2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Useful_Mistake]

All due respect to your professionalism, do you have another source that isn't FOX? I cannot find anything that says otherwise.

Fox and Decision Desk are the only ones to call it so far.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Decision Desk Republicans now favored to win the House.

 

[Vining]

Time to party

 

[Hammerstein]

DEI dies tonight.

 

[SugarKane]

I love you all you glorious bastards 2016 IS BACK BBY
this shit going in the history books.

 

[01169]

Colonize Mars. now!

 

[Monolith]

orange man back

 

[Coldgrip]

Damn near midnight over here, but I'm pouring a drink to celebrate.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

God I hope we get Kayleigh back as press secretary

Spoiler: hawt

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Holy fucking shit I forgot that Harris has to Certify the election.

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING, she is going to be FUCKING SEETHING.

Has this ever happened before? A serving VP having to certify their own loss? To the former president they beat no less?

God I fucking love living in interesting times.

 

[Ten Different Dudes]

With this, is Gocktober finally over for good?

 

[I’m Ben Murphy]

Fuck the doomers, we are beyond back!

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

Frens.

 

[whahahahaha]

FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

 

[John Badman]

Trump is backstage ready to speak after the election is called.

 

[The Saltening]

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

I thought you niggers moved on to Bluey.

As a parent I have to deal with both lmao

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

My favorite Dem seethe is at the Jill Stein voters when she got 1% of the vote, at best.

In Wayne county she bled off 2.7% of the vote so far which is pretty funny.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

lol Chunk Yogurt is coming out as a TERF

"we lost cause we pushed trans issues to hard!"

Fucking perfect

 

[UnKillFill]

WHERE'S THAT FAGGOT HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN

At least you didn't tag him, but he promised to stay out of here tonight if we promised to leave him the fuck alone... I still don't believe that we won yet.. But there's no reason to be a dick. Do better.

Edit: Sorry, I meant *can't* believe, not *don't* believe... I've been drinking tonight. The rest of the sentiment is the same though.