2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Liquid Merlon]

In a VC fraeking out with my friends rn, just lost my voice LOL

 

[Fatpacks]

Reuters is telling me 250K votes left in Philadelphia, she could still flip PA.

If there's a chance it will flip, it will flip.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Whose the political equal to Mr. Satan?

Jeb Bush

 

[Megaton Punch]

This orange bastard is responsible for some of the tensest nights in my life.

The election thread in 2020 was just as fun as today's. Maybe more, because we weren't all jaded and still believed voting mattered.

 

[Blackhole]

how's your little keys doin there little buddy?
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by the way, great hair.

He looks like a baby monkey thats about to be tortured to death by an Indonesian

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Massive order for printer ink just placed by PA and GA, theyre overworking their printers to steal the count

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Penn slowly trending down, but so far holding at 2.8%

 

[Ghostse]

Prop 36 passed in California.

Niggers and Sheboons can hang now.

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Not just that, but prop 6 is failing, they can be put to work in the fields.
The next Red State?!

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Dude, she has over 40k tweets. That's 1.) a sign of mental illness but also 2.) like two likes a tweet.

She definitley has an Only Fans. A hot idiot like that will have thousands of simps.

 

[Slumbie]

Imagine how smug Joe Biden must be right now. Democrats forced him to step down because of his age and it might cost them the election.

Probably not smug at all. He’s probably not feeling anything at the moment.

 

[GunCar Gary]

It's pretty obvious Trump's winning. Heil Trumpler.

Enjoy a mental retard for a President.

woman moment

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Friendly reminder of what happened last time in PA

 

[porkWellington]

NYT line is going lower and Trump's lead in Georgia is dropping under 180k; Trump was over 200k ahead. Assuming Dem votes are finally being counted.

 

[Nod Flenders]

PA hasn't been called because of Cameron County.

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However, Cameron would not mean Kamala wins. It has a population of 4k and supposedly Trump was leading.

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Cameron County last voted Democrat in 1964. I think Trump has this.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

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I’m not too sure, but something tells me she didn’t earn those 22k+ likes in an organic way

That woman is fat and I would not have sex with it.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

What's hilarious is if the Democrats didn't cheat in the last election, they would be saying goodbye to Trump right now.

 

[CallmeCicada]

In a VC fraeking out with my friends rn, just lost my voice LOL

Have a drink with your friendds for us on kiwi bro.

 

[Harvey Danger]

By the way, big props to @Null for the Election Night MATI stream. By autistically clicking through maps and county breakdowns, he's been more informative than the cable news channels I have muted on TV. The news hamster is easier on the eyes than the anchors too.

Kino Kasino is borderline obnoxious, but Null keeps dragging them back on track, and they're good to bounce stuff off of from time to time.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

can we all spit on ann seltzer now? Trump currently at +15 in Iowa with 83% of votes in. Suffa bish.,

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Jeb Bush

But people liked Mr. Satan.