2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Nuns with guns]

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I dunno what any of this means, but seems like most of the uncounted votes are in philly.

Philly is at 70%.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's still gonna be another 2020. Wait for the ballot dumps.

Yes. We know. You've said. You don't have to keep reminding everyone. Do you work for Joe Biden, is it just force of habit at this point.

 

[Snack Cracker]

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CHRIST IS KING!

We made a decision as a Christ following people to select a candidate that represents Christian ideals, and look at that!

So many prayers and even more action, good show.
Proud of us Christ kiwis

 

[PositiveHatred]

Now, while I know this is early votes, and some have called WA with zero votes, as of now...
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lmfao

Wait till it gets to Seattle, then it'll flip blue

 

[King Metalia]

It feels like there's a dam about to burst anytime now.

And my god is that feeling euphoric

 

[invisibult plus+]

Bros why has Georgie been stalled at 88% for so long? Is the fix getting in?

Wait til 3am.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Will Republicans gain a majority in The House too? Imagine the SEETHE!

 

[Nuthatches]

I can't put into words how much I fucking love the suffering of redditors.

I unfortunately have redditor in-laws but thanksgiving will be fun for me at least

 

[Catboy Ranch]

This is very lackluster Democrat performance for Houston.

She didn't even break 10 points, she got 5.5%

 

[George Lucas]

TRUMP NEEDS TO CALL KEMP NOW

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

"All 7 battleground states are leading for Donald Trump"

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Georgia and Arizona really need to adopt Florida's voting regulations.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Everyone's doing an election stream. Freaking Metatron's doing one.

 

[Kayfabe]

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REDDITBROS WE WERE LIED TO

BAD-FAITH ANTI-SCIENCE MAGA CONSERVATIVE BOTS ARE EVERYWHERE, REMEMBER TO REPORT THEM TO THE MODERATORS WHO WILL DO THEIR WELL-PAID JOB.

 

[Space Police]

I cannot emphasize just how LIVID I am that Trump is winning. All the things you think he'll fix will just be made worse under his reign (and I say "reign" rather than "term" because you can sure bet Trump will try to make himself president-for-life). The Culture Wars will get worse than they've ever been because the usual suspects will have a substantiated excuse to be very whiny. The free internet, and the Kiwi Farms, will die because Trump will repeal Section 230 to censor anything that's not personally approved either by him or by Elon Musk. If you think the internet is bad now, being dominated by the same 5 social media sites, just wait until making a small forum or altchan requires a bunch of government permits and approvals. Two of Trump's biggest supporters/puppet masters, Peter Thiel and Elon Musk, own two massive tech sites they'd love as many people as possible to be on! The economy will go further down the drain because Trump won't respond well to national disasters; the whole reason why the economy is bad now is because Trump's pandemic response was so bad and he gave too many tax cuts to the rich. Imagine the massive tax cuts Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be getting. If you think the Democrats will have you eating bugs in a pod and wearing mind control implants, Trump will make sure you can't afford anything but that, and on top of that, Elon Musk sure wouldn't mind the mind control implants! He's already got the tech online to make you into a human slave for his stupid vanity projects! If you think you're fighting back against corrupt elites by supporting Trump, I sure hope you don't think Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and Vladimir Putin are elites, because Trump will have you go die for Putin! If you're not American and had no role in this mess, you'll have to die for Putin as well because Trump will Sammlungspolitik your country into unquestionably obeying his orders with threats of Russian nukes! If you think DEI is cheating qualified white males out of jobs, Trump will make sure that no young white male anywhere gets a job other than either shooting innocent Ukrainians and Eastern Europeans all so Putin can have a little more land in his empire, or working as an Elonbot in some soulless factory.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Bros why has Georgie been stalled at 88% for so long? Is the fix getting in?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Are we sleeping on Minnesota?

Is @Megaton Punch ?

 

[Sweet Baby Ink]

This is the best site on the uppercase I Internet. Let's fucking go bros.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Fucking hell, it's getting close to 4%.

 

[The handsome tard]

They''re so fucking MAD
They know they've lost
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"Muscular democracy"

translation "Through the usage of the highly corrupt and bias juridical branch, we made toilet paper out of our constitutional laws to punish the candidate that threatens the status quo ran by criminals and cheaters"

They aint fooling anyone.