2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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Who are you voting for?

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HOLY BASED (should have voted it for Bossman tho).
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Cemetery Support said:
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All 287,984 of these people need to have their sexual organs surgically removed, without anesthesia, on a stage, on television.
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Don't be mean to the RFK voters, he removed himself from the ballot in states where he thought he'd hurt Trump and kept himself on in states where he thought it'd hurt Kamala. Most of those votes are D's! Well okay, I guess that means you can still mutilate them, now that I think about it.
 
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Betonhaus said:
I wonder if the Amish will eventually concede to technology by having some members designated as "wizards" who are allowed to use advanced technology like social media on behalf of the community, but cannot marry and must stay celibate?
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They actually already kinda do allow modern technology. It has to be approved by the elders first and most of it gets tucked away in a shack if it's deemed too distracting to be in homes. They even have their own Amish-friendly versions of things like crank powered Linux laptops.
 
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