2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[TheClappening]

wow, actual nuanced political discussion.
first time ive seen that in years lol.

Spoiler: Translation of comments

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I chuckled at the translation for vfc's comment. "I think Harris is a no-brainer politician."

Here I am all oh, this person obviously likes Kamala since he thinks it's a no-brainer to pick her. The more I read the more I see he actually doesn't like Kamala, and "no-brainer" was just as badly translated "brainless".

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

I'm calling my proud boy friends, we're gonna go on a handmaids tale raping spree of PoC women since we just won the election! HEIL HITLER AND HEIL TRUMP!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe this shit happened; its like some motherfucker tells you the sky is brown for 4 years and you call him a retard then you finally go outside and turds are falling from the sky, especially with the pres/house/senate/popvote sweep.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Also thanks in general you glorious shitposting faggots and dear feeder for giving my decrepit ass somewhere to post in the eternal current year. Simper Fi Farmers

 

[macrodegenerate]

MI is down to a million outstanding votes and Trump is up 300k. Not all the votes are in Detroit, the only place she might make up that much, but even there Trump was over 40%.

Trump has Macomb. For the uninitiated, Macomb has the most diverse economic, and cultural makeup in South East Michigan. It represents the whole of urban demographics in the surrounding counties along with the rural and small town areas surrounding it. If you hold Macomb, you hold Michigan, even if you lose Wayne county.

 

[0713]

I can't wait for the lunatics on the Left to do some soul searching, after realizing they are on the fringe and most people are not insane like them.

 

[PurpleEater]

People ACTUALLY believe this man is a fascist. He's a capitalist and politically quite moderate but most people are paranoid and brainwashed.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Peanut took a bullet for our democracy just like Trump did.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I want my thread back.

 

[Staticness]

I'm calling my proud boy friends, we're gonna go on a handmaids tale raping spree of PoC women since we just won the election! HEIL HITLER AND HEIL TRUMP!!!!!!!!!

Get a load of the failure of a white supremacist over here. Why the fuck would you pollute your genes with PoCs?

 

[ChampFantana]

What would be your job in the Trump dictated fascist dystopia, fellow Kiwis?

I hope President Trump appoints me to the Position of Chief Faggot Lyncher.

All of Breadtube is on the list, with a couple of familiar names having priority. (I won't name them here, don't wanna spoil the surprise.)

 

[ForTheHoard]

Forgot the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact was a thing.

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Trump winning the popular vote is going to be very awkward for states with that enacted into law.

Is this what you're talking about? I'm too tired to read it and need to go to sleep.

https://app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=29A.56.300

 

[Liquid Merlon]

I just want this to never end. Lol.
Nevada and Michigan will be called in 2050

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Peanut took a bullet for our democracy just like Trump did.

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Blaming squirrels and baby hippos for their own personal shortcomings. Unbelievable.

 

[Betonhaus]

Forgot the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact was a thing.

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Trump winning the popular vote is going to be very awkward for states with that enacted into law.

...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact
is this real? Will California, New York, and D.C be forced to cast their EVs for Trump?

oh god that's almost every blue state

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

I want my thread back.

Re-open all 9000 pages! We're gonna make it 10K!

 

[The Saltening]

I'm gonna stay up and wait until (((they))) officially call it, for all of us, gamers. Rest well, my fellow kiwi niggers.

I can't. I want to but I can't. I'm going to bed. Watch that shit for me nigga

 

[TheThreadIsDead578]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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hey, take a shot of vodka for every single identity characteristic she lists so she can posit herself as the uberminority!
but wait - she's defo abt to be repressed - she's a pagan...

When they list shit like this it makes a strong argument to bring back insane asylums.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Peanut took a bullet for our democracy just like Trump did.

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Peanut died so we can point and laugh at leftist faggots. You will not be forgotten Peanut

 

[Golden Boy]

The seething harvest is coming folks, time to farm.