Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

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If I understand this correctly, he wants to live in a mobile bus, that is, drive around the country in a bus that is converted into a home? And he wants it to run on solar power...

Bus motors pack around 200 kW. Under optimal conditions (1000 W/m², that is, a clear summer with nearly vertical insolation) and high-quality PV (20%, like those used on that solar Lolcowplane), he'd need 1000 m² of PV -- a square of around 32 m side length. On cloudy days, he'd need much more, e.g. with 20% capacity factor (Southern California, Texas, Nevada...) 5000 m² of PV. Does he plan to put them on a gigantic trailer and pull them around everywhere he goes?
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
I think Jake is more likely to end up living in a van down by the river.
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Btw, please recap me on this since I really stopped following him after whatever the fuck happened between him, Allison, and Fran.

How do you figure he would be living that way? He can always give up his ass. If he shaved his beard he would be prime rib boy pussy for the gays.

The hipster lifestyle is a lifestyle he cannot afford. It's also unobtainable since many people who can afford that lifestyle make at least six figures. Does he even have a job?
 
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The hipster lifestyle is a lifestyle he cannot afford. It's also unobtainable since many people who can afford that lifestyle make at least six figures. Does he even have a job?
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He has a temp job doing QA tests for Cynogenmod which he'll be losing if not already. He'll likely have some type of web developer job soon, which is respectable and for a lolcow commendable.

But he'll still be a nu-male cuck.
 
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How do you figure he would be living that way? He can always give up his ass. If he shaved his beard he would be prime rib boy pussy for the gays.
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Not quite. Three reasons:
  1. Bluntly: That goonybeard conceals a very oddly shaped head. He needs his facial hair at some length or he looks fucking bizarre and E.T.-like IMO, but he doesn't have the right jaw structure to really sell "manly scruff" either.
  2. He's a skinnyfat sissy. Too heavy to throw around and too squishy to impress. If you're in the business and you aren't selling as barely legal bait, you are familiar with more gym equipment than just the elliptical or treadmill and you have visible results of using it.
  3. The (Jake) Johnson piercing means a section of his clientele is going to nope right out because he can't switch hit or top safely with that thing (they tear condoms and break teeth). The good news is market bias is towards bottoms, but then he'd have to actually do that competently and without shrieks and titters.
His best bet would be selling himself as a bear-friendly otter, but those don't really make much money since you can find plenty of chasers in that demographic in the places it congregates (which also are the ones most likely to accept the dongle attachment, funnily enough). I mean, never say never, but the "industry" today in the lucrative sectors is mostly a collection of gym bunnies and twinks who also do some amount of porn (even if it's just Chaturbate, which in and by itself can be amazingly lucrative if you play it right) as advertising.

It'd be hilarious to see him actually try, though. The hallmark of the Rapps is a comedy of ineptitude, after all. Watching him set up a Chaturbate and categorically refuse to do anything that would actually earn him tokens (and thus money) and just trying to lecture on sensitivity and wearing safety pins for feelgoodness would be pretty classic to see go down.
 
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Jubileus said:
Not quite. Three reasons:
  1. Bluntly: That goonybeard conceals a very oddly shaped head. He needs his facial hair at some length or he looks fucking bizarre and E.T.-like IMO, but he doesn't have the right jaw structure to really sell "manly scruff" either.
  2. He's a skinnyfat sissy. Too heavy to throw around and too squishy to impress. If you're in the business and you aren't selling as barely legal bait, you are familiar with more gym equipment than just the elliptical or treadmill and you have visible results of using it.
  3. The (Jake) Johnson piercing means a section of his clientele is going to nope right out because he can't switch hit or top safely with that thing (they tear condoms and break teeth). The good news is market bias is towards bottoms, but then he'd have to actually do that competently and without shrieks and titters.
His best bet would be selling himself as a bear-friendly otter, but those don't really make much money since you can find plenty of chasers in that demographic in the places it congregates (which also are the ones most likely to accept the dongle attachment, funnily enough). I mean, never say never, but the "industry" today in the lucrative sectors is mostly a collection of gym bunnies and twinks who also do some amount of porn (even if it's just Chaturbate, which in and by itself can be amazingly lucrative if you play it right) as advertising.

It'd be hilarious to see him actually try, though. The hallmark of the Rapps is a comedy of ineptitude, after all. Watching him set up a Chaturbate and categorically refuse to do anything that would actually earn him tokens (and thus money) and just trying to lecture on sensitivity and wearing safety pins for feelgoodness would be pretty classic to see go down.
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Are you sure? I don't know if this video been posted, but here he is without a beard. His head looks perfectly fine to me.

 
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So you want to live in a bus rather than a condo or apartment.

Let him.
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It's probably less about wanting to, and more about realizing that he's poor as fuck, while also making it seem like it's what he really wants. His wife's e-begging is unlikely to explode at this point, and his attempt to become a programmer, through a process that makes ArsDigita look like a good idea, is probably not that lucrative.

Now he's preparing to live in a van down by the river.
 
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Jake gives off a social climber vibe to me, like he wants to be a perfect hipster.
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Not so much social climbing as just the lack of an inner life. He imprints heavily from whoever's nearest him. When he was in Minnesota he wanted to be a perfect Christian, when he married Alison he wanted to be a perfect whore, and when he started hanging around tech dudebros he wanted to be a perfect startup-culture digital nomad.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Not so much social climbing as just the lack of an inner life. He imprints heavily from whoever's nearest him. When he was in Minnesota he wanted to be a perfect Christian, when he married Alison he wanted to be a perfect whore, and when he started hanging around tech dudebros he wanted to be a perfect startup-culture digital nomad.
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Pretty much this.

He doesn't have much of a self-identity, he just chameleons into the habits of the people he most admires at that point in time or what he sees as popular. He's like that stereotypical character in some cartoons who follows the trends hoping to fit in with the "cool crowd"

At least the current crowd + Fran seem to move him towards more positive trends, but there's a certain sadness in knowing it's still not really him expressing himself. Just how he thinks the world wants him to be.
 
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KotAGoR VIII said:
It's probably less about wanting to, and more about realizing that he's poor as fuck, while also making it seem like it's what he really wants. His wife's e-begging is unlikely to explode at this point, and his attempt to become a programmer, through a process that makes ArsDigita look like a good idea, is probably not that lucrative.

Now he's preparing to live in a van down by the river.
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Hasn't he just been living with Fran though? And she has a decent job.
 
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