2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[FILTH Tourist]

Harris is probably wasted right now, if the magic 60 electoral votes comes to her all of a sudden her victory speech is gonna be like a killstream monologue

"I win bish!"

 

[Schwarzwald]

Darn 13 point margin narrow victories. Trump juuuuust eked out Florida and Iowa.

 

[FamicomGorby]

>Pennsylvania and Alaska will get Trump over the line

We bought Alaska from Russia. Ironically, Russia may have saved America.

"Did President Andrew Johnson collude with the Russians to elect Trump?"

"I win bish!"

IT'S TAX FREE!

 

[Gar For Archer]

Whenever I see WI I think Wichigan.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It ends in the 1am hour!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

my enthusiasm has waned and my penis is drained

 

[Sekirodiealot]

I PUT NIGGAS IN JAIL FOR WEED!!! - Kamala

Kamala: If you don't have money and my votes by 10:03, i'm killing you AND him.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

This is the gayest thing I have ever heard. Have some balls AP and call it faggots.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Reuter called New Mexico for Kamala

 

[Looney Troons]

Come on. I want to read some kino suicide baiting on Reddit. Finish it.

 

[Dana scully]

Wait why some news reporting he won Georgia and other news are not

 

[UCT]

>Pennsylvania and Alaska will get Trump over the line

We bought Alaska from Russia. Ironically, Russia may have saved America.

Life is truly hilarious sometimes

 

[Ishtar]

Saw the NYT calling Ga for trump. Harris has to win every rust belt state and AZ now.

Trump just needs PA, (though winning a few more certainly wouldn’t hurt).

 

[Wash away the rain]

Big copeing from Harris sisters or late night ballot dumps who knows anything is possible.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

kamalabros, i don't feel so good

 

[The Last Stand]

The steal in the remaining swing states is more brazen than ever.

And they're still going to get away with it.

You're too thirsty to be a troll.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

AP refusing to call Georgia Not anymore!

https://apnews.com/live/trump-harris-election-updates-11-5-2024#00000193-0003-d562-a1bb-3817a1a10000

A Decision Desk update on Georgia

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Trump is leading in Georgia, but the AP still sees a path — albeit a very narrow one — for Harris to take the lead in the state. Harris is bettering Trump in the votes cast before Election Day, and there are still potentially enough of those kinds of votes left to be counted to push her ahead of the former president. The race is still too early to call.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1854034776815972649 (archive)

 

[Pig Cups]

Just wait until 3AM. The F-curve is going to hit us all like a freight train.

Cope more, sir.

 

[All Smiles]

Entirety of Reddit is red faced, screaming. Liquid shit is blasting out their ass like a fire hydrant