2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[John Badman]

I’m so fucking comfy. I need me some Tyson’s tendies with ketchup.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

He’s going to win the popular 100%

Yup. That is gonna be the true meltdown lmao

 

[Alter Ego]

Thank you, Null.

 

[Paper Machete]

We are so back, for real this time.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

DONALD TRUMP IS 2-0 AGAINST FEMALE CANIDATES!

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Did we win?

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

NIGGER RIGGERS DENIED
3AM BALLOT DUMPS DENIED
WEEK LONG COUNTING DENIED

2 GENDERS
2 SCOOPS
2 BIG
2 RIG
2 TERMS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

two genders *wipes a tear** damn straight

* (not really, but kind of)

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Feels downright heavenly from here.

I wonder what it’s like to have an entire country vote TTD.

Josh pointed this out that I think 50% of voters think trans rights have gone to far, trans issues was very unpopular for the left.

I know it's possible for Trump to lose but at this point it's almost impossible.

 

[Betonhaus]

Back of the hand maths is that Harris needs 52% of all remaining Pa votes to flip it blue.
I don't know which counties she can get that from.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY, NIGGER.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE TO SAY BUT IM POOSTING ANYWAYS IM POOOSSTTIIINGGG LETS GOOOOOO TOTAL CHUD PATRIQT VICTORY

 

[Lean In Ban]

Bros are we going to get a troon screaming "NOOOOO!" this time as the Donald ascends his throne?

 

[The Saltening]

My friends are sobbing and I have to pretend to be despondent but this is fucking hilarious.

fuck em. call em niggers and laugh! LAUGH IN THEIR FACES

 

[Egregore]

WE DID IT, WE FUCKING DID IT KIWIS! I can finally go to sleep now. Good night and God bless.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@AnOminous

 

[kcbbq]

He’s going to win the popular 100%

It's like magic.

 

[Ethereal Eye]

Inb4 they did in fact plan to dump more ballots but completely fucked up the timing by a day KEK

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I can't overstate how happy I am with tonight's results. Good night to all of you and many thanks to those that have kept this thread rolling with information. Not you though @Fatpacks. Backflip into a wood chipper faggot.

 

[Beavis]

Get your cock out for trump and peanut RN!!!

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

BREAKING: An airplane full of 6,000,000 Harris votes just hit the DNC!