2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Absolutego]

can someone please inform me which of these states actually matter?

like isnt there like 7 swing states who will decide the election?

Wisconsin (probably swung D), Michigan (probably swung D), Pennsylvania (we'll see), Arizona (leaning red but Maricopa county is pretty blatantly corrupt), Nevada (swing R), Georgia (swing R), North Carolina (swing R)

 

[JambledUpWords]

Is this eventually just going to cover the entire screen?


If Trump wins, I request this:

 

[gaj29]

If Trump wins he'll utter activation code: Ronald McDonald at his inauguration and all Americans will eat McDonalds exclusively for the next 4 years. Elon foretold it.

I love mcdonalds even more now knowing that trump worked at one and because the hamas loving commies want to boycott it
"I'll have one double cheese burger with fries"
"literal genocide111!!!!11!!! boycott now!!!!"
"make it a large and throw in some nuggets"

 

[HowWhyWhat?]

 

[Salt_Merchant]

The fun doesn't begin until 7 and 8 pm

how far away this that?

im a filthy foreigner but sadly i was unable to vote in your election for some reason.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Got my Yeungling and sweat tea, ready to cope and sneed.

 

[msd]

thread theme

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Every time the MoonMoon increases in gregariousness it takes a piece of the site with it.

At the last second before crashing it will become distracted by a GTA ERP e-thot and head over to bang them while her husband cries in the corner.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Which election streams are you watching tonight?

not watching any, but if Trump is announced as the winner tonight (unlikely), I may check on Vaush and Hasan just for lulz and to see them seethe

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Baris is live. He's a meme pollster. Good guy.

He just said exit polls are showing this might be the first election where hispanics outvote blacks. That would be massive. Congrats black people, you let them replace you.

 

[Lammy]

I wish project 2025 was like the lies about it. I preferred the lies tbqh

I wish the liberals were right about the part where Orange Hitler was going to implement it, particularly the part that was fearmongered most about: mandatory death penalty for pedos.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Girlboss President coming

Let the HRT brewing begin

Maybe I am just being hyperbolic but I swear to God if she wins and we have a fake and gay tyranny then I'm trooning out lol.

Okay jokes aside I hope the Teflon Don wins.

 

[SomeSpook]

Watch for the ballots coming in at 3 in the morning.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Null is a joyless faggot and his only pleasure in life is seeing people on the internet mad, that's why he forced this completely unnecessary merge.

It's funnier now that everyone is shitting up the same thread. Its an autism singularity, as it should be.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tbh I'd fuck that moon senseless. Someone R34 it.

I'm 10000% sure there's anthropomorphic Zelda moon waifu hentai out there already.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Wisconsin was twice as close as Pennsylvania last time.

I'd expect low turnout numbers this year for Wisconsin. The weather absolutely sucked today and I was like voter 1000 out of 15000 for my town at 3pm today.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I have work early in the morning, but sneeding all night about the election is more important

 

[Professor Donger]

can someone please inform me which of these states actually matter?

like isnt there like 7 swing states who will decide the election?

Trump needs to win Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, and North Carolina. Then, he'd only need one of the Rust Belt states to win, so Michigan, Wisconsin, or Pennsylvania.

Kamala has basically given up on the Sun Belt, so she needs the whole Rust Belt to win

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Null is a joyless faggot and his only pleasure in life is seeing people on the internet mad, that's why he forced this completely unnecessary merge.

this is what gamba does to a squirrel. absolutely joyless. try voting for kamala, chud.

 

[Fungus_Cat]

Can we have an "after election results reactions" thread?
It doesn't matter to me who will lose or win I just want to see the cope and seething from people when they lose.
Edit: nevermind