2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Pie]

God bless you America and my fellow Kiwis who contributed to this result, my feed is full of unhinged salt and it's beautiful.

 

[Halo Cipher]

This thread has been the only source of actual information in comparison to the news of my foreign country. Congratulations, America. Enjoy the next four years. You earned it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit: I hope someone got it, the stream is now unlisted and it cuts off at exactly 12 hours. I was trying to find that portion but the page refreshed and it's gone.

F
Did anyone catch Cenk's epic TTD rant?

 

[Breadbassket]

it’s nearly 3:00 CST.

Why haven’t they called Nevada and Wisconsin yet?

The non-partisan media outlets reporting on the election may in fact be partisan media outlets.

 

[Ghostse]

TWO SCOOPS
TWO GENDERS
TWO PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAITS

 

[ForTheHoard]

Patrick Tomlinson has been Twitter silent for almost 6 hours. If we don't hear from him by tomorrow night, he might legitimately need a welfare check.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

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The following reddits are currently goldmines:
r/suicidewatch
r/depression
r/anxiety

Don’t forget r/trans

 

[Mouse Cop]

Would be hilarious if Biden congratulates Trump before Kamala does.

Knowing him, Biden is probably going to congratulate Jimmy fucking Carter

 

[God's Holiest Schizo]

Jeb has conceded
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NO JEBROS WE WERE SO CLOSE

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

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The following reddits are currently goldmines:
r/suicidewatch
r/depression
r/anxiety

They always do this histrionic shit
I just can't be bothered with these sociopathic people

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Nate Copper has emerged from his hidey-hole.

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Just say "yes, our models predicted a 49% win" and tell off anyone who gets pissy?

 

[W'rkncacnter]

Spinglebros.....

We won.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Guys? CNN still hasn’t called New Jersey.

 

[The Stranger]

Nevada now at 94% voots counted with 4.5% Trump lead (still not called btw)

 

[Andre Richardson]

Jeb has conceded
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JEB!

 

[namelesstacotruck]

My big take aways.

1. White women had a white mans back for once.

2. Abortion back to the states and letting the state vote on it defuses it.

3. The "based hispanic man" thing became real. Muslims turned on the dems too. Will they rethink mass importation?

4. Niggers didnt support Trump. All the bullshit about them seeing Trump as anything other than a honky was bullshit like i thought. They did say fuck Kamala and stayed home though.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can't you people enjoy this moment without trying to start shit with HHH?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Peoples Pundit has called Nevada for Trump.

 

[Salubrious]

Ok, I know California is only 52% reported, but Trump winning the POPULAR VOTE by 6 million (insert meme here) according to CNN so far seems like a historical shift.

 

[Meat Target]

Patrick Tomlinson has been Twitter silent for almost 6 hours. If we don't hear from him by tomorrow night, he might legitimately need a welfare check.

I TOLD YOU TO NEVER FUCKING COME HERE AGAIN!