2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Philier]

Grats mutts. If I had to listen to 4 years of Kamala speeches I would've personally commited 9/11 part 2.

 

[30+GameOvers]

>Trump thread locked down
Oh c'mon, do you know how much salt I was hoping to harvest from that thread? Oh well, I guess I will have to mine it from somewhere else.

 

[Seedling]

guys....realize... there are already suicides over this

Now lets not get "businessmen jumping off of wall street" over this.
At least lets wait until there's actual news of the bodies

 

[D_Tractor]

Could Elon buy reddit next?

Yes it's worth 21.5 billion. He spent 40 billion on Twitter.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Is there a thread on how shitlibs react to Trump's victory?

This is a massive NEED, considering last time we got this absolute classic:

 

[LiquidKid]

Jake Tapper in literal disbelief over this:
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( x ; a )

There’s over 20 million voters that vanished. If that isn’t proof of the steal in 2020 idk what is

 

[Tablet County]

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Get familiar with this.

That's odd, he doesn't look like one of the Prophets.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Normally, I would say "don't be a sore winner", but after all the fucking bullshit over the past 8 years, I genuinely hope everything comes back to bite them in the ass.

 

[Haramburger]

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Those pictures really says it all doesn't it. Like even though it was a bullshit staged photo-op and he probably wasn't really meant to be there, I knew he was the favorite when I saw those. Trump pictured experiencing the life of an everyday American worker, doing a job, making the fast food he loves. This is what Kamala should have been doing, engaging with working class issues, experiencing, empathizing with work and everyday priorities, being humble, but she was too busy making memes about coconuts and Taylor Swift. 8 years ago I was like these people on Reddit - incapable of understanding what 'went wrong'. I'm looking at that now, and it all makes so much sense.

George Washington saw his earliest election opponent buy his votes with alcohol at the tavern, and so Washington did it as well the second time around. Trump fed his supporters. It really is that easy.

 

[just Reading a post]

On a scale of 1 to extremely shitter shattered. How is Mark Hamil right now?

 

[GlupShitto]

I don't remember the part of the NT where Jesus laughed at all the niggers who killed themselves.

He should've. I don't get why you have a stick up your ass defending these freaks and pedophiles. Get some popcorn and enjoy the show. Maybe send a few Twitter DMs to nudge them in the right direction. I promise it feels good.

 

[God of Nothing]

Note that Spacebattles has forbidden any more election posts for a while
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Further proof being autistic doesn't make you intelligent.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

guys....realize... there are already suicides over this

That's a them problem.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I want to go to sleep but last time it looked good/was basically a done deal and then around 3:24am I start hearing about shenanigans and end up staying up until 10am...

I can still feel the physical trauma of defeat and exhaustion- never again. I'm kinda scared to sleep.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

“A very very uncomfortable conversation about latino voters.”
Lol wtf?

Scapegoating. They're blaming everyone but themselves for their losses.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

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The seething harvest is coming folks, time to farm.

>I just don't understand how many people in my country have been brainwashed to the point of voting against their own interests
You and me both pal.

 

[Betonhaus]

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“A very very uncomfortable conversation about latino voters.”
Lol wtf?

I see they stopped trying to make latinx a thing.

 

[Tablet County]

He should've. I don't get why you have a stick up your ass defending these freaks and pedophiles. Get some popcorn and enjoy the show. Maybe send a few Twitter DMs to nudge them in the right direction. I promise it feels good.

I'm not defending anybody I just think you're a queer.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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“A very very uncomfortable conversation about latino voters.”
Lol wtf?

They are coming for you lol, retards:

 

[CircusCat]

Harambe and Peanut are smiling, along with Woo Deng

And Fred, they also killed our boy Fred the raccoon