2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Burnt Effigy]

Here is an election map to provide some nice food for thought.

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Tiebreakers are house decided, and right now, trump is in a great position, not guaranteed though.

 

[Chandelier]

I think one of the most remarkable things about politics is how people won't be able to process this sentence:
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Like, their brains aren't able to comprehend a pro-abortion Trumper.

Shocker: people can vote to abort and deport. You do not have to vote for the same thing as a Democrat. It appears Arizona will vote in favour of it as well.

ABORT AND DEPORT, BABY

 

[mentally retarded user]

We are going to Rape so much we are going to get tired of Raping

 

[Kayfabe]

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this man's face deeply troubles me. there's something so off about it.

Nigga looks like that alien from Men in Black who dresses up in human skin and tries to behave like a human.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Now Reddit wants Biden to destroy the country
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biden ain't gonna do shit

 

[repentance]

How did Democrats fuck up this bad lol

She did nothing to earn the nomination and they expected voters to just "vote blue no matter who". They did the same with Hillary.

 

[Nitro!]

It seeming like everything is frozen. I'm still watching Maine, reporting only 29%. Can't even blame it on the rural counties, Portland is only 36% counted. Get on with it!

Now Reddit wants Biden to destroy the country

He tried!

 

[The Saltening]

these last few states are cooking up some bullshit. there is NO WAY IT TAKES THIS LONG

 

[mongrelmuch]

Are y'all ready for another 4 years of every single piece of media you consoom constituting of only "orange man is bad" jokes?

Jokes on you, I get my news exclusively from KF

 

[BigJoey41X]

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this man's face deeply troubles me. there's something so off about it.

this nigga wearing makeup as a MAN LMAO KWAB

 

[Megaton Punch]

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this man's face deeply troubles me. there's something so off about it.

When you were a kid did you ever chew eye holes in a piece of bologna and wear it like a mask? Because that's what his face reminds me of.

 

[TheThreadIsDead578]

holy fuck its so close

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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Is this Google metric copium or are we— as the Zoomers say— cooked?

It's disgusting to see her getting closer.

 

[PurpleEater]

we did it folks

we're nearly there

 

[FamicomGorby]

Now Reddit wants Biden to destroy the country
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I'm almost tempted to think that Biden will resign just so that Kamala can be president for a month. That's gay enough the democrats would do it.

 

[mlanguishi]

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I'll be so glad to see that sisson faggot and harris go away for good.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Some more TYT gleanings:
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Spoiler: and the senate?

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Ana is trying not to laugh, the rest are about to explode from anger.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

they are legit crunching the numbers to know how much ballots to print lmao.
come on, call this shit. i want to go to bed

 

[Cherry Dude]

CNN literally just said there aren't enough votes in GA for Harris to win even if she wins 100% of the outstanding votes.

 

[BradCarter]

Troon

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I'd throw him in a woodchipper even if it made eggs 2 cents more expensive though