, enjoy coping, enjoy winning just to lose two times in a row in the future. Because this shitshow is going to disgust the whole country.

Jokes on you, I voted Jeb.

 

[0713]

This thread is lame and gay.

 

[AnOminous]

Guys I think the moon in the corner is getting bigger

Tbh I'd fuck that moon senseless. Someone R34 it.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Where can I see the shitshow myself?

Google "election" and it will pop up, theres probably better maps out there but im too lazy

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Stop the count!!!!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Null could you add an option in the pull stating "not American + voting"

Good idea. post hamsters eating cheese so Null will notice.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Please just vote for Trump so I dont have to see Kamelas smug horseface for the next four years, thanks

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Make that 42% a 67%

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Tbh I'd fuck that moon senseless. Someone R34 it.

did you hit the bottle today?