2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[CEO of Gay]

I have poured myself a glass of Scotch to enjoy as this thread and the night winds down.

The way some of you were posting, I know at least some of you were already drunk before the polls closed. Who here is still sober, and had the patience to wait until Trump's victory speech to pour their first drink?

 

[PurpleEater]

Well this isn't very woke.

 

[CrescentCelica]

Can't you people enjoy this moment without trying to start shit with HHH?

The only reason I'm not tagging HHH with slurs and memes is out of respect for the mods lmao, smug fuck really lost

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

So where's Kamala and Walz? Back to hiding in their holes?

If by "holes" you mean "twelve-year old boys", yes.

 

[0713]

Bro I'm working the ambulance right now. I'm in quarters wearing my MAGA hat. Only one OD so far tonight.

Did they survive?

 

[Snekposter]

I know I'm 99.9999% certain to be late as fuck but holy fuck am I not reading this thread at all from how fast it moves.

Time for Part Deux!

 

[The Stranger]

Also, Alaska having never voted dem in 60 years, and with 70% of votes tallied with almost 15% to Trump
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AP/Reuters: Noooooooooo guise i totally promise alaska can flip dem!
it can totally happen! we cannot call the race now!

NBC is also coping in not giving the 1 electoral vote from Maine that other outlets have called because then if he doesn't get that 1 from Maine the 3 from Alaska would only get him to 269.

 

[Otterly]

Not demonizing half the country as racists & sexist would be the first step of admitting you have a problem.

They didn’t learn that lesson after brexit. They’re incapable of learning it because it would require them being able to see others as humans with opinions that might possibly be correct. Leftism works like borderline personality disorder- people are either foodies who you love like a cult leader or the worst baddie ever. You can see it in the various screenshots off the socials - ‘worst psychopath in America’ ffs. There’s zero theory of mind. It’s an arrested development

 

[Turtles McDougal]

Kamala can still win this if she steals the Master Emerald from Donald Trump.
Unfortunately, Donald Trump knows Chaos Control.

 

[PurpleEater]

I just know Don is getting dicked down tonight.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Well this isn't very woke.
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Liberal empathy and compassion, everyone.
I can’t believe those damn conservatives want to give a clump of cells more rights than trans womxn.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Why do some Americans genuinely believe that if Trump wins

- Women are permabanned from abortion
- Black people will be hung on the streets
- Mexicans will be lined up for execution or deportation
- LGBT flag will be burned and LGB people will be beaten
- Trans people will be genocided (although self-deletion doesnt constitute as a genocide)
- Women will be raped in the streets.



Honestly. Dems been letting women be raped in the streets by illegal immigrants
but thats okay because it aint Trump in charge.

speaks volumes of said people.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm no burger, but even though I think Trump had slightly more of an actual plan and policies (at least in some areas) I can't say the outcome of burgerland getting an 80 year old president is a good one? At least JD Vance seems to be pretty competent and knows what he wants to do, so if anything bad happens someone competent will be at the wheel (that is if Trump even admits he can't be president anymore due to health/mental faculty reasons)

Nigga is going to be eighty-four years old in 4 years time...

 

[Buttigieg2020]

My favorite negro can finally take a well earned retirement

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Fuck no, Clarence is the best guy we got, we need him right up to the midterms.

Is there a MAGA equivalent of the SA Brownshirts? Because street fighting sounds like an exciting job.

Proud Boys and such got absolutely raped by Jan 6.

But they’ll all be free on Jan 7th…

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Peoples Pundit still going on his live election stream lmao. Ultimate victory lap and I'm here for it. Go off King, You nailed it.

 

[Ishtar]

Trump is gaining ground in Alaska, hopefully shouldn’t be too long now. Still the race hasn’t been called, liberals and leftists are casting blame on twitter.

I’m going to go to bed now. I can’t stay up waiting anymore.

 

[Dana scully]

Call in Wisconsin and Nevada bitches

 

[The Stranger]

Why do some Americans genuinely believe that if Trump wins

- Women are permabanned from abortion
- Black people will be hung on the streets
- Mexicans will be lined up for execution or deportation
- LGBT flag will be burned and LGB people will be beaten
- Trans people will be genocided (although self-deletion doesnt constitute as a genocide)

We can be optimistic, can't we?

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Why do some Americans genuinely believe that if Trump wins

- Women are permabanned from abortion
- Black people will be hung on the streets
- Mexicans will be lined up for execution or deportation
- LGBT flag will be burned and LGB people will be beaten
- Trans people will be genocided (although self-deletion doesnt constitute as a genocide)
- Women will be raped in the streets.



Honestly. Dems been letting women be raped in the streets by illegal immigrants
but thats okay because it aint Trump in charge.

speaks volumes of said people.

They need to always play the victim to garner sympathy.

 

[Haramburger]

Finally, we are unburdened by what has been.

We've merely pushed out the fat dry log that was stuck up in there. We still have to wipe, flush, pull up our pants & wash up my dude.