2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Glowie]

Kotaku lolcow Alyssa Mercante is blaming Trump's lead on "the nerds", aka "gamers", aka "GamerGate".
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Did I travel back in time to 2016?

If so I have salt to mine

 

[GilaCutter]

BIPOC folx are scared! Petrified!

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side!

 

[Total Annihilation]

Shalom my fellow goyim.

 

[0713]

This is better than cocaine.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

My Doge coin is finally worth something! I knew buying on the dip would pay off (years and years later, lol)!

 

[The Patrician]

Grand chelem is on:

Electoral College win
Popular vote win
Senate win
Representatives win

 

[Seedling]

So uh, now what? Do we get a new US Politics General thread now?

That was the plan, better a fresh new US politics gen, since the old one lagged so much mod tools broke

 

[OwO What's This?]

WISCONSIN IS A RED STATE AGAIN FUCKERS

GO PACK GO

thank fuckin god

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

Betting markets proven more accurate than pollsters.

Kalshi had him at 56% yesterday. It was easy money. My dumbass cashed out as it went up. Had to reinsert for lower gain. Still made a shitton so I won’t complain much.

 

[GlupShitto]

Wow, are we still in 2016? Enjoy your legal immigrants which will be even harder to dislodge than the illegal ones and will actually subvert your politics

I don't see what that has to do with total troon death but ideally we shouldn't have either. America needs to be a closed ecosystem to survive. I think Elon Musk realizes that and will ensure that we see real, radical change to the way our borders work.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Shinzo Abe blessed this with Nippon blood.

I want trump first voyage to be to japan, and for him to visit Abe grave.

I kneel, Abe-sama. I will have sex

 

[The Saltening]

CALL THE FINAL STATE FFS

I NEED THIS

 

[Faceless Whore]

Goodnight @Null. The stream was hilarious, made up for an insufferable election cycle.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I can't be the only one that this happened to. Did anyone else pray about the election out of worry and then get an almost eerie-like calmness and self assuredness about the outcome? This was the least stressful election night of my life and all I did was just give it over to God knowing that it's finally time to start redpilling a bunch of normies and have this awakening.

I did last night before I fell asleep. I don't even particularly believe in God. Guess maybe I do now lol

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

And now they commit the 3am fraud.

 

[Boss Hawg]

MASSIVE COPE ON CBS

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Hasan Kiker and Steve “Cuckmann” Bonell on suicide watch. May we feast upon the salty tears of the Harris chuds for the next 4 years

We should be thanking them both for this outcome, Insufferable faggots like them made people vote Trump.

 

[Lookie-lou]

Damn, Democrats have gotten a lot worse at rigging the votes!

nah democrats did an excellent job rigging as always, just the minions were not given big enough orders due to hubris. You have a vast media empire that constantly fluffs your image... just fucking fell for your own propaganda... again.

Say hi to Ukraine, they know that slap in the face all too well.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Wikipedia updated... imagine the seething.

 

[Brown Gollum]

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Bibi Netanyahu has given his seal of approval. He did the same with Joe Biden so it is officially over.
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That’s right Netanyahu, it doesn’t even matter who comes to power because every US Politician is the same to him lmao. Just another puppet to fund his genocide in Palestine/Gaza/Lebanon.