2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Been out of the loop for a while. Does Jeb still have a chance?

Have a chance? They called it for him hours ago.

 

[Keystone]

The fact Kamala completely failed to outperform Biden in any of the counties so far either confirms that Kamala is literally the worst possible candidate ever, or that Biden had a huge fucking fix in on 2020. Either is acceptable to explain the fuckery, and I'll even be so polite as to let the left choose their poison.

Which is it, Y'all fucking cheated or yer woman was fucking retarded?

Both. Both can be (and are) correct.

 

[Seafarer]

Can a man have a change of heart. I never realized the true raging potential of the satanic left. The left has proven themselves way more unhinged.

Nigga you flipped in a matter of minutes are you schizophrenic or something?

 

[Dynamite Bean]

It's going to be a fucking joy to see every fandom, community, content creator, and more go into turbo nuclear meltdown the next few weeks

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

CNN still won't call it LOL

I checked CNN recently and their expressions are teetering on the brink of crying. They're trying to hold their emotions trying to explain how "Cumalla" could still "Win".

 

[MeltyTW]

I know, but it's fun to see many of the worst people in the world squealing today.

Plus, my crypto bags finna boutta pump. BTC just broke its all time high

i love especially seeing all the traitors who jumped ship for safety and clout realizing they chose the losing side and now have to flee and stew in their own failure. the types that when the powers that be cracked down changed colors and had the gall to not even act like a coward and eat from the dem hand silently but who had to be so smug and act like they stood for something and had any right to leer down at everyone else.

 

[Allanon]

Are we gonna see lefty J6 now? I don't see them accepting this complete and utter buttfucking quietly.

Almost certainly. They're trying to take the high road right now, but the mask will slip when the states are solidified, and their extreme elements will be out of control.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Nate Copper has emerged from his hidey-hole.

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lmao, What a faggot

 

[Fabazon'_']

Been out of the loop for a while. Does Jeb still have a chance?

50/50 at this point

 

[barrow greeter]

Would be hilarious if Biden congratulates Trump before Kamala does.

GO Biden! You do you man!

 

[CaddestSlown]

He's using a music addon to blast YMCA. My fucking sides.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

My bottle of Knob Creek was going to be opened in either victory or defeat. Thank God on High it was Victory. This was a fun night, Kiwis. A fucking real fun night.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

I'd like to take a second to thank women.

Thank you, women.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

#NOTMYPRESIDENT

 

[1-800]

AP all killed themselves after they gave Pennsylvania the win, that's why they haven't admitted total Trump victory to other states yet.

 

[Albert_Ball 2.0]

UNLIMITED SALT

I demand more salt!

 

[lukewarm coffee]

I'll fucking sit here all night, media. I will see you call this.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

 

[Vibralldo]

Been out of the loop for a while. Does Jeb still have a chance?

He won every state except Nevada for some reason