2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Kamala is drinking hard, Trump is waiting for it to be a sure thing before he starts to brag.

This is 2016 all over again. Why can't these female candidates not drink their ass off on election night? Wonder who she was screaming about like how Hillary screamed about Comey and Obama? Can't wait to find out.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

She's also dumb as shit. Who wants her opinion?

Leaving aside the fact that I am a Trump supporter, I think it's an excellent thing for America that their first female President isn't some whore who sucked and fucked all the way to the top

honestly. it would have made people extremely even more racist and sexist. actual walking diversity hire. fentanyl floyd in a 'failing to the top' weird nigger sheboon

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Kamala is also just a horrible candidate.

WAS a horrible candidate.

She  was a horrible candidate.

 

[Takodachi]

The meltdowns on r/SuicideWatch are just the cherry on top of all this

 

[Relinquish]

Clipping meltdowns
There's a chance that some of them you've already saw, but I want to have all of them in one place
TYY, Clipped by Shamoo

Hasan literally crying and coping with a tissue

More coping

CNN, Van Jones crying

PLEASE POST MORE VIDS

 

[Adolf Hepburn]

It's over. Have a Quarter Pounder and go to sleep friends.

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[Cantercoin]

This has been one helluva ride and its been a pleasure to watch (most of it) unfold

 

[RestoreDaFagYiff]

Yes, because that post was a truly genuine request for people to apologize to me and not having a bit of fun while patting myself on the back a bit that I called a "50-50 race" (per the media and betting markets as recently as yesterday) four months ago within one state while also being right on the popular vote being close, you fucking sperg.

And mine wasn't asspie? Just because I recognize you looked like a retard doesn't mean I disagree with you. If you think I'm offended because I can type more than 2 syllables you're sadly mistaken. I type long unhinged autistic spergs because it's fun. I literally have gpts that could do it for me and I type them because it's fun. Just like how fun it is to mount your head on the wall and screw it in with your nut sack. You should try sperging out more often you fool waste of gods previous gift of oxygen. You might find the psychopathic nature of typing long-winded rants about meaningless bullshit entertaining to do.

 

[The Noise]

I spent 10 minutes trying to type up something clever, but I couldn't. I just wanted to say I'm glad to be here. It's tremendous to be here tonight. Thanks, all.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Heard the media seethe that "Trump grew up in wealth and plays a role to appeal to working people"

No faggots, he is always himself, you can cope and sneer at working people or you can understand he can try to understand and be honest to working people. Journalists are useless fags

 

[Fapcop]

What a WONDERFUL MORNING here in Europe!

I bring you delicious Kos cope!

A DK poster has a momentary flash of sanity…


But is of course quickly “corrected”: MEN ARE THE PROBLEM!


“WE DID SO GREAT!”


CLEARLY IT MUST BE FRAUD!!!


NOOOO!!! It’s the BILLIONAIRES!!


No, no, no! It’s the LATINOS FAULT!!


FUCKING SPICS!! YOU DESERVE GETTING DEPORTED!!!

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Jack Smith has to be fleeing back to the Netherlands right now.

I just wonder if NYC will actually sentence Trump until January in a Johnny Sacks situation just because that's all they can do.

Smith, Fanny Willis, Alvin Bragg, Chrostopher Steele, Adam Schiff, Pelosi, and all the others who used lawfare to go after Trump. I want every one of them fucking jailed.

 

[Cemetery Support]

I stepped outside, I heard a group of guys screaming "WE'RE SO BAAACK! WE'RE SO BAAAAACK!!"

 

[Adolf Hepburn]

It's over. Have a Quarter Pounder and go to sleep friends.

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[Glowing In The Streets]

OH LAWDS HE COMING

 

[Beautiful Border]

This election is like Napoleon's 100 Days campaign, if Napoleon actually won. Fucking legendary.

 

[Brown Gollum]

This was a wild spectacle to witness. An even bigger upset for the Democrats than in 2016. Even with their victory in 2020 we all knew that wasn’t going to last. Biden’s Mental Decline was going to bite them in the ass long term anyways, and with Kamala basically being artificially mooched into the position (with no goal or vision being presented whatsoever) it would only be a matter of time till she faces the same fate Hillary did.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Fuck it. Drinking tonight! God bless my kiwiniggers!

 

[Keystone]

It's wild seeing Baron literally towering over everyone else when you consider how short he was last time his victorious dad was on stage. Yeah yeah I know, puberty, growth spurt, yadda yadda, still.

 

[invisibult plus+]

AP FINALLY CALLED PA.