2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Amelia Troonheart]

Mandate of heaven bitches. God loves us and wants to give us a chance to become greater than ever before.

To paraphrase a Trump parody rap:
"I'll give you one for free
cuz I don't tax tips:
If you swing at the GOAT
you better not miss"

fuck you kamala you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER be president because you don't deserve the privilege and the honor. Eat shit.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

time to go to sleep and hope they don't find 500k extra votes for Kamala in various states by the time I wake up

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

You really think she will even show up?

she's on nigger time, which means late, if she shows up at all

concession speeches 'aren't her job'

holy shit dana white speech. he's an ego faggot but wow. gave speech

 

[Monolith]

 

[George Lucas]

Lets be brutally honest

The MSM is overjoyed that Trump is back. It means 4 more years of following his every word, his every action, his every blunder and boo boo.

They never had such ratings then 2016 to 2020.

Behind the scenes all the grifters, grafters and shills are filled with glee that Old Donny is back in town. They will feast like never before.

I’m going to say this one time:

Spoiler

kill yourself.

 

[The Saltening]

 

[Ishtar]

Alaska just needs to get the damn vote in and it’ll be over even if Kamala somehow wins every other state still in contention.

I’ve heard rumblings Nevada has been called or will be soon, if so it’s finally over.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

They'll call MN, but not WI? Faggots.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

You really think she will even show up?

she's on nigger time, which means late, if she shows up at all

concession speeches 'aren't her job'

holy shit dana white speech. he's an ego faggot but wow. gave speech

 

[CEO of Gay]

Trump won so hard it broke Null's server's twice? Damn. I'm sorry you have to suffer this, Null.

How many of you are enjoying trump's speech right now?

He's rambling about Elons Amazing Rocket. This guy can't shut up, and I don't want him to.

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

KAMALA CAN STILL COME IN CLUTCH DAMMIT

NBC: NOOO, we didn't say you could celebrate!

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[umseriously]

Damn trump at 267 according to AP. You guys think he can secure the final 3 votes from the most conservative state called Alaska?

Goodnight guys

"Michigan and Wisconsin present the clearest path to victory for Trump" kek.

 

[PunkinMan]

Thinking about how the next president will ever live up to this one if there ever will be another president and if we don't just senator Armstrong trump

 

[Meat Target]

Fucking Starscream is what he is
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Go join your catboy buttbuddies on the roping tree, you backstabbing fair-weather faggot.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I thought I heard that Kamablah did call and consneed. Or it was a text. Either way she had someone bend the knee.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I love you all

 

[Disc]

America has spoken!

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

You really think she will even show up?

she's on nigger time, which means late, if she shows up at all

concession speeches 'aren't her job'

holy shit dana white speech. he's an ego faggot but wow. gave speech

 

[TheClappening]

lmao.

(paraphrased)
"Stay away from the oil Bobby. Otherwise do what you want."