2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Blewberry Nausea]

More attention whores

 

[Ghostse]

Now that Trump is in the whitehouse again, it is time for Fags and Muslims to get the fuck out of America.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Be me.

Occupy a socioeconomic space where the POTUS and their party changes precisely fuck all in my life. Just vote for faggy lulz reasons instead.

2016 - vote for Hillary because I'm a bit meh on Trump at that point and I think it'll be funny to both put the world's most unlikeable lizard-person in the white house, and to have Bill Clinton pussy hunting around the white house like it's 1995 again. Trump wins.

2020 - vote for Trump because I think it'll be funny to make all of the shitlibs I know miserable for another 4 years. Joe wins.

2024 - vote for Kamala because I feel like the Trump train is finally Joever and Kamala is an even bigger, browner, more unlikeable autistic lizard than Hillary. Trump wins.

I should probably stop voting, tbh.

 

[Allanon]

AP seems to be refusing to call PA or WI

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Like I said on the US politics thread there will be no pundit position or cushy consult position. She's radioactive.

Wonder if that was the plan all along. The DNC is not going to be the girlboss without being a leash (figuratively), and Kamala is either too rebellious or too dumb to play by the DNC's rules.

I remember hearing this back in 2016, good memories.

 

[UCT]

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Today we win back the country, tomorrow..... WE CLAIM MARS!!

 

[WhiskeyJack]

I literally just woke up, been sick all day with a nasty stomach bug (I did vote though). How close was my 312 EV prediction and how is the Senate and House looking?

 

[Positron]

Americans have said NO to having an annoying half indian nagging nigger bitch president.

The free world has escaped pornocracy, rule by a prostitute.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Man, if we didn't run dipshit Kari Lake we probably could have gotten another senate seat, oh well.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Null is tired of winning zzzzz

 

[StrawberryDouche]

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Cenk Uygur having a meltdown about the Democratic Party, donors and mainstream media. He is almost in tears.

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Someone PLEASE MAKE A YOUNG TURKS meltdown comp. Dame pesos become a troon…

 

[kickingstones]

You know Trump's power is legit if he can get this to become a senator in Nevada

 

[barrow greeter]

God bless Terry

all these glow niggers and their plans will be exposed

White men code their own kernels

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

fuck off ap

 

[Alter Ego]

Feels like CNN is stalling with their fancy map TV.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

"Chuds: in my exile I have heard your voice; I have come back in spite of all obstacles, and all dangers. Your President, called to the throne by the choice of the people, and raised on your sneeds, is restored to you; come and join him.” - Trump to Maga supporters on his return to the White House, November 6th, 2024.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

The remaining votes are largely rural though.

You are underestimating Harris. There was a reason why her team made a camo Harris/Walz hat. They have the rural vote locked down.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

I literally just woke up, been sick all day with a nasty stomach bug (I did vote though). How close was my 312 EV prediction and how is the Senate and House looking?

Right on the money, senate is already won, house is extremely likely.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

He's been officially felted.