2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[KEKMUHLORD]

The gap between these networks calling the same state is hilarious

You can just feel the seething lmao

 

[Breadbassket]

Cenk Uygur having a meltdown about the Democratic Party, donors and mainstream media. He is almost in tears.

 

[Cuckoman]

Very weak bullshit election.
You want me to sit and watch the show and and there is no fucking rioting, no looting, no AutoZone of KFC in flames.
Not even any white liberal women screaming racist slurs at black and latino men for them being responsible for Kamala losing.
It felt low energy and really never got me hooked.

I give this election a 2/10. Total waste of time. Do fucking better next time or I will stop watching this show.
The showrunners for 2016 were much better. Feels like DEI bullshit took over and ruinied the show.

 

[Gehenna]

AP still refuses to and is -still- justifying their Georgia call. Oh what I would give to be a fly on the wall there.

 

[Devious Dave]

theyre putting me in a camp tomorrow and you people are cheering... wow

 

[Non-breath oblige]

Trump is going to begin his victory speech within the next few minutes

(VERY SOON)

It's been "very soon" for like the past hour or so.

 

[kcbbq]

How the hell did the Donald have coattails?

 

[RandomInteger]

It was around this time last election we were stuck in limbo and Trump got on the podium to do the whole"Don't worry, we're going to court. We're going to court." speech right?

 

[Ethereal Eye]

Fatpacks went radio silent KEK

 

[Fred Herbert]

Damn it.

I betted everything I owned on a surprise Biden victory due to a mass write in campaign for the most popular President in history. I thought the Biden train was unstoppable.

I lost everything.

I blame those bastards Peanut & Fred for this.

 

[Sithis]

Pennsylvania is at 95% with a 200,000 Trump ballot lead over Kamala, and not only is PA dragging their ass to finish counting but the associated press doesn't want to call it either.

Kamala can't win, what are they waiting for?

It's not even "officially" called on many leftoid sources and there are already enough people posting suicide threats that reddit posted a hotline to a main subreddit.

My guess is they want to wait until tomorrow so they don't accidentally trigger a bunch of retards to an hero overnight when they're less likely to have someone notice them trying to hang their stupid selves.

 

[God of Nothing]

I TOLD YOU KIWIBROS. I TOLD YOU.

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Fucking historical up in this bitch

 

[SugarKane]

Joe send his regard kamala

 

[Jinn in the phone]

It just feels delicious to dance on the graves of shitlibs. "We will not go Back!!!"

 

[centerfolds]

I can't believe a thing has actually happened it been so long since things have ever actually happened

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Has this ever happened before? A serving VP having to certify their own loss? To the former president they beat no less?

God I fucking love living in interesting times.

In 2000, Al Gore had to certify his own defeat

 

[Giga Brainlet]

God Bless all you kiwis! I was here!

 

[Spud]

should've fucking bet money on this

There's DJT stock you can bet with. I'm gonna buy some more for a laugh.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

BREAKING NEWS FROM WISCONSIN!!!!

 

[God of Nothing]

Fatpacks went radio silent KEK

the fed fud done fuc'd fup