2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Gravemind]

I finally get to dust off the ye olden 2016 memes
Feels good, kiwibros

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Breaking out the vintage memes again.

 

[Bzk]

They are still trying to throw him in prison
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I hope he pardons these people and they have a big fucking reunion at that stupid building.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Many think that 41% have bumped up to the 50%, but I think it's now becoming 60%
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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZW2E6)
Look at how fat this retard is

Spoiler: NSFW

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All this for something that hasn't been "officially" decided yet and can at worst (for them) result in 4 years of some guy not pretending to pander to them. Sheesh.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Trump is the second person besides Grover to serve nonconsecutive terms as president.

Godspeed.
God bless America.

 

[nelly98]

Kamala sisters, we just need to win....

• Maine
• Alaska
• Michigan
• Wisconsin
• Arizona
• Nevada

SISTERS STRONG TOGETHER!

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Looks like he got 40% of the vote in Detroit. Wow.

Peoples Pundit said this election has the makings of a political realignment. I thought he was wrong,.... But it sure looks like one right now.

 

[FloorPlanGreen]

10 minutes until the 3am drop.

Get in the crystal.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Jake Tapper in literal disbelief over this:
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( x ; a )

Please this is the funniest video I've seen tonight

 

[Mr.F.]

It's two fold. Ana and the panel also dissed on troons issues not fixing anything.
Also, Ana Kasparian has been watching way too much Kino Casino.
She used the term "kayfabe", there's no way she learned it from anywhere else.

Part 1: Panel discussing troon issues not buying you a house.
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Part 2: Cenk's Jewish Nephew and Gayfabe, and Gollum
I kid you not, she mentioned Gollum too, which was one of the nicknames people gave Our Wife (Nick Rekieta's wife), calling her Lady Gollum.
What's your account Ana, I need to follow.
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Part 3: Cenk goes TTD
(clipping)

I don't know man, TYT is growing on me. I don't agree with most of their takes but it's been surprisingly very fair and balanced. Prior to the clips above, Ana even said both sides of the voting block are mostly good people with different concerns. 2016's TYT would be calling anyone to the right by a micrometer a bunch of White racist losers.

Lots of interesting slang, looks like Ana has a big case of Kiwibrain after delving into the Balldoverse.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Nice night to make some money.

 

[The Saltening]

CALL ALASKA

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Alright I'm going to bed, great time fellas. Hopefully I wake up to 55 Republican Senate seats (or more).

 

[0713]

Kotaku lolcow Alyssa Mercante is blaming Trump's lead on "the nerds", aka "gamers", aka "GamerGate".
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We did it, gamer gays.
We won it.
A decade later.
We did it.
Holy shit.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/live-blog/presidential-election-2024-live-updates-rcna175556/rcrd63589?canonicalCard=true

https://megalodon.jp/2024-1106-1658-17/https://www.nbcnews.com:443/politics/2024-election/live-blog/presidential-election-2024-live-updates-rcna175556/rcrd63589?canonicalCard=true

 

[SwanSwanson]

It is honestly fucking nuts that the thing that it would take for trump to win is another major conflict involving Israel causing half of the left to lose their minds causing the jews to think the democrats will betray them causing them to not rig the election and let trump win. October 7th could have been delayed, Trump could've died or just agreed to drop out and figure a way to weasel his way out of consequences, but no, he wins and we're getting 12 years of trump. 12 years in Trumps shadow. I won't reveal my precise age but this would've meant I spent half of my life with this guy on the news. God damn.

When you die, most peoples souls don't immediately get consigned to heaven or hell, so just imagine Thomas and Ryan's souls in there graves hearing all of that commotion about trump winning. I have to wonder if death will give them clarity, that their line of action was foolish.

 

[Allanon]

That idiot taking his shot and missing very likely lost Kamala the presidency. Hopefully the DNC realizes that their own tactic of making their opponents into mini Hitlers bit them this time.

 

[Terrifik]

AP refusing to call the election for Trump is making me reminisce on the good feeling I got when throwing their retarded propaganda style book in the trash I had from journalism class in community college.

Trump won, you fake "impartial" journos.

https://x.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1854061866235871589

spin is coming , close race

 

[Literally Fucked To Death]

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Haven't slept for 48 hours, not sleeping until Trump is confirmed 270 by MSNBC

 

[mindlessobserver]

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WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS GALAXY GREAT AGAIN.

As I said many months prior: we eatin' good.

Heil Kaiser Drumphard!