2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Strange Wilderness]

Alaska takes forever. They'll probably still be counting a month from now.

The moose they use to carry the ballots just keep stopping to eat grass. Cut them some slack.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

Why have an election when we already have a great king in DarkSydePhil?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Wayne County, Michigan is still only 24% reporting. Eyes up

 

[Betonhaus]

Alaska takes forever. They'll probably still be counting a month from now.

if Trump somehow only takes Pennsylvania and Georgia he's going to need those three votes

 

[30+GameOvers]

Has this been posted yet?

 

[The Saltening]

I have a feeling that GA and either WI or PA are going to be called soon.

GA is called on decisiondesk. IDK what is going on

 

[NEOSLACKER]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Are y'all ready for another 4 years of every single piece of media you consoom constituting of only "orange man is bad" jokes?

You act like they haven't been doing that for the past 4 years under Biden

 

[Jinn in the phone]

Honestly still shocked they kept Virginia blue. The whole state is top heavy from the DC overflow

 

[Day of the Cope]

Here is an election map to provide some nice food for thought.

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"Nice fuckin' model!"

 

[Killing and Eating People]

They could still steal it, but it would be fucking egregious.

 

[Shazam]

My dick can only get so erect.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

chunk yogurt saying that the kamala campaign will accept defeat and won't challenge it.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Over at the Kamala Harris HQ party...

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Look at that Harry Potter looking dude in the back.

 

[The handsome tard]

Are y'all ready for another 4 years of every single piece of media you consoom constituting of only "orange man is bad" jokes?

Trump winning or losing, they were going to do that anyway.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Hopefully you can do that in between napalming families in Kiev.

I don't live in Kiev, so not my problem.

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

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this man's face deeply troubles me. there's something so off about it.

too much plastic surgery and botox. He used to be a normal looking guy.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

Has this been posted yet?
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Kamala needs it, she's been getting felted all night

 

[Fatpacks]

It's disgusting to see her getting closer.

I told you it was going to happen. Trump's lead is vanishing and he's gonna lose every other swing state.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

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Is this Google metric copium or are we— as the Zoomers say— cooked?

No idea. I wanna know what's the hold up.