2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[barrow greeter]

New York Times website has defaulted to ">95%"

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Switched back to MSNBC. Gonna enjoy watching this

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

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Wew lads

95 boys


IT'S DONE GO HOME LIBERALS.

 

[Sithis]

This has been amazing so far lmao this is like a more drawn out version of 2016, I'm glad I got to share it with you bunch of crazy autistic fucks. I really need to get some sleep but I wanna see at least one more go for him.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

https://youtu.be/oE52OoZUd8I?si=iLE5IvZEiOimwZfm

"Wow, you're really strong. By alot. But not too much. We have the greatest voters. I hope the democratic party comes back stronger. You're fired.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

trump ONLY down 50k in minnisota. Hes been gaining, was down 100k

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I demand a sequel. Preferably “Deja Vu”.

 

[Fermented Biden]

So you are saying Jill still has a chance?

Howard Dean still has this in the bag

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'll apologize to everyone for being a doomer

Just have fun brutha, no need for apologies. Time to bully people on reddit.

 

[MoarTard]

GET FUCKED GROVER CLEVELAND

 

[The Last Stand]

I think Kamela's either drunk or fighting with Dr. Jill in some back room.

 

[draggs]

This whole thing really is one hell of a comeback story if you think about it

THAT'S WHAT MURICA IS ABOUT INNIT IT?

 

[Looney Troons]

@Fatpacks Get fucked you faggot.

The ratio is satisfying

 

[AmHole]

And all they had to do is let Trump win in 2020. In the immortal words of Joker,
"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I agree with this guy, @Fatpacks you disgusting loser faggot.


A little bit of other news, that sausage link was not good, it wasn't good at all, been shitting my guts out for 2 hours. and I would do it again, it only went off in my stella soaked belly like a hand grenade.

That clowns been quiet since Kamalas team shut down their discord.

 

[BigJoey41X]

@Fatpacks SHOW YOURSELF FAGGOT

 

[Rudy Coleman]

THE DISCORD HAS FALLEN!!!!!!!!! AKIN TO THE FUHRER BUNKER

 

[Local Farmer]

I said I wasn't gonna mess with the internet tonight, but this is getting too compelling to turn off. I really hope Trump pulls this off, because this is unbelievable at this point.

I'll apologize to everyone for being a doomer once Kamala throws in the towel. Or if...but I dunno, the ballot printers are slow tonight.

Inshallah, if you make your Hajj to Mar-a-Lago you shall be forgiven for you sins

 

[Fatpacks]

Arizona is 100% going to flip to blue. 55% reporting in, and Harris leads in both the high population centers ...which are of course slow.

If the final result in Maricopa has the same percentage as the current tally, then there are 19,606 additional excess harris votes out there. The statewide margin is only 14,000. So Maricopa alone flips it to harris. Pima county will add even more.

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The red mirage is coming...

 

[TelluricAge]

>steal the election
>insert Manchurian cornpop
>prosecute US citizens for Jan 6th
>fill your cabinet with trannies
>make your press secretaries the most smug cunts you can find
>inflation explodes
>open borders
>relentless hordes of brown people coming in
>give them all cellphones and $5000 visa cards
>mock US citizens
>let major wars erupt all over the world
>promise student loan forgiveness
>immediately renege on student loan forgiveness
>mock US Citizens
>attempt to prosecute your political opponent
>mock US Citizens
>gaslight people on states rights abortion
>focus all of your energy on trannies
>fail at gaslighting America to think Cornpop does not have dementia
>try to assassinate your political rival
>miss the shot
>let cornpop drool and shit himself in a debate on live tv
>admit he has dementia after assuring he does not
>install retard VP with no due process
>let the VP pick her VP as a closeted gay childfucking tampon loving weirdo
>give zero effort in campaigning
>campaign slogan is “we’re not going back”
>everyone wants to go back because life wasn’t hell
>use celebrities that are all connected to diddy for endorsements
>get BTFO in the election

I’m not sure how this strategy could cause the Democrats to lose the Presidency and the Senate

The retarded charade of a campaign that they placed Kamala was as braindead of an idea three months ago as it is now. I only hope Joe's brain can comprehend enough of what's going on to have some sort of catharsis that his replacement still fucked up.