2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Schwarzwald]

If Trump flips one of the rust belt states and holds Arizona, it'd be funny to watch the Pennsylvania fight not really matter at that point.

Honestly, it would be pretty shocking at this point if Trump doesn't win two, if not all three Blue Wall states.

The math is beginning to look impossible for Hyena Lady.

 

[Fermented Biden]

PA IS 2% OVER WE'RE WINNING

 

[WelperHelper99]

The fuck is this? Trump is holding his fucking ground in Virginia at 64%. We landed on green boys, green has paid out, Bossman has blessed us!

 

[Raoul_Duke]

So they called Colorado before Georgia? What a joke.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

She should send Sleepy Joe out lmao.

"Well you know the uh....Its been a good run, its been a good 4 years! me and kamala we ah....we put every single tax dollar towards helping american citizens. And you know....trump! that guy, just wait and see what hes gonna do!"

 

[Tingle]

Jesus close some of those 66 windows my nigga lol

never

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

Somehow I doubt Jill Stein or Chase Oliver can win...

I think Jeb Bush still had a chance.

 

[MoarTard]

Trump is barely holding VA

I KNOW HE CAN DO IT

 

[The Saltening]

How is Kamala leading in AZ but not NM?

walter white gave out free meth for trump votes

 

[mindlessobserver]

LANCASTER FLIPPED RED AMISH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
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GOD'S PLAN!

 

[nelly98]

It's over for Kamala.

 

[Coccxys]

Trump is barely holding VA

Given he shouldn't be anywhere near flipping it, it is a ridiculous performance.

Look at the polls in VA from before the election

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Recreate the Mass Transit Incident?

Would do it in a fucking heartbeat

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Now I'm just waiting for Donald Trump and Joe Biden to have hot gay sex.

If you'd like, I can link you to a short story that involves Kamala Harris and Nick Fuentes.

Critics are raving:

Please never do creative writing again.

Winner of 13 Islamic Content ratings!

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Things aren't going very well on /r/538

 

[Finger Pistols]

Who wants live salt? You want live salt. Use this on twitter:

Trump kill myself within_time:4h

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I know most of these tards are baiting. But imagine having so little aspirations and enjoyment for life that you'd kill yourself over a politician being elected. The way some people have been radicalized is unreal!
As for me, a foreigner, I'll leave you Americans to your politics. Good luck, goodnight and god-sneed.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Does this feel like 2020 to you?

Reminds me of 4020 smoke up niggas

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Kotaku lolcow Alyssa Mercante is blaming Trump's lead on "the nerds", aka "gamers", aka "GamerGate".

 

[Snack Cracker]

LANCASTER FLIPPED RED AMISH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
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There might be be some drunken buggy racing tonight.

 

[relobotomized]

ITS INQVQTQBLE