2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Dr J]

THREAD THEME

 

[WelperHelper99]

Aren't they rioting in Serbia? Doesn't seem like a safe idea for a poor little slobber mutt to wander the streets alone

I doubt its rioting at the knock off 7/11 bro. He'll be fine.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

It's so fucking over. PA is gone.

are you retarded? they can just fill out paper ballots.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Happening Board Chads rise up!

 

[Rimanah]

New thread, who this?

 

[Doma2Tuesday]

hey guys im voting trump lend him all of your energy for his final forum so we can get his final kek to destory kamaltoe

 

[EndOfTheWorldWorld]

If Trump doesn't win I HAVE to drink

 

[BigJoey41X]

Updated Morris County, N.J. Totals

As of 6:00 PM EST

DEM 33,950
REP 55,005
UNA 43,663

Again, this is today (not EV, which Dems won by about 1k votes)...

Morris is a rare republican county (though they voted for joe in 2020) in an otherwise solidly democrat NJ, so this might be par for the course, though it's still interesting they swinged back to trump this time

 

[Seedling]

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If this thing doesn't
Cover the whole page by 10PM, what's the point in living?

I remember how every time Null does a joke like this he gets a hundred angry DMs and emails from random farmers telling him to shut it down NOW NOW NOW.
Some people just can't have fun

 

[Red flaming panda]

Look at this man, this is the face of a REAL American HERO. Forget Orange Creamsicle man and the nigger woman, Jeb Bush will bring us to another golden age.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

THERE WILL BE GASPS WHEN MSNBC SHOWS THEIR VIEWERS THIS

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unironically, is this the best no party affiliation/indie/third party groups have done in forever?

 

[Schwarzwald]

If Trump loses Pennsylvania the election is Joever.

Nah. Nevada, Wisconsin, Georgia, and NC get him to 270.
Michigan, Georgia, and NC alone get him to 270.

It's actually remarkable considering how daunting the map used to be for Republicans, but Trump's path to 270 is actually a lot more varied than Kamala's. Lots of paths to victory.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

To everyone not familiar with US Politics General: Fatpacks is a CIA nigger. He glows in the dark; you can see him if you're posting. Just run him over.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

It's so fucking over. PA is gone.

Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Sage. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2024 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS.

Sage. Seething kike.

 

[Retink Retunk]

it's a pack of 30,000 ballots that they already counted once that they're recounting.

They REALLY miscounted the first time.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't drink, myself, but I got me a quarter o' dabs and a fresh bottle of torch fuel. Let the chaos commence.

I'ma smoke to the Politics thread's demise, too.

 

[Gravemind]

I will continue to monke post until moral improves


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You got the version where he's driving to "Today was a Good Day"?

 

[John Badman]

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Look at this man, this is the face of a REAL American HERO. Forget Orange Creamsicle man and the nigger woman, Jeb Bush will bring us to another golden age.

Guam will be renamed to Guamcamole Island.

 

[HowWhyWhat?]

Hi kiwis, grateful to share my second American election with you. Happy Civil War!!!!!

 

[LaxerBRO]

THERE WILL BE GASPS WHEN MSNBC SHOWS THEIR VIEWERS THIS

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Still 1.5 hours until polls close then another hour or so until in person voting is tallied.