2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I'm still here, I'm on the edge of my seat right now.

 

[Mentos]

Kotaku lolcow Alyssa Mercante is blaming Trump's lead on "the nerds", aka "gamers", aka "GamerGate".
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We leveled up!

 

[Brown Gollum]

Bruh Wisconsin looking real skin of the teeth atm. Both being 76k votes.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The most popular President in any of our lifetimes starred opposite a Chimp and made such stirringly informative educational films as "How to recognize a damn dirty Jap!"

Hi, I'm Ronald Reagan. You may recognize me from such films like "Dukakis ruined his campaign with that tank stunt" and "You're reading this in Phil Hartman's voice".

 

[draggs]

MOOD RN

 

[PurpleEater]

IOWA REDDDD

 

[The Saltening]

NM flipped for harris

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

I am having a really fun night reading the live tweets of the search "killing myself" and "literally shaking"

 

[John Badman]

Did Biden win?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What happened to Oregon? They switched it off.

They had to give the suicide hotline a break on call volume.

 

[Snack Cracker]

We're gonna be dooming hard tomorrow.

With that attitude, you sure are

 

[Train Operator]

we're gonna get a republican senate, republican house and an unleashed trump ready to fuck shit up.

 

[Ishtar]

Trump is still in the lead in the great lakes/rust belt barring Michigan.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

I have absolutely no faith that Trump has become "too big to rig." We're gonna be dooming hard tomorrow.

I've heard that you get paid for every interaction you get
go get that bread, chief

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Iowa called for Trump. Selzer BTFO.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If Trump wins VA he does not NEED Pennsylvania, but if VA flips and Pennsylvania goes blue would be very sussy.

The math doesn't work. Even rigging math. I'm looking at two maps right now. Kamala is in a fucking nose dive. They don't have enough fake ballots to fix this shit. They are FUCKED. I'm calling it, Trump wins. He gets Pennsylvania, and if, if, things stay steady in Virginia, he gets that too. He will have won at that point and the election WILL be called tomorrow, because she can't win at that point.

honest to god my kebab had a sharpie heart drawn on it. bossman gave me a diabolically tasty kebab n all. we're so back

We've always been back bro. Always.

 

[LeChampion1992]

The fix is coming. Trump is losing GA and reality is starting to sink in.

There will be no fix, we will fix voting, the rigging has no charisma and no testicles. No matter how hard it tries it's penis will always be phony and has zero testicle. The voter fraud is trans and will never be a real man.

 

[Ethereal Eye]

gawkala took WI and VA. RIP ITS JOEVER

AP still has Trump in the lead.

 

[thog]

We just want VA to be close. Winning is better, but it being this close is also a good omen.