2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Null]

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

 

[Useful_Mistake]

To all the US Politics General people, - Welcome!

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

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I truly wonder if Jim Cornette is contemplating suicide right now ?

 

[Gehenna]

LET THE FLOOD BEGIN

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Tbh I'd fuck that moon senseless. Someone R34 it.

It’s been 24 years. I’m surprised it has not been.

 

[John Badman]

It’s never been more Joever. Kicked out of our thread, on our night. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Gef Mongoose]

My local polls don’t close until 7pm central time. There’s still over a hour and 30 minutes here.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Looks like RFK Jr is getting less than a percent in the earliest counties, for what it's worth.

Jesus, that's amazing LOL

 

[namvata]

When Trump wins can we all finally admit that Elon Musk is fucking cringe and making him the center-piece of the campaign was a bad idea

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Lets culturally enrich this thread with MAQABQLLS.

 

[Red flaming panda]

C'mon, Kiwis! Give Donald your Jebergy!

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HE'S GIVING AWAY FREE GUACBOWLS, PEOPLE! FREE GUACBOWLS!

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Trump leading by almost 40k votes in popular vote rn according to Reuters election map.

 

[dumbledore]

The votes are in! Derrick Christmas won, CRACK IS NOW LEGAL
BossmanJack is coming home. DTPN

(creds @Avenue)

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

Found a hundred bucks in my pocket, it somehow turned into .56 cents and some booze before getting home.

 

[Jerry1337]

AARRGHHHH, LET'S DO THIS.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Some deranged poll worker in PA just posted this. Not sure if it's real or not yet.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[NSA]

Whatever happens, at least we got a giant moon staring at us while it's happening. My body is ready.

 

[Penis]

I would like to give a humble, pre-emptive, JULAY

 

[For The Lulz]

god damn jannies


that is all

 

[Retink Retunk]

THE VOTES ARE IN


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This election really was the balls on the dick.

I honestly cannot believe I forgot alcohol tbh

A formerly practicing lawyer told me that cocaine is a suitable substitute.